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Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'

28 Jul 02 - 01:37 AM (#755798)
Subject: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Genie

At a chantey sing in Seattle a couple of years ago, folks were singing a chantey with a refrain that went: "...wouldn't do me any harm." The most memorable verse was Mary Benson (a belter, if there ever was one) singing "Well, a night with the crew wouldn't do me any harm!"

I've tried the filter and the DT/Forum search using all or part of that phrase and come up empty handed.

Anyone know this song? What's the title? Is it in the DT? If not, why not?

Genie



28 Jul 02 - 01:39 AM (#755799)
Subject: Roll the old chariot along
From: GUEST,mg

Roll the old chariot along

we'll roll the old chariot along (3X_\)
and we'll all hang on behind

a nice plum duff wouldn't do us any harm

lots of other verses


28 Jul 02 - 01:59 AM (#755805)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Wincing Devil

A drop of Nelson's Blood...

A round on the house...

Another month's advance...

A plate of Irish Stew...

A roll in the clover...

A fine red wine...

ad infinitum


28 Jul 02 - 02:17 AM (#755809)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: SeanM

Here is the DT version under the title "Roll the Old Chariot Along". I've also heard it titled "Nelson's Blood" and a few other names.

M


28 Jul 02 - 02:53 AM (#755818)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Genie

Thanks so much, folks! I never would have found it without knowing the title, since the one phrase I remembered turned up nothing.

Genie


28 Jul 02 - 12:11 PM (#755922)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: dick greenhaus

Genie - a search for [any harm] turned it up right away. But it was "wouldn't do US any harm". Always try more than one variant of what you remember when searching.
Susan of DT


28 Jul 02 - 12:50 PM (#755940)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Charley Noble

We alwayslike adding:

A night with ourselves wouldn't do us any harm!
Cheerily,
Charley Noble


28 Jul 02 - 01:34 PM (#755959)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Herga Kitty

I've always wondered about "a knight with spurs wouldn't do us any harm", but it doesn't make sense even if you drop the k, and especially not if you mean Tottenham Hotspur.


28 Jul 02 - 01:49 PM (#755965)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Charley Noble

Well, Herga, it wouldn't do a lot for the sheets. That's why a lot of bordellos had fancy boot jacks, sometimes in the shape of a lady with her legs enticingly spread (my grandmother had one of these delightful antiques hanging near the door in her entryway the use of which puzzled us for years), to encourage the cavalry to remove their boots and spurs.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


28 Jul 02 - 03:24 PM (#755994)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Genie

Susan, I did try several variations on the title--just not enough, I guess. Maybe I was afraid "any harm" was so common a phrase that it would turn up way too many threads (i.e., any thread where anyone had used that phrase in any post, over 3 years).

Genie


28 Jul 02 - 06:31 PM (#756049)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Susanne (skw)

When Hamish Imlach started getting thirsty he used to sing "Another Jaegermeister wouldn't do us any harm ..." (the item in question not being a master hunter but a particularly stomach-churning German herbal schnapps of the same name)


28 Jul 02 - 06:37 PM (#756051)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Raggytash

SHANTY!


28 Jul 02 - 07:55 PM (#756087)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Wincing Devil

Shanty, shantey, chantie, chanty, chantey, shantie, whatever. There is more than one way to do it. (do a google on TIMTOWTDI) Somefolks say it's from the frech for "to sing", some say it's from the shanty cabin. However you spell it, I enjoy singin' 'em! The disparate spellings make it hard to look for, I'll grant you!


28 Jul 02 - 10:18 PM (#756149)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Genie

WD, you're right that the word is spelled ('correctly') several ways. I'd imagine the derivation is from the French "chanter" ("to sing") or "chantez" (imperative: "sing") or "vous chantez" ("you sing"). Why would the shanty cabin give its name to a work chant or song?
Anyway, given that I lean toward the French derivation theory, I prefer the spelling that's closest to "chanter" or "chantez." Either way, it would be pronounced "shanty," though. (The French "ch" is pronounced "sh.")


29 Jul 02 - 05:01 AM (#756244)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: SeanM

There are a TON of 'origins' of the term 'shanty', 'shantey', 'chanty' whatever.

Ones I've heard - "Shanty" as a corruption of "Shandy", a drink sailors were fond of. "Shanty" from the tumbledown shacks sailors would often be forced to live in during the 'off' seasons (esp. common in whaling, from what I've read). "Shanty" from the influence of slaves, again from the buildings they at times lived in. "Chantey" from the French. "Chantey" or "Chanty" from a corruption of "chant", as in the work chant. Many, many others - probably many other potential definitions for each spelling, and many spellings that are 'good' to SOMEONE.

Most of those still have their supporters and detractors. Fact is, most any of the 'major' variants are accepted. There is no conclusive evidence that sets ANY of the variants apart as the 'true' way to say/spell the word nor the origin of it.

M


29 Jul 02 - 11:32 AM (#756400)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: EBarnacle1

This is what Captain Ricko Nestler dubbed a "zipper chantey." Any line could be dropped in as long as it could be made to fit the meter. Sometimes the fits are more tortuous than others.


29 Jul 02 - 11:39 AM (#756405)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: radriano

I've heard the last line also sung like this:

"We'll all fall in behind"



29 Jul 02 - 08:34 PM (#756667)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Snuffy

I like to think that both the shanty cabins and shanty songs derive from Ashanti (i.e West Africa), from whernce most of the negro sloaves were shipped.

WassaiL! V


29 Jul 02 - 08:40 PM (#756669)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Snuffy

I like to think that both the shanty cabins and shanty songs derive from Ashanti (i.e West Africa), whence most of the negro slaves were shipped.

WassaiL! V


29 Jul 02 - 11:45 PM (#756737)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Melani

When singing radriano's version, I'm always tempted to add, "Splash!"


30 Jul 02 - 02:56 AM (#756786)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Abuwood

A good shanty for getting children to write the verses, "a peperoni pizza wouldn't do us any harm"


30 Jul 02 - 08:18 AM (#756856)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: GUEST,Steve

Stan Hugill gives "chantey" as the usual spelling (I think - I don't have the book in front of me) but accepts all the others as variants.

The Bromyard Schantieman trophy has it spelled like that!

Steve


30 Jul 02 - 08:22 AM (#756857)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any h
From: greg stephens

Well, the title of Hugill's book is "Shanties from the seven seas" so there goes that theory, Steve!


30 Jul 02 - 10:38 AM (#756920)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Charley Noble

My favorite memories of this song are when we sing it at the Portland Public Market, during their seafood festival, we mention all the neighboring vendors in the verses.


30 Jul 02 - 04:52 PM (#757132)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Crane Driver

Eric Illott, a shantyman from Bristol, told me that this song was used when scraping growth from the ship's hull during long voyages - barnacles, seaweeds and the like, which would slow the ship down. They used a device called the "Devil's Scrubbing Brush", two planks joined by a hinge and with long nails driven through. This was lowered into the sea over the "sharp end", and hauled by ropes backwards under the hull, scraping off the fouling. The verses, which had to be kept going as long as the job lasted, mentioned all the things the shantyman would rather be doing instead of scratching his bottom in mid-ocean.

"Nelson's Blood" is brandy, (not rum). After Trafalgar, Nelson's body was put into a cask of brandy to preserve it for the voyage back to London. When the Victory docked, it was discovered that the crew had tapped into the cask and drunk the lot. That, according to Eric, was always the first verse. The last verse, he said, should always be "A night in jail wouldn't do us any harm", since sailors reckoned that conditions were better in jail than at sea. (It was also safer when tunneling out). In between, sing anything you like.

Well, that's the story as I heard it.

Andrew


31 Jul 02 - 12:22 AM (#757319)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Genie

CD, "The verses, which had to be kept going as long as the job lasted, mentioned all the things the shantyman would rather be doing instead of scratching his bottom in mid-ocean." That's pretty much anything and everything, isn't it? ;-)

Genie


31 Jul 02 - 11:00 AM (#757541)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: alanww

As the current holder of the Bromyard Schantieman Trophy, I can verify that it certainly is spelt that way.
Steve: As you mentioned it, have you any idea why it has that spelling?

Hard on the beach oar, she moves too slow ...
Alan


31 Jul 02 - 02:33 PM (#757635)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: GUEST,keith A o Hertford on tour

I am sure we can rule out the idea of sailors enjoying shandy so much they named things after it, unless it was the splashings around the heads.
A nice glass of shandy wouldn't do us any harm....
Keith.


01 Aug 02 - 04:36 AM (#757970)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Dave Bryant

If the song is being sung "around" and someone has just sung "a night with a wench" and probably had someone follow it with "a night with two" (or even more) try and get in with "a nice cold shower".


02 Aug 02 - 04:45 AM (#758583)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Genie

I'll have to remember that one, Dave!


02 Aug 02 - 01:35 PM (#758820)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Crane Driver

Genie - yeah, pretty much anything ;-}

Andrew


03 Aug 02 - 02:21 AM (#759136)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Dead Horse

We always finish with "An end to this song wouldn't do us any harm"....followed by silence. Except for those caught out who sing a diminishing chorus, alone, with reddening face, sliding under table.


03 Aug 02 - 03:39 AM (#759157)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Genie

Love that ending, DH!


03 Aug 02 - 07:42 AM (#759222)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Sea chantey:'...wouldn't do me any harm'
From: Dead Horse

Yeah, cheers us up no end, and audience, too. They could use a good laugh after listening to us for a bit.