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Lyr Req: Got the Right Key but the Wrong Keyhole

02 Aug 02 - 12:38 PM (#758791)
Subject: Lyr Req: Got the right key but the wrong keyhole
From: katlaughing

Just moving these to their own threads. Please see separate threads for each request. See what ya'll can do, eh?

Subject: Three blues tunes I can't find
From: GUEST,tkane - PM
Date: 02-Aug-02 - 11:47 AM

I was reminded of a few blues songs and I don't see any of them on the site.
Does anyone know songs with these lines?

1) You got the right key but you're workin'on the wrong keyhole.

2) My man is a handyman.

3) You've got your ________ in my bowl. I can't remember what's in the blank. I never heard this one but someone was asking me if I could play it.


02 Aug 02 - 03:30 PM (#758909)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Got the right key but the wrong keyhole
From: GUEST,MCP

Can't see the lyrics for this, but there's a Clarence Williams' Blue Five version at Red Hot Jazz - Clarence Williams' Blue Five, real audio file: You've Got The Right Key, But The Wrong Keyhole

Mick


08 Aug 02 - 12:17 AM (#761667)
Subject: Lyr Add: YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT KEY, BUT THE WRONG..
From: Jim Dixon

Transcribed from the sound file at http://www.redhotjazz.com/VirginiaListon.html

YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT KEY, BUT THE WRONG KEYHOLE
(Clarence Williams)

Liza Johnson and her man had a falling out.
He said, "Get someone else if you can. I'm gone without a doubt."
Things got tough and he came back last night at nine o'clock.
He turned his key in the old front door but the key wouldn't fit the lock.
He pushed it in, and turned it 'round, and 'round, and took it out.
And just as he was 'bout to try again, he heard Miss Liza shout:

"You got the right key but the wrong keyhole.
I couldn't get along with you to save my soul,
Yesterday I went down to the hardware store,
And put another lock on my front door.

"I've got a new man who is better than you.
He starts his loving where you get through.
So take my tip, honey: Leave my door,
Because your key don't fit in my lock no more.
I say you got the right key but you're working on the wrong keyhole."

(Repeat last verse.)

[As sung by Virginia Liston accompanied by Clarence Williams' Blue Five, 1924.]


29 Jun 09 - 10:14 AM (#2667082)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Got the right key but the wrong keyhole
From: GUEST

The musical "One Mo' Time", includes the song, "you got the right key but the wrong key hole". It's a hilarious blues tune.


29 Jun 09 - 06:17 PM (#2667544)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Got the right key but the wrong keyhole
From: Peace

"My Man is a Handyman" by Maria Muldaur


30 Jun 09 - 07:33 AM (#2667892)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Got the right key but the wrong keyhole
From: mandy

hey katlaughin...

Right Key Baby, wrong keyhole,
can't get a long to save my soul,
yesterday walking by the hardware store
i got a brand new lock fits my front door...

andy baylor or dancehall racketeers, melbourne, wrong keyhole.

awsome cajun influenced ragtime old time bluegrassy stuff. music to dance or wash dishes to.


30 Jun 09 - 09:42 AM (#2667984)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Got the right key but the wrong keyhole
From: GUEST,Fred "Beetle" Bailey

distant memory:
"I need a little SUGAR in my bowl"
from the Copulating Blues collection


27 Apr 10 - 03:04 PM (#2895424)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Got the Right Key but the Wrong Keyhole
From: GUEST

aerosmith song called f.i.n.e

you got the right key babe but the wrong keyhole cuz im ready ... so ready


12 Nov 20 - 01:47 AM (#4079311)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Got the Right Key but the Wrong Keyhole
From: GUEST,harpgirl

Redux


12 Nov 20 - 01:48 AM (#4079312)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Got the Right Key but the Wrong Keyhole
From: GUEST,harpgirl

OU'VE GOT THE RIGHT KEY, BUT THE WRONG KEYHOLE
(Clarence Williams)

Liza Johnson and her man had a falling out.
He said, "Get someone else if you can. I'm gone without a doubt."
Things got tough and he came back last night at nine o'clock.
He turned his key in the old front door but the key wouldn't fit the lock.
He pushed it in, and turned it 'round, and 'round, and took it out.
And just as he was 'bout to try again, he heard Miss Liza shout:

"You got the right key but the wrong keyhole.
I couldn't get along with you to save my soul,
Yesterday I went down to the hardware store,
And put another lock on my front door.

"I've got a new man who is better than you.
He starts his loving where you get through.
So take my tip, honey: Leave my door,
Because your key don't fit in my lock no more.
I say you got the right key but you're working on the wrong keyhole.


12 Nov 20 - 10:15 PM (#4079421)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Got the Right Key but the Wrong Keyhole
From: GUEST,keberoxu

I have heard the Virginia Liston/Clarence Williams recording.
It is the undiluted real thing,
with the trumpet loudly flubbing one note (ker-SPLAT) ,
the audience laughing and cheering,
the tempo slow, heavy, and broad,
and the singer shouting and enunciating
as one learns to do when, in fact, there are no microphones
and the acoustics in the room are not helpful.

But of course there IS a microphone
and it catches absolutely everything.
I loved it.


12 Nov 20 - 10:27 PM (#4079422)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Got the Right Key but the Wrong Keyhole
From: JennieG

I have the Andy Baylor/Dancehall Racketeers recording mentioned above, so many years ago......definitely something for dancing along with.

There was something about those raunchy songs of the era, wasn't there?


12 Nov 20 - 10:55 PM (#4079423)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Got the Right Key but the Wrong Keyhole
From: rich-joy

And surely that classic must've given rise to Carl Perkins' rockabilly number "Right String Baby, But the Wrong Yo-Yo" ?! :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL-vmjRqZio

"Right string, baby, but the wrong yo-yo
There's no need to hang-a, hang around my door
I used to love you, but I, I don't no more
You got the right string, baby, but the wrong yo-yo"


R-J


13 Nov 20 - 05:02 AM (#4079435)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Got the Right Key but the Wrong Keyhole
From: GUEST,Hootenany

Carl Perkins ?

Surely he is pre-dated by Piano Red.


13 Nov 20 - 06:19 AM (#4079444)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Got the Right Key but the Wrong Keyhole
From: rich-joy

I thought that's what I implied, Hoot, but maybe my Oz phrasing is weird or summit :)

R-J


13 Nov 20 - 11:07 AM (#4079473)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Got the Right Key but the Wrong Keyhole
From: GUEST,Hootenanny

Rich-Joy

Apologies for misunderstanding.