16 Aug 02 - 09:30 PM (#766757) Subject: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Mrs.Duck We just left Joe, Susan and Dick at the George & Dragon. Joe admitted thAt TODAY is his Birthday! Happy Birthday Joe!!! From ALL who were there! Quack! Geoff and Jane! |
16 Aug 02 - 09:39 PM (#766760) Subject: Happy Birthday Joe Offer From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Happy Berthday Joe! Message transferred from a duplicate thread. --JoeClone |
16 Aug 02 - 11:45 PM (#766802) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: bet Many happy returns. Hope your day was great, bet |
17 Aug 02 - 12:01 AM (#766806) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: alison Happy birthday Joe, and many many more love and hugs alison |
17 Aug 02 - 12:52 AM (#766830) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Steve Latimer I can't imagine the 'Cat without Joe, Happy Birthday!!! |
17 Aug 02 - 12:56 AM (#766832) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Blackcatter H.B.D. Joe and thanks for your hard work around here. May you next year be relatively free of unwanted GUESTS. |
17 Aug 02 - 01:08 AM (#766836) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Art Thieme Joe, many many more. Congrats. Thanks again for running off those MP3s. You are a techno wonder, sir. Art Thieme |
17 Aug 02 - 01:23 AM (#766838) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Chip2447 Let me toss my two cents in also, HAPPY B-DAY Joe, congrats,many more, and thanx for everything... Chip2447 |
17 Aug 02 - 01:29 AM (#766840) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Mark Cohen Despite what it says up there next to "Date:", it's still August 16, both here and in California. So, Joe, let me wish you "Mazel Tov!" and "Zayn gezint!" as well as "Hau'oli la hanau!" And keep up the [very] good work. Aloha, Mark |
17 Aug 02 - 02:38 AM (#766853) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Liz the Squeak Damn, if I'd known, I'd found a present for you.... Mrs Duck - don't you think he's gorgeous too?? LTS |
17 Aug 02 - 02:59 AM (#766863) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Cappuccino Yes indeed. Many happies. - Ian B |
17 Aug 02 - 03:26 AM (#766871) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Áine Is that time -- again --?? Just kidding, Joe. Many happy, happy returns of the day! All the best, Áine |
17 Aug 02 - 03:45 AM (#766875) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Melani HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE! |
17 Aug 02 - 04:08 AM (#766878) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: alanabit A very Happy Birthday Joe. Enjoy your stay in the UK. Many thanks for all your kind and cheerful help on the Mudcat. Also please make a point of calling me up so we can invite you for dinner or go for a beer when you are next in this town (Cologne). You'll have some fun with the dialect here after your Berlin days! Alan. |
17 Aug 02 - 05:37 AM (#766891) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Micca Happy Birthday Joe, from me, and Cat and Firecat who passed you on the train at about Stevenage!!!! and many more... |
17 Aug 02 - 05:41 AM (#766895) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: MudGuard Hallo Joe, zum Geburtstag viel Glück! Andreas/MudGuard |
17 Aug 02 - 06:42 AM (#766910) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Linda Kelly happy birthday Joe -hope to see you face to face in Whitby -I'll be wih the one with a beard, hairy legs and jesus sandalls (oh bugger, that's everybody!!) |
17 Aug 02 - 07:35 AM (#766920) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Tig Happy birthday Joe. It was great meeting you last night. You'll get your 'Cat badge at Whitby. Love'n'hugs, Tigxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
17 Aug 02 - 08:40 AM (#766931) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: MMario Knowing how Joe hates these birthday threads - I just won't say anything - but yppaH yadhtriB anyway! |
17 Aug 02 - 08:50 AM (#766934) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: katlaughing Well I am glad you said it, MMario! Someone has to fill in 'til Spaw gets here!*bg* Happy Birthday, Joe, nice way to spend it, eh? luvyakat |
17 Aug 02 - 08:57 AM (#766937) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: skarpi Happy birthday Joe, and have a fine day. All the best from sun shine in Iceland, Skarpi Iceland. |
17 Aug 02 - 09:27 AM (#766943) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Mrs Cobble Happy Birthday Joe.... That birthday cake from the G&D land lady sure looked good.. It was good to meet you, hope you enjoy Whitby. Best wishes Brian & Margaret. |
17 Aug 02 - 09:35 AM (#766944) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Bonnie Shaljean Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Joe Happy birthday to yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu Bonnie xxx |
17 Aug 02 - 09:41 AM (#766946) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Hippie Chick yeah....what Bonnie said. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE! hc |
17 Aug 02 - 09:48 AM (#766949) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: van lingle Thanks for all your help, Joe and a belated happy birthday! vl |
17 Aug 02 - 10:09 AM (#766964) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: catspaw49 Well Joe.......Here it is. Someone has started a birthday thread for you and you hate them. What is there left to say? I know all the messages always say the same thing and you hate that but if I say something different to appease you as I do on most BD threads, then in essence I'm saying the same thing as I always do, so what's the point....which is your point.....which matches the point on your head......the one where hair no longer grows. I see in another thread that Kendall is actually removing his ass in public so maybe that would be a special birthday treat you'd consider for yourself. I dunno' what the point of debutting yourself is, but if it works for Kendall maybe you should give it a try. Spaw |
17 Aug 02 - 10:14 AM (#766965) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Rick Fielding Oh what to do, what to do! Not only does Joe hate Birthday threads, but at least once a year he publicly (well on Mudcat, anyway) chastises us for participating in them. Oh, the pressure to conform to his wishes! I really DO try, ya know Joe...I NEVER feed Trolls, I never contribute to Little Hawk's Shatner drivel even though we're practically neighbours.....I never get involved in "Mudcat censored me", or "Max has some s'plainin to do" threads.......I've never even had an argument with McGrath of Harlow (although everyone tells me it's a wonderful experience) and frankly my biggest beef with the Pope is why he doesn't retire and let YOU do all that running around. Hell, you use a microphone much better than him anyway. So.....no birthday greetings from me. Sorry. Cheers Rick (and heather, who also doesn't wish you happy birthday) |
17 Aug 02 - 12:18 PM (#767028) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Mudlark Happy UNbirthday, Joe! |
17 Aug 02 - 03:22 PM (#767092) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST,Ballykia (BallyKissAngel) Winters Wages Many many more to you Joe. Wish you all the best I am in the hospital..Received my trabsplant. This has been a tough one. Should be getting out soon and will check in morre from home Regards Winters Wages |
17 Aug 02 - 07:09 PM (#767188) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Liz the Squeak I still think he's gorgeous.... LTS |
17 Aug 02 - 11:36 PM (#767266) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: SINSULL I was directed here by Kat who saw Winters Wages' post. Wonderful news, Lloyd. And Joe, out of respect for you, treat this day like any other. SINS |
17 Aug 02 - 11:39 PM (#767268) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST,Janie (away from home Happy, happy that you were born. |
18 Aug 02 - 12:29 AM (#767285) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: The Pooka Tardy best wishes, Mr. Offer sir. Hey, birthdays can be an embarrassing pain in the arse but having them is better than the alternative, right? Steve Latimer above said "can't imagine the Mudcat without" you; sez I, I think there'd BE no Mudcat without you. (But wot's this catspaw jaw about a point on yer head? Balderdash. :) Thank you for all your help, to me & to us all. Hope your Euro Tour is going wonderfully. Happy however-reluctant Birthday. |
18 Aug 02 - 01:15 AM (#767307) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Jimmy C Sincere wishes for a happy birthday Joe, Hope you have many many more. |
18 Aug 02 - 01:44 AM (#767319) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Ferrara Oh my goodness, Joe, you mean you're finally turning 39? I'm a wee bit late but Happy Birthday m'dear! Rita And, Winters Wages, congratulations, and hang in there. The first year or so after a transplant is often what you might call "interesting times" but for most people, it gets much easier after that. Good luck with it all! ... from Ferrara (who got a heart transplant in October '95 and by now considers herself an expert on interesting times). |
18 Aug 02 - 06:40 AM (#767370) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: gnu Happy belated Bday Joe !!! I hate Bday threads too. Hehehehe. |
18 Aug 02 - 07:31 AM (#767383) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST,Brían Happy Birthday, Joe! Brían |
18 Aug 02 - 07:51 AM (#767389) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Liz the Squeak Ah, but would you hate it more if you DIDN'T have birthday thread posted.... (not that I'm hinting) LTS |
18 Aug 02 - 12:46 PM (#767484) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Firecat Happy Birthday! |
18 Aug 02 - 03:08 PM (#767553) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Peter Kasin Dear Joe - To the man who hates birthday threads. I'll couch this message in a lyric request. Say, Joe, do you know the words to that song that goes "Da-d-dee-daah, doop-doop-da-doooo...." I believe it was sung by the Kentucky Klezmer Ramblers.oh, by the way, happy birthday. Yeah, it was sung in the 1960's, but might date back to 1940..... Chanteyranger |
19 Aug 02 - 12:02 AM (#767735) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST,karen k Happy belated birthday, Joe. Great place you are in to celebrate your birthday. Hope it was a great one. See you at the Getaway. k |
19 Aug 02 - 12:20 AM (#767747) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Coyote Breath well, well! congrats and many more to come or as my daughter recently crooned: Hippo birdy two ewes! CB |
19 Aug 02 - 02:20 AM (#767772) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST,Fat B****rd Happy birthday and many more of'em Mr. Joe |
19 Aug 02 - 10:16 AM (#767903) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Les from Hull And he's such a good age, too! |
19 Aug 02 - 11:48 AM (#767965) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: radriano HAPPY BIRTHDAY Joe. |
19 Aug 02 - 12:20 PM (#767972) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: SharonA I figure that if Joe really wanted to avoid joining the ranks of the birthday-threaded, he wouldn't have said anything to the Ducks (Geoff and the Missus) about the significance of the date! So, happy belated birthday, Joe, and thanks a million for all you do for us at Mudcat. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to... (At least being birthday-threaded isn't as much of a public embarrassment as having that repetitive song sung to you, or being made to blow out candles – not that I don't enjoy that stuff, but not everybody appreciates it!) Many happy returns of the day! Sharon |
19 Aug 02 - 02:31 PM (#768052) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Fortunato Hope you had a fine birthday, Joe. Sounds like a great one; I wouldn't mind a pint at the Green Dragon myself. |
19 Aug 02 - 02:41 PM (#768062) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: CarolC Happy belated birthday, Joe! Hope it was excellent! |
20 Aug 02 - 01:13 PM (#768611) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Bill D well, I know Joe hates the waste of space for trivial things...so I wont post here.... |
21 Aug 02 - 01:49 PM (#769195) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: alanww As I've already sung "Happy Birthday to You" in person, I won't post here and waste space. Why was he born so beautiful ... PS Should we own up and pay the royalties for singing it? |
21 Aug 02 - 07:14 PM (#769338) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Lorraine Oh shucks you deserve many more h-d-day greetings. See you next getaway but Thinking warm thoughts of you on this your unbirthday. Smile-Lorraine |
25 Aug 02 - 02:01 PM (#771334) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Joe Offer Harumpf! There were a number of British Mudcatters who were pretty darn proud of their sneaking in a Joe Offer birthday thread. Well, I gotta say, I enjoyed the good wishes, in spite of my opposition to the repetitiveness of birthday threads. Thanks, everybody. Lloyd, it's good to hear you're making progress. -Joe Offer, at the home of Bill & Lorna Sables- |
25 Aug 02 - 03:21 PM (#771366) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: artbrooks Congratulations, hope you're enjoying your trip and...oh yeah....happy birthday!! |
01 Aug 03 - 03:45 PM (#995222) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST,Wolfgang Refresh as a service for all those in the other thread who make guesses about the day. Wolfgang (who'd prefer one single generic birthday thread per year: Happy birthday to all those who get one year older in 2003) |
01 Aug 03 - 04:02 PM (#995231) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST Are you a complete idiot, Wolfgang? In the 'other' thread, Joe said that he'd prefer to keep it quiet. You decide that the whole world must know. You are an utter fool. Read and think a bit before your next post please.
-Joe Offer- |
01 Aug 03 - 04:12 PM (#995240) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: bbc No, Wolfgang is *not* an idiot. He's a lovely man who's made great contributions to this forum for years. Who are you, GUEST? bbc |
01 Aug 03 - 04:16 PM (#995245) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: katlaughing Thanks, Wolfgang! Happy Birthday, early, Joe! |
01 Aug 03 - 06:08 PM (#995306) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Rapparee Well, if everyone is going to wish Joe a Happy Birthday, I suppose that I'll just have to come right out and say it out loud and all: Joe, I hope that you find the day to be...well...pleasant, anyway. |
01 Aug 03 - 06:08 PM (#995307) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Cattail HAPPY BIRTHDAY Joe, thanks for all you do for us Cheers Cattail 0~ |
01 Aug 03 - 07:41 PM (#995349) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Alba Alba tip toes in... wary of a Birthday thread for the Man that doesn't like them... and says in a quiet but distinct voice........ HAPPY BIRTHMONTH JOE, Best Wishes for Your B Day and for the Year ahead. JD |
02 Aug 03 - 10:41 AM (#995541) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Mrs.Duck OOPS! Sorry Joe seems to be my fault!!! |
02 Aug 03 - 07:57 PM (#995702) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Pat Cooksey Don't normally post to birthday threads as I've forgotten mine, but in your case I'll make an exception, HAPPY BITHDAY JOE. Pat. |
03 Aug 03 - 04:01 AM (#995831) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: John MacKenzie I think we're going to have to start a new birthday thread every day for Joe, that way we'll be spot on once anyway. Not only that, but I know how much pleasure it will give him to see the threads pop up daily. Giok..... HBJC |
03 Aug 03 - 10:01 AM (#995898) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Fortunato Happy Birthday, Joe, all the best in the coming year. May the hair grow on the top of your head instead of out of your ears... chance |
03 Aug 03 - 12:04 PM (#995953) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Catherine Jayne Happy BirthMonth Joe from your friends this side of the pond!! Cat and Micca |
08 Aug 03 - 12:35 PM (#999002) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST |
08 Aug 03 - 01:26 PM (#999022) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Mrs.Duck Some folk not paying attention here! We have already established which day is Joe's birthday and that he spent it last year with me in a pub! On the appointed day I shall wish him happy anniversary of our meeting! |
08 Aug 03 - 02:20 PM (#999049) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Joe Offer Ah, but Mrs. Duck, it appears you may be mistaken as to the date.... When I spoke of my birthday in the pub, I spoke the truth, but in a way that was misleading. Yes, I was born in August, in the period attributed to those who are called "Leos." But I was born in a leap year, and in a time zone different from BST. -He of the Hidden Birthday- |
10 Aug 03 - 02:32 AM (#999568) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST For copyright reasons the "Happy Birthday Song" is not sung in commercial USA settings. So many have adopted a "fast-chant" in restaurants
Happy Birthday - Happy, Happy, Birthday
Not to mention - it gets the bus-boys back to work sooner. |
14 Aug 03 - 12:49 PM (#1002017) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST Not yet even halfway through the celebration |
14 Aug 03 - 07:47 PM (#1002344) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST,Melani Many more, Joe! |
15 Aug 03 - 01:24 AM (#1002462) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: karen k Happy Birthday, Joe, whatever day it is! Hope to see you at the Getaway. love ya, karen |
15 Aug 03 - 11:40 PM (#1003064) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST http://www.happybirthdaytoyou.com |
16 Aug 03 - 06:17 PM (#1003336) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Giac Happy Birthday, Joe. Mary |
18 Aug 03 - 03:58 AM (#1003881) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST Its your month enjoy it. |
19 Aug 03 - 03:47 AM (#1004473) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST,.gargoyle As the 50's television charactor Sheriff John and the Lunch Brigade would sing:
Put another candle on my birthday cake
Sincerely, |
19 Aug 03 - 08:12 AM (#1004567) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor Happy Birthday Joe. |
19 Aug 03 - 04:53 PM (#1004851) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST,CarolC Happy semi-quasi-sort of-not quite-birthday, Joe, from the Ypsilanti KOA kampground in beautiful Ypsilanti Michigan, where the power has thankfully been recently restored. Hopefully it was/is/will be a good one. |
20 Aug 03 - 04:23 PM (#1005429) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: John MacKenzie Refresh |
21 Aug 03 - 03:45 PM (#1006044) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Eric the Viking Today, got back from Holidays.So belated Birthday greetings Joe. |
24 Aug 03 - 02:00 PM (#1007368) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST |
24 Aug 03 - 02:37 PM (#1007385) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST,RRab feliz cumpleaños is offer a surname ? |
28 Aug 03 - 01:05 PM (#1009686) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: GUEST And the celebration goes on. |
28 Aug 03 - 04:56 PM (#1009819) Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY From: Joe Offer And yes, Offer is a surname - and a darn good one at that. I think it's German-Jewish in origin. A real estate lady once proposed marriage to me. She said she could make a lot of money with a name like that. -Joe Offer- |