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17 Aug 02 - 05:13 PM (#767146)
Subject: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister

Well you go away for a few days and it all falls apart. What the hell woz Ms. Penelope Rutledge on about? Reckon Twillingsgate is off my list of places to stop off on me throbbing beastie! And now u all gone quiet. Surely u not all in Wibbly? Will be paying a visit up there meself sometime this week. As I recall, the Middle Earth is a good session venue. May go up Friday, when me num bum has recovered from 1300 miles across the continent....

And now I need a news update. Oakley, I need news on the job front. Your intercontinental texts were baffling. Kindly update me on the whole headfuck situation>

And Specky, are you still out there, babe? Or has my six day absence driven you into the arms of my rival for your affections, that dastardly Smallpiper??????

Talk to me guys.....


17 Aug 02 - 05:32 PM (#767155)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister

Pants. Nobody talkin to me. Just beat the Dummmy spitting record. 26,3 metres. David, you would be proud of me.


17 Aug 02 - 05:46 PM (#767161)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: John Routledge

Sorry Dean -The only response so far is to confirm that Ms Penelope Rutledge is not my alter-ego.


17 Aug 02 - 08:58 PM (#767218)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

I think everybody is in Whitby Mr Dean! I was driving in Hull today, and it was really quiet! I reckon Whitby has been taken over by drivellers, I am going there on Tuesday.john


18 Aug 02 - 12:55 AM (#767296)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Oaklet

Hi DeanMeister. It's early, and I am now stuffing an unfeasable amount of gear into the Morris Minor for the trip to Roscommon. Pehaps you could give me a ring later.


18 Aug 02 - 01:01 AM (#767298)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Ey Up Oaklet, Hull is absolutely deserted, theres only me left! 9Theyve all gone to Wibbly).john


18 Aug 02 - 01:05 AM (#767300)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

PS, I saw Gary last night in Selby, he was the only one there without a beard. There was sume Americun peepol there as well.john


18 Aug 02 - 01:06 AM (#767301)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

He will get jellus , if dean mister gives you a ring.


18 Aug 02 - 01:21 AM (#767309)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Oaklet

OK jOhn, we won't tell him. How are the business plans progressing?


18 Aug 02 - 01:25 AM (#767312)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Dont ask! Them banks are not very helpful.Maybe I will rob one of them, I dont know wich one yet but probably barclays, 9It is very near to me) 9Chants Ave).john


18 Aug 02 - 05:20 AM (#767349)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister

Nice to see that somebody is still out there. How can everybody go to Wibbly? Doesn't anyone have a job anymore????? Some of us got to work for a living.....


18 Aug 02 - 06:50 AM (#767373)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

oh helloooooooooooooo sweetie u back missed u xx but i can say smallpiper did a grand job of keeping me occupied so i didnt pine tooooo much


18 Aug 02 - 12:07 PM (#767460)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DEANY BOY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I know its not till tuesday so just in case i miss it i singing it now.......... missed u sweetie c u soon xx


19 Aug 02 - 07:04 AM (#767836)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fanks Specky!!! I'm all choked up. xx U missed me? Even tho you had John the Piper for company? Aha! See that, John? Reckon that's one-nil to me, mate. Look forward to continuing our conversation, Ms Specky-babes x

Got in trouble last night. Went to Gym at 7.30pm. Then dropped into Sun Inn after for ....er.....a quick 'arf. Hmm. Band was known to me. People kept buying me falling down water. Ended up at Oddies with somebody elses Guitar on me knee.... big mistake. Got home very late and very pissed. Oooooops. Was not a popular chappy when I got back!!!

Incidentally, I am running the session at The Oddfellows Pub, Eastgate, Beverley next Sunday night, 25th August. Musicians and interested spectators are cordially invited to share in the fun. 6pm onwards. Muso's, please let me know if you can come. The last one we did there was a great night....would love this one to be as musical, and as successful. Thanks guys.


19 Aug 02 - 09:15 AM (#767882)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Sir Roger de Beverley

Pete

That's so unusual, you getting blotto and staying out late. Such a singular occurrence must surely be forgiven.

Can't make Sunday as I'm running the Sun session in the afternoon and then gigging there with a mate from the West Riding in the evening.

I can't make the next Nellies either due being on holiday in Majorca that week.

See you around anyway

Rog


19 Aug 02 - 01:34 PM (#768002)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

hi sweetie xx naughty boy getting drunk AGAIN i think i am going 2 oddies sunday with a couple of friends will c u then wow cant wait..........i wonder how long it will take u 2 guess who i am cant wait...........as 4 piper guess i prefer guitar to other forms of entertainment? hmmmmmmmmmm looking forward to seeing u again sweetie is the whole band there? or just u and other musicians?? oh well gym was it so u keep that perfectly homed body in shape with proper exercise interesting.c u very soon sweetie xxxxxxxxxxx


19 Aug 02 - 07:43 PM (#768220)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

deany boy i just loveeeeeeeeeeeeee the way you say babeeeeeeeeeeeeee it turns my knees to jelly grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr xxxxxxxxxxx


19 Aug 02 - 08:04 PM (#768227)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: dodgy bird

pete you there? or are you being a light weight again?


19 Aug 02 - 09:27 PM (#768261)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister

Hey people!!!!! It's late again. Ooops. Happy birfdy to Deanie, Happy birfdy to me.... Half way to being a septagonarian. Is that how u spell that? jOhn9? I dunno. Maybe dementia is setting in already.

Dodgy, u out there? Have a good time this weekend?

And Specky, u really gonna come Sunday? Hope so. As to who will be there, dunno yet. The session is normally a guitar/singers thing, but last time I did it it was almost exclusively a musicians thing, and was a lovely night. Only time and bear will tell. Must get my people to call their people....keep u posted. And if u are there, I will suss you. Er...I think! U still got me completely bloody flummoxed! U are a wind up merchant, babe. But I will bring the hunnnnnnnneeeeey just in case......

Hmm. It seems to be 2.18am. How did that happen? Reckon I should go to bed....Maybe catch u in the morning, working peeeeple.


19 Aug 02 - 09:32 PM (#768263)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister

hehheheheheheh...I forgot to say "Night babeeeeeeeeeee........xxx" Catch u later...


19 Aug 02 - 09:50 PM (#768268)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

hAppy birfday pete.john


20 Aug 02 - 04:03 AM (#768378)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

happy birthday deany boy.have a good one. dont forget the peacock feather babe xxxxxx


20 Aug 02 - 04:41 AM (#768383)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: dodgy bird

the mind boggles, honey and a peacock feather!


20 Aug 02 - 04:50 AM (#768387)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

well this is what oakley told me i dont know from experience dodgy...well not yet lol


20 Aug 02 - 04:55 AM (#768388)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: dodgy bird

well if i see pete chasing peacocks around beverley i let you know so you are prepared


20 Aug 02 - 04:58 AM (#768389)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

lol oh my now my mind boggling lol and if u see him chasing an ass? for the milk, oakley said deany boy likes to bathe in milk.... hmmm oh and apparently he greedy with the turkish delight...glad i aint turkish :-)


20 Aug 02 - 05:07 AM (#768395)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: dodgy bird

i now have visions of him chasing the cows on westwood mmm not a pretty thought do you think we should warn the pasture masters?


20 Aug 02 - 05:10 AM (#768396)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

definately .... oh my the vision is too much 4 this time in the morning lol ... seems deany boy gonna have a busy day lol


20 Aug 02 - 05:15 AM (#768398)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: dodgy bird

will send out the spies and keep you posted of his activities. gotta go to work now (pants} catch you later


20 Aug 02 - 05:16 AM (#768401)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister

Hunneeeeeeey and Peacock feathers?????? Wehey!!!! I may be so excited I'll forget to bring my bloody Guitar!!


20 Aug 02 - 05:20 AM (#768405)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

deanyyyyyyyyyyy hi sweetie xxxxxx


20 Aug 02 - 05:23 AM (#768408)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister

Hellllooooooooooooo baaaaaabeeeeeeeey! xx


20 Aug 02 - 05:24 AM (#768409)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

phwoaaaaaaaaaa


20 Aug 02 - 05:25 AM (#768410)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

bye dodgy have a good day at work ........i just got home from work night shift yuck and will b gonna bed soon


20 Aug 02 - 05:25 AM (#768411)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister

back in a mo.......


20 Aug 02 - 05:27 AM (#768412)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

missing u already...........


20 Aug 02 - 05:28 AM (#768413)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister

Sent u a pm, babe


20 Aug 02 - 05:32 AM (#768415)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

got it sweetie what u doing 4 ur burfday anything good?


20 Aug 02 - 05:37 AM (#768418)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister

workin :-( Pooh. But just may get a beer or two later heheheheh.


20 Aug 02 - 05:38 AM (#768419)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

not that falling down water again.be careful they put alcohol in it lol


20 Aug 02 - 05:45 AM (#768422)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister

Depends where u drink...... Hehehehehe. Bird Dodgy Bird pulls a pretty stong pint!


20 Aug 02 - 05:49 AM (#768425)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky

where is dodgy bird working?


20 Aug 02 - 05:53 AM (#768426)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister

I will get into trouble if I reveal her identity.... Did that before and she got all embarrassed and bollocked me!!! OOOoops.


20 Aug 02 - 05:03 PM (#768750)
Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Little Hawk

Say, people, I have found a "Twillingate" in Newfoundland. Could this be the fabled "Twillingsgate", home of Ms Penelope Rutledge??? I sort of doubt it, but you never know. Perhaps Little John Cameron could check this out, since I believe he lives in Newfoundland. With really tremendous luck, he might actually get to meet Ms Rutledge and receive some instruction in the social niceties, which could be quite beneficial for an uncultured ruffian like him...

Check out the link:

http://www.fishfunfolkfestival.com/Twillingate.htm

This will give you some info on Twillingate.

- LH