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25 Oct 01 - 01:01 PM (#579551) Subject: Lyr Add: I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE From: kendall I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE Sheb Wooley, Richard Dean Feller I stepped out of the shower and caught a glimpse of myself: Bald headed, pot bellied. I thought it was somebody else. Got a look at myself in the mirror on the bathroom door. I just don't look good naked anymore. I went upstairs, turned the mirror to the bathroom wall. I hung it there when I was trim and tall. I used to grin and flex and strut 'til my arms got sore, But I just don't look good naked anymore. I used to go out with the girls. I loved them, one and all. Now, they don't get too close to me, afraid that I might fall. I went to my doctor for my annual medical exam, Standing there in the buff, when, suddenly, he said, "Man!" I said, "What is it doc? Some fatal disease? I gotta know the score." "No, you just don't look good naked anymore." Mona and me we had a dancing style; folks said it was unique. Now, it's only when we're back to back, we're dancing cheek to cheek. I went to that nude beach to have a little seaside fun, Stretched out in my birthday suit, soaking up the sun. Someone said, "There's an old white whale, washed up on the shore!" I just don't look good naked anymore. My arches fell, my waist went to hell, my butt drags on the floor, I just don't look good naked anymore. K.M. |
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25 Oct 01 - 01:04 PM (#579557) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: MMario Thanx Kendall. |
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25 Oct 01 - 01:45 PM (#579619) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: kendall Gutbucketeer asked me to post them. |
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25 Oct 01 - 01:48 PM (#579624) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: MMario I've been meaning to ask you to post them for a while - but kept forgetting. |
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25 Oct 01 - 02:53 PM (#579694) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: Midchuck Tell us something we don't know! Peter. P. S. me neither. |
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25 Oct 01 - 11:21 PM (#580051) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: WyoWoman Should this link to the Mudcat Nekkid Calendar thread? ww |
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26 Oct 01 - 02:18 AM (#580116) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: Night Owl just thought the same here ww.....thread name game......"I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore/Last Chance for Calendar Photos". Thanks for posting the lyrics from here too Kendall |
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26 Oct 01 - 07:17 AM (#580196) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: bigchuck Thanks for the lyrics Kendall. Another great song to borrow. Sandy |
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26 Oct 01 - 09:37 AM (#580278) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: Charley Noble Generous of you to post this, Kendall. I can hear a thousand keyboards clicking away as Mudcatters copy and past those all too graphic lyrics into their file folders.;-) |
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26 Oct 01 - 10:14 AM (#580322) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: GutBucketeer Kendall: Thank you, Thank you, Thank you! JAB |
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26 Oct 01 - 11:04 AM (#580364) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: GUEST,Uncle Jaque Much obliged, Captain! One of my favorites, too! As soon as i get the chords figgered out, I'll have a go at it. Isn't that an old C&W tune? Jimmy Rodgers or Hank Williams, perhaps?
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26 Oct 01 - 01:53 PM (#580494) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: Kim C heehee! I never heard that one before. :-D |
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26 Oct 01 - 04:57 PM (#580592) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: Charley Noble Kendall, are there a couple of lines missing from the 3rd verse? |
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26 Oct 01 - 07:41 PM (#580673) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: kendall First off, it is not mine. It waqs written by Sheb Wooley (Rawhide) (Purple People Eater) and bad guy in High Noon. Secondly, I always share what I have discovered because I'm always learning new ones. And, no, Charlie, that's the way I learned it, and it's all there. |
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27 Oct 01 - 11:45 PM (#581190) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: Lin in Kansas Please someon tell me they have a midi or ABC for this???? I've Googled 'til I'm cross-eyed, and can't find one on the Web--help? Lin |
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26 Aug 02 - 09:54 PM (#772044) Subject: I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: GUEST,trvlnmn@webspan.net I heard this sung at an 'old time fiddlers' convention in Idaho. Would love to get the wirds. Any help is greatly appreciated. |
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26 Aug 02 - 09:58 PM (#772046) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Pene Azul "I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore" is here in the Forum. Jeff |
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26 Aug 02 - 10:09 PM (#772050) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: GUEST,trvlnmn@webspan.net Thanks for the speedy reply!! |
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27 Aug 02 - 05:24 PM (#772473) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: GUEST,Dani You haven't enjoyed it 'til you've heard our own Kendall sing it! Dani |
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28 Aug 02 - 05:14 PM (#773189) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: euclid I agree with Dani! |
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22 Oct 02 - 12:51 PM (#808614) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: GUEST,trvlnmn Gave these words to a friend who is a banjo player. he was wondering if I could get the music. I am not a musician but am wondering if it available somewhere for him. Thanks for any and all help |
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22 Oct 02 - 02:38 PM (#808707) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: EBarnacle1 It is said that the mind is the second thing to go. |
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23 Oct 02 - 09:00 AM (#809183) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: Charley Noble You'll just have to invite the good Captain to come out and expose this song. Try money, although I understand he's also partial to llmas. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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23 Oct 02 - 09:01 AM (#809185) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: 53 This one is new to me. |
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23 Oct 02 - 12:56 PM (#809396) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: kendall My good friend, Smokey Green, recorded this gem on Pine Castle Records. |
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23 Oct 02 - 02:07 PM (#809466) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: GUEST,Bill Kennedy not because every story needs a happy ending, and with respect to Sheb Wooley, here's a last verse: Mona, she's still hot to me, though somewhat rearranged, Now we've figured a solution to get us through this change, Everything we were's still there, not where it was, and more, But we hide each other's glasses, and look good naked as before. |
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20 Sep 06 - 02:41 AM (#1838857) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: Joe Offer Some Spamster refreshed this thread, so I deleted his message and sent him off to NeverNeverLand. Why is it, though, that I think of Kendall every time I hear mention of this song? It may forever be associated with him. Maybe it should be his theme song. Hope had "Thanks for the Memories." Dinah Shore had "See the USA in YOur Chevrolet." Dean Martin had "Memories Are Made of This." Tennessee Ernie Ford had "Sixteen Tons." And Kendall Morse has "I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore." -Joe- |
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20 Sep 06 - 03:50 AM (#1838882) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: GUEST,micca at work Sic Transit Gloria Mundi |
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20 Sep 06 - 07:54 AM (#1839038) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore From: wysiwyg Don't look good naked anymore? That's OK-- 'Tain't no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones. ~S~ |
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20 Sep 06 - 06:02 PM (#1839527) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Jim Dixon Larry Java, who hosts the country music jam at Log Cabin Hollow Resort, near Webster, Wisconsin, every Friday and Saturday night through the summer, has been singing this song regularly lately. That's him in the yellow shirt in the background in the bottom picture, and in the red shirt and jean jacket in the picture just above it. I don't know his exact age, but I'd guess 70+. He's pretty trim. I've heard his female fans say, it's a good song, but it's not true! |
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20 Sep 06 - 06:20 PM (#1839542) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Jim I Maybe it should be sung in conjunction with this one? thread.cfm?threadid=27357#335747 |
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26 Apr 18 - 06:48 PM (#3920216) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: kendall Everything is relevant; to a germ, good health is a form of sickness. |
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26 Apr 18 - 09:06 PM (#3920233) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Joe Offer Sometimes, I wish Kendall would stop bringing up the image of himself naked..... It pains the imagination. ;-) |