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07 Sep 02 - 02:27 PM (#778721) Subject: Funny SMSes needed From: Allan Dennehy One of my friends just sent me the following SMS: Just met your double. I swear I thought it was you. I even shouted your name. But he just ignored me and carried on poking his finger up his ass and eating his banana! I want revenge and I want it now. Anyone else got any funny ones? |
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07 Sep 02 - 02:57 PM (#778736) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: wysiwyg SMS? ~S~ |
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07 Sep 02 - 03:20 PM (#778745) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: GUEST SMS = Short Message Service (a mobile/cellphone way of sending text messages) Sorru Allan, but if you found that funny, I don't think that I'd be able to help... |
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07 Sep 02 - 03:30 PM (#778750) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: Catherine Jayne No can do all the ones that have been sent to me are rude and can't be put on a family forum like this!!! However PM me and I can send you them!!! Cat |
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07 Sep 02 - 03:59 PM (#778758) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: Catherine Jayne Allan sent you a PM with the sms as I couldn't get my email to send to yours!! Have fun Cat |
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07 Sep 02 - 05:13 PM (#778795) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: GUEST catsPHiddle, I don't really understand your "the ones that have been sent to me are rude and can't be put on a family forum like this" We're pretty much all adults here. Try entering 'fuck' into the DT search or take a look at Incest Not too prudish around here. Would like to hear your 'rude' SMSs
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07 Sep 02 - 05:30 PM (#778799) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: Allan Dennehy Thanks Cat for the time you took. However what I'm really looking for is something insulting to hurl back in the face of my friend. Something to avenge the cruel slander he bestowed upon me. (grin) Any takers out there? |
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07 Sep 02 - 05:35 PM (#778801) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: GUEST Allan, The fact that you appear unable to think of a decent response for yourself, suggests that your friends' description of you as a monkey, has some validity |
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07 Sep 02 - 05:42 PM (#778804) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: Allan Dennehy Sounds like our guest took a 5 minute break from his jerkin off. (I'm guessing he's a slow speller) |
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07 Sep 02 - 05:48 PM (#778805) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: GUEST Allan, Please explain how and when my spelling has been 'slow' Thank you 'Jerkin'? Yeah, right.... |
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07 Sep 02 - 06:32 PM (#778821) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: Catherine Jayne Maybe GUEST should identify themselves and then I would perhaps take time to PM them. Some of us are not to keen on putting smut on the mudcat. I agree that we are all adults here but I wouldn't want to offend anyone here. Alan, hope you have fun trying to think of something to text your friend back with!! Cat |
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07 Sep 02 - 07:14 PM (#778832) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: Allan Dennehy Thanks Cat, he's a good friend so I want to hurt him real bad! |
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07 Sep 02 - 07:31 PM (#778841) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: kendall I heard a guitar picker say to another picker in a jam session, "You are so lost, your picture should be on a milk carton. If I give you my watch, will it help your timing"? |
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08 Sep 02 - 05:12 AM (#778990) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: smallpiper Had you been quicker you could have said "at least it was his own ass!" |
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08 Sep 02 - 06:34 AM (#779015) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: Banjer Or how about...'Step out of the mirrored room and try again' |
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08 Sep 02 - 06:07 PM (#779263) Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed From: Allan Dennehy I met the slanderer today for a couple of jars and the hurling final. I told him how my girlfriend nearly wet herself laughing and he was delighted of course. I'll get him with something else another time. |