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15 Oct 02 - 05:44 AM (#803367) Subject: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull I heard one of them is going to france, but im not sure witch one, i think they might be finding out good places for gigs for there werld toor. |
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15 Oct 02 - 06:01 AM (#803375) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: GUEST,Oakley I was in Paris yesterday, jOhn but I must have missed the other Horse Punchers. |
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15 Oct 02 - 06:03 AM (#803378) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull did you find any good places to do jigs? 9in france) |
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15 Oct 02 - 06:05 AM (#803380) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull PS. my frend called andy went to paris, a few yeers ago, he said it was crap, it was full of french people. |
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15 Oct 02 - 06:36 AM (#803399) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: Dave Bryant Well, Hull is full of Humbersiders. |
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15 Oct 02 - 07:07 AM (#803406) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: The DeanMeister In keeping with previous threads, I am pleased to announce to the world that Punch the Horse will NOT be appearing at the Windmill Inn, Thorne this coming Saturday. |
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15 Oct 02 - 07:45 PM (#803957) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: smallpiper I am sad to anounce that the deanMeister didn't turn up at the Schloup when he hinted to Nik Nak that he would! But am happy to say that the acorn did, (even if he did mortally insult me) all happy and preaning his sel on his new job, what this may mean for slap the canary is yet to be revealed................ |
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15 Oct 02 - 10:08 PM (#804025) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: GUEST,Taliesn (quote) "I am pleased to announce to the world that Punch the Horse will NOT be appearing at the Windmill Inn, Thorne this coming Saturday. " That would definitely conflict with "Screw the Pooch" NOT appearing there either. With such busy tour schedules these coincidences are bound to pop up and , Yep ,we got another. ;-) |
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16 Oct 02 - 03:29 AM (#804196) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Mr Bryant-there are NO humbersiders in Hull, there is some Yorkshireers, but definetley no humbersiders! |
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16 Oct 02 - 04:07 AM (#804205) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: GUEST,Concerned of Huddersfield If people from the side of the Humber are not Humbersiders are people from Goole not Goolies? Pray tell, when are P the H not playing in Huddersfield? |
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16 Oct 02 - 04:12 AM (#804210) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: GUEST,Oakley Coincidentally, Cara isn't performing at the Hope and Anchor this Thursday night, as the violin player is having a particularly tricky shampoo and set performed by a large underwater parrot in a green string vest. |
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16 Oct 02 - 04:46 AM (#804216) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: The DeanMeister I wondered why Nik Nak was offering me a lift, Smallpliers!! We had crossed wires. I was having a conversation about this Sunday night's session at the Oddfellows Arms! No wonder she sounded alarmed when I said that I was gonna walk there.....!! Beverley to Barton at night, in the rain, on foot, is not something I am likely to attempt anytime soon! As it happens, I had been contemplating coming to the Sloop, but bear intake got the better of me. Another time? There is a musicians session, hosted by my good self, at the aforementioned Oddfellows Arms, Eastgate, Beverley, this coming sunday from 6pm onwards. Tunemeisters are cordially invited to pollute the East Yorkshire air with the worst of bad music. RSVP. |
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16 Oct 02 - 05:40 AM (#804227) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: GUEST,John from Ull Dont put orange peel down youre toilet, i did and it blocked it up, and i had to poke it down with a big stick from the garden and it was raining, this is what happened= I am off werk with flue, so i have been eeting plenty of oranges, 9to get vitamins) and i pealed them and, put the peel on my dinner plate, because i usualy put leftovers down the bog, i put the orange peel there but, it blocked it up, i felt so ill with flew, that i dident even go to the pub on my day off, 9I got sume cans in insted) i will get some apples now, you dont get any problums with them, and you can eat thier skin. |
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16 Oct 02 - 05:50 AM (#804230) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: smallpiper Most people (in this area ie humberside) under the age of 25 and over the age of 5 were Humbersiders not Yorkshireireireireires, so I guess in twenty years time there will be a campaign to bring back Humberside! Hurah! |
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16 Oct 02 - 06:01 AM (#804234) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull smallpliers-this area is not humberside, there is no such place, we live in East Yorkshire. |
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16 Oct 02 - 06:03 AM (#804236) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull and i dont know were yoo was born, but i was born in Yorkshire 9Beberley).john |
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16 Oct 02 - 06:06 AM (#804238) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: smallpiper This is true BUT when I came here there was no such place as East Yorkshire, it was Humberside and the point I'm making is that some people who were born here never knew it as east yorkshire and may choose to mount a campaign. But if we want to get really technical and historical this is Northumbria. |
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16 Oct 02 - 06:14 AM (#804240) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: The DeanMeister Trust you will be putting in an appearance on Sunday night, Stoolwiper? |
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16 Oct 02 - 06:15 AM (#804241) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull I think if yoo put orange peal in the dustbin it, will make it smell nice anyway, but it might go mouldy, so im not really sure about this. This is a big puzzle-How long does it take for aorange peel to smell bad, you can get orange flavoured air freshuner , so i domt know about this at all.john very confusing. |
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16 Oct 02 - 06:36 AM (#804248) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: smallpiper Don't know deanie bouy will have to wait an sea |
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16 Oct 02 - 09:45 AM (#804347) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: catspaw49 I see that Punch the Horse will be playing a concert in Katmandu deep inside the asshole of a yak. Seating is limited. Spaw |
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16 Oct 02 - 10:18 AM (#804364) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: smallpiper No No No spaw its a bloody big yak and I understand that there is seating available a plenty in the colon and the hemaeroids give the finest view of the stage and the accoustics are fabulous. |
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16 Oct 02 - 11:15 PM (#805052) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: GUEST,Taliesn (quote) "I see that Punch the Horse will be playing a concert in Katmandu deep inside the asshole of a yak. Seating is limited." Well "Screw the Pooch" just cancelled their appearance in a similar orafice at "the Yeti" because they've yet to find one. However there's still speculation of "Screw the Pooch" not appearing at "the Ol' Sasquatch Inn " either Just don't ask me how far it is. How far what is? How far is the Ol'........nope, not gonna go there. ;-) |
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16 Oct 02 - 11:36 PM (#805065) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull hEloo Tailsen- why you are always bloody quoting peeple, cant you think anything too say youreself? |
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16 Oct 02 - 11:51 PM (#805074) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: GUEST,Taliesn (quote) " Tailsen- why you are always bloody quoting peeple, cant you think anything too say youreself? " Let me get this straight: you're actually challenging me to just pontificate in extremis. Gawd, take about giving sa child a book of matches and some petrol ;-) Then again I suppose I should thank you for suggesting that I'm frugal with the dispensation of me own thoughts. Others here I'm sure would have more than a few words to add to the contrary. ;-) Anyway, I treat these threads like dialogues and it's just good manners to quote the passage one wishes to draw out as a thread from if just so it can be followed 'intelligibly" by those whom care to. Besides it helps make sense of what would otherwise appear as rampant non-sequiturs without these direct references. Ofcourse if you're goading me to do my best Hyde Park evangel .... Naaaah, you're not really suggesting that......are ye now ? |
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17 Oct 02 - 12:02 AM (#805080) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull See! youre doingf it again, nobody else does it! |
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17 Oct 02 - 04:31 AM (#805145) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: GUEST,Oakley "See! youre doingf it again, nobody else does it!" Well I do it occasionally, jOhn. How is the 'flu today? |
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17 Oct 02 - 04:41 AM (#805152) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull heloor oaklet its gettngbetter thaks, but i wentt to to jacksons last night for siome oranges they was 2pounds for for 4, they must think i am ficking stupid to pat that much, i said, to jacksond wumon, 2there is noo way i am paying that mutch, yoo fiddling basturds2, that id 50 pee each, 9that is 10 bob in old muney) they bloody rteck the poss with there prices.john |
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17 Oct 02 - 07:36 AM (#805232) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: catspaw49 So you're going to pee 50 times on Bob to get some oranges? I tell ya', I'll pee 40 times on the fucker for some limes.....Or better yet, I'll piss on his whole family for a week for a couple of Prime Ribeyes! Whaddaya' think? Spaw |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:30 AM (#805398) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: smallpiper Quote "Note for young people and Americans; 1 shilling = 5p (pee or pence). The origional British monetary sysytem, 2 farthings = 1 ha'penny. 2 ha'pennies = 1 penny. 3 pennies = a thrupeny bit. 2 thrupences = a sixpence (or tanner). 2 sixpences = 1 shilling (or bob). 2 bob = a florin. 1 florin and one sixpence = half a crown. 4 half crowns = 10 bob note. 2 ten bob notes = 1 pound (or 240 pennies). 1 pound and 1 shilling = a guinea. The british resisted decimalised currency for a long time because they thought it was too complicated." T. Pratchett I just love that and it explained it much better than any damm school I went to! |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:36 AM (#805404) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: GUEST,oakley See, Smallpliers does it as well. Can anyone else do it? |
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17 Oct 02 - 12:38 PM (#805468) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: GUEST Smallpiper, when I went over a long time ago, I learned the ha'penny-guinea system, and have always remembered it. The new system would probably confuse me. I came out of Scotland with a pound note with some funny looking kind of cow on it (it needed shearing), and couldn't cash it on our last shopping foray in London. Forgot about it and came home with it. Would it still be worth something in Scotland or did they call in all the funny money? |
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17 Oct 02 - 09:19 PM (#805732) Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse World Tour! From: smallpiper Hey its probably still legal tender - if not its probably worth a hell of a lot more than its face value hang on to it for another ten years and you'll be quids in! |