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17 Oct 02 - 11:10 PM (#805792) Subject: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Jack the Sailor Should any or all of these be censored? Will this be the longest thread ever?? It has all of the ingredients. CarolC, who is begging me not to post this, thinks perhaps it should be a country song instead of a thread. Did ya notice the internal rhyme? That could be a good start! This thread has so many possibilities: discussion, song challenge, or just a place to hang out. Please note that personal attacks are not welcome. Please, also put as many controversial topics in this thread as you can think of, but nothing negative. Yeah that's it ... be nice.... As Linda Richmond would say... Discuss amongst yourselves..... ;<) 8>) :^) |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:13 PM (#805794) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: CarolC Oooohhhh.... You are soooooohohoho baaaaadddd... (And yet so good. How do you do it? |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:15 PM (#805795) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Little Hawk Oh, brother... Even I am not sick enough to post a thread title like that. Yowsa! This could go in many directions. Let me just say that the troubles in Northern Ireland and the entire Arab-Israeli conflict could easily be resolved in a few short weeks if Max and Joe Offer were to increase the exposure of and discussion of William Shatner fifty-fold on this here forum! There. Also I have a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn. PM me for more info. - LH |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:15 PM (#805796) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Jack the Sailor You are bad and good yourself also. But would you please stick to the topics? :D |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:17 PM (#805797) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Sorcha LOL,,,,,I can't reist this one......... "Joe Offer Has Sex With Max in Israel While Irish Republic President Shatner Looks On" (sub head) "Can Real Folkies Understand Sex?" (true BS, this one........I'm sorry,I really am....I just couldn't resist) Love you, Joe and Max. |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:20 PM (#805798) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: CarolC I blame it on the barbershop quartet who sang incessantly at O'Hurley's jam session tonight. They really needed an accordion accompaniment. |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:25 PM (#805803) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: catspaw49 I'm sorry, but I am offended by the topics mentioned here and the fact that making light of them might produce a general good humor on this site. I am equally offended that my name doesn't appear anywhere in the title, nor does Punch the Horse, the band originally known as Explode the Marmoset. I can't help but believe and feel this is a form of direct personal attack on myself and therefore request this thread be closed as per policy. Spaw |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:25 PM (#805804) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Little Hawk Shit! I left the sex part out. How the hell did that happen? Oh well, maybe the part about Shatner and "more exposure" qualifies... - LH |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:29 PM (#805806) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Joe Offer Gee, I've always wanted to be mentioned in a Shatner thread... -Joe Offer- |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:31 PM (#805807) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Sorcha Ok, Ok, Ok.....try this one... Catspaw49 Has Sex in Israel With Folkies Who Don't Know Joe/Max Clones Irish President Bill Shatner Presides Over UN Hearing, Afghanistan and Rwanda Excluded, but Sorcha Dorcha Invited! |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:32 PM (#805811) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Sorcha (i think we have all had too many 9bears........) |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:36 PM (#805815) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Little Hawk I like the way this thread is evolving. Hey, Spaw, go take a flying ----! Your dog consorts with wombats, and you have hairy palms and poor table manners. - LH |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:40 PM (#805818) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Sorcha HEY! His dogs do NOT consort with wombats, you have them confused with MonBats.......you know, the guys who pick up garbage and say, "Mon Bat, mon bat...." No self respecting dog would EVER consort with wombats!!!! |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:50 PM (#805824) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Sorcha "Punch the Horse" to Appear in video with Willam Shatner, produced by Joe Offer in Northern Ireland. Guest Appearances by Max and Sorcha Dorcha, directed by Osama Bin Ladenwho is thought to be hiding in Afghanistan. Israel to Protest" Enron Sniper Sought in Folk Music Case with Big Mick's Spud in the teaser...... Can we work for the tabloids now?? |
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17 Oct 02 - 11:53 PM (#805827) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: catspaw49 My dogs are purebred Weimaraners....longhair blues, the rarest type, amounting to less than one-fourth of one percent of all Weims worldwide. They do not consort with wombats and again I have been offended! That type of cheap shot at me through my dogs which have no interest whatsover in this forum, is indeed a direct personal attack and I once again demand the immediate closure of this thread. Spaw |
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18 Oct 02 - 12:06 AM (#805835) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Little Hawk Yeah, right.... By the way, as you all may recall there were numerous forlorn Osama Bin-Lookalikes wandering around Orillia and Simcoe County generally for months and months last year, and everyone was just ignoring them. They would hang out at Donut Shops late at night making rude jokes about George Bush Jr. Well, they slowly deactivated one by one as their batteries ran down, until finally only one was left, and he kept hanging around the Salvation Army store for some reason. Some people thought maybe he really was Osama, but he wasn't. I know this, because he never actually ate anything, only pretended to. Now he has disappeared. So has the McGill porta-potty which used to be mounted on the back of Rombos Restaurant. There may be a connection. The whole thing is quite worrisome. If I get any more news on it I'll be sure to let everyone know. Also, the WSSBA is opening a new residence, and I hope to get photos soon. Stay tuned. - LH |
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18 Oct 02 - 12:29 AM (#805846) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Sorcha McGill Linked to Osama Weimereners! Long Haired Blues Thought to be Salvation Army Impersonators!! (i'm going to bed now......sorry, i just always wanted to write tabloid headlies.......) |
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18 Oct 02 - 12:41 AM (#805849) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Little Hawk There's a job out there for you, Sorcha! :-) Call the Globe! - LH |
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18 Oct 02 - 12:44 AM (#805851) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Jack the Sailor Not enough controversy folks!!!!! Y'all did attack 'Spaw. We all know that's against the rules of the thread. But he's such an easy (and willing) target!! Here's another controversy. Does anyone else Mudcat in the nude? Carol doesn't, I do! I look like the Naked "Organist" in the Monty Python sketch. Click here |
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18 Oct 02 - 01:01 AM (#805855) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: CarolC (I had to put my clothes back on just to make this post!) LH, I think this picture is the last documented sighting of the McGill Man in the company of a known human. I think there's definitely something umsavory (or maybe unnatural) going on here, for sure! |
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18 Oct 02 - 01:40 AM (#805864) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Hamsters,Sex From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Whats al this aboot?, i dont under stand this thred at all.john |
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18 Oct 02 - 01:43 AM (#805865) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Little Hawk Ha! Ha! Ha! Great picture, Carol! How did you get up there? I don't follow you, John. This thread is dead simple. A child could understand it. Get a grip on yourself. - LH |
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18 Oct 02 - 01:50 AM (#805867) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Oaklet Wait till the heavenly Ms Penelope Rutledge reads this. You will all be lambasted for being frivolous and for drivelling. And I will be off on one again. For days. |
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18 Oct 02 - 02:54 AM (#805883) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Liz the Squeak "Joe Offer Has Sex With Max in Israel While Irish Republic President Shatner Looks On" (sub head) "Can Real Folkies Understand Sex?" You got that bit wrong... it should be "Can Folkies Understand Real Sex?" Research still continues. LTS |
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18 Oct 02 - 03:33 AM (#805887) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Bee-dubya-ell I am so offended by this thread that I am going to not post to it. I would not post to it while naked, but it's too cool tonight. Maybe tomorrow it will warm up and I'll get naked and not post to it again. Bruce |
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18 Oct 02 - 04:49 AM (#805908) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Fibula Mattock I am outraged by this thread. I shall cancel my subscription forthwith. Wait 'til Ike McKittery gets a hould of you lot mentioning Norn Iron. And I can't believe no one included Travellers in the title - this is discrmination! I think Shatner said it best when asked "is it folk", and he replied "I ain't never heard a horse sing it". |
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18 Oct 02 - 05:15 AM (#805923) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: The Pooka Hee hee HOO HAH!! / Vell denks Gott for large favors, BeaDoob; and here ya had us just putrified dat yez *would* up'n post, for to obligatto us all to cornfront yer indecipherabule bullderdash. Again. Aaah just kidding; you're too cool yourself tonight. Nun the less, we do appreciate your forebearance. If not your forebears. O thou descendant of an imburebread Weimaraner, you better keep your clothes on tomorrow or we'll getchya by them blue shorthairs. Nothing personal you understand, this is a Nice thread. (Or was it Marseillaise? *Mayo*naise?? God help us.) Oh & btw, we heard you were spotted naked in the woods. Waltzing with fourbears. Wa-wa, wa-waaaa... But this is unmitigated Drift, not to mention naked Creep (and who IS that guy anyway?) As to the thread Topic above, fact is, many years ago I was spotted in the seminude, blowing me Shofar at moondown of a Sukkoth mornin' while perched atop Old Derry's Walls. This attracted the simultaneous attentions of the RUC and the Shin Bet. I told 'em I Fein would lie doon & sho far, sho good, fellers; but they said Yeah we'll just Bet and took a very poor view indeed. The only thing that saved me from the Haitch-blocks of Haifa, and that just by the blue shorthairs of my chinnychin-sinn, was the sudden serendipidous beamdown of Lord Shatner Himself, who made the head peeler, a boyo named Uncle Max, an Offer he couldna refuse: that if they'd let me go this time, they could secretly watch Catspaw blowing his own Horn for Peace. Now whether this constitutes Sex depends on what your definition of His, is; but in any event it was the origin of both the Peep-of-Day Oys, and Portnoy's Red Hand Defenders League. And that's the cruel reason why I left Mujahadeen. |
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18 Oct 02 - 05:33 AM (#805931) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: gnu Well, if we're gonna talk about Spaw's huntin dogs and injustice, I guess it's okay for me to bring up somethin that's been buggin us here in New Brunswick, Canada for a long time. We get these here American huntin shows on the TV channel TNN, that's The Nimrod Network. Now, they got ten commercials an hour for these fancy huntin clothes that ya can't see a guy if he's sittin in a tree but they never once give credit to the inventor, an Acadian Irishman from right here in Moncton, name a Camille O'Flage.... course, we all know him as Cam, nice fellah too. An he never got one dime from them fellahs ! Don't that beat all !!! Shameful. |
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18 Oct 02 - 07:36 AM (#805981) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: artbrooks Ay tenk ay veel go bek to duh chet ruum...euvn scorcha en duh chatspaw meks mor sens dere... |
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18 Oct 02 - 09:52 AM (#806063) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: An Pluiméir Ceolmhar What about US gun laws?????????????? |
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18 Oct 02 - 10:26 AM (#806083) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: CarolC Good point, An Pluiméir Ceolmhar. So let's take a vote. How many of you hunt naked? |
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18 Oct 02 - 10:37 AM (#806088) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Bee-dubya-ell I am still not posting to this thread. However, it is much warmer now and I am doing the not posting while naked. |
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18 Oct 02 - 10:56 AM (#806098) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Declan J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner and Sex are all originally Scotish although the Irish have tried to claim them all in a recently puiblished song book ! |
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18 Oct 02 - 11:18 AM (#806106) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Little Hawk I do (hunt naked). Why? Because, given my particular body type I can vanish from sight simply by turning sideways, and this is useful when hunting. Clothes cramp my style when doing the sideways turn. However, I am also bothered greatly by the cold. Therefore I can seldom actually hunt naked in North America, although I would certainly like to. This is another good reason for going to Cuba, I think. It's usually quite warm there. I think I'll write a book called "Naked Hunting" (sounds like a great bestseller title to me!) and make a fortune. It'll be a novel set in Cuba, during the early years of the revolution, so I can get in some jet fighters and cold war cliffhanger type situations. - LH |
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18 Oct 02 - 11:28 AM (#806113) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: John Hardly not to change the subject....I don't want to hijack this thread with flames and trolls.....and I don't want to add to the controversy (too much) but hoser sailing monkeys getting married? Oh, and religion, politics, electric new folk, singersongwriters... ...and bohdrans. |
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18 Oct 02 - 11:29 AM (#806115) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: John Hardly ...and miss pelling |
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18 Oct 02 - 12:01 PM (#806146) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Jack the Sailor Dear John Millring, My potter friend made me a ceramic bodhran, for a wedding present. It was a very kind jester but there are a couple of problems. a. It doesn't make much noise. (A hint perhaps) b. It has Bohdran embalzoned on the side. What should I do???? |
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18 Oct 02 - 12:24 PM (#806166) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: John Hardly ceramic bohdran!! ha ha ha! you jest! That's totally redundant as both "bohdran" and "ceramic" come from the same Latin word....or was it Greek? ...anyway they both mean the same thing!! That's right. So if someone GAVE you a ceramic bohdran ha ha ha (I can hardly SAY it without burtsing into laughter) you should return it as soon as possible!! It might even be dangerously redundant to the point of irregardlessness. These threads just bring out the pedant in me, y'know! |
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18 Oct 02 - 12:29 PM (#806173) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Jack the Sailor JH That didn't make one iota of sense! I love it!! |
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18 Oct 02 - 03:52 PM (#806312) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Dead Horse I refuse to even look at this thread as there is no Shanty content! |
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18 Oct 02 - 03:58 PM (#806318) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Max Upgrade Coming Soon. |
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18 Oct 02 - 04:24 PM (#806340) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Jack the Sailor Arrrr!! We aims ta please h'on dis tread!... a Sea Shanty for Deadhorse, a feller that just can't be beat! I went to sea in da yar of '02 with Max and Offer and DeadHorse, das you! Afghanastan was doing so fine and Israel was still Palestine The Irish were fighting as you can bet but Erie was not a country yet And sexy Shatner was so out of line when ever he'd travel back there in time! |
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18 Oct 02 - 05:53 PM (#806398) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Jack the Sailor See ya at the Getaway!! |
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18 Oct 02 - 05:54 PM (#806399) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: John MacKenzie Max pax on nylon slax[static exhibition] Shatner partner actor factor[upstaged by a tree] Spaw finds flaw in K9 war[war of dogs] Offers coffers proffered [bribery scandal] Sex wrex mix pexs [Irish bodybuilders off sex] Nix on pics of micks [Irish over exposure] |
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19 Oct 02 - 12:18 AM (#806483) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Bee-dubya-ell Jack the Sailor, Regarding your ceramic bodhran, is it a ceramic rim with a goatskin head or is it entirely ceramic? If it is the latter, it is possible that it might actually be what we potters call a "bowl". If that is the case, and it is of sufficient size and shape that it could be confused with a bodhran, please return it to Spaw as someone has obviously given you his Weimaraners' feeding dish by accident. |
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19 Oct 02 - 02:39 AM (#806507) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: The Pooka ***LOL***!!. I dinna (quite) daresay this is the funniest thread I've ever seen on dis here 'Cat 'cause that gets into the truly Imponderabobble, sort of like the Planck Length (which reminds me, Amos needs to get the Hell in here); but I WILLSAY it's very satisfactorily Weird. / Which reminds me, whasswuss up with dat "Make Self-Love Not War"? (Hey, it jerks for *me*.) Hiethere Mr. 'Spaw. Yer rubbin' me the right way yer know. But I digress. (Crossdress??) JTS & CC: corn-gratulations to The Honeymooners. A *fine* mess you've gotten us into. "God help me, I do love it so." - Patton |
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19 Oct 02 - 03:24 AM (#806515) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Dead Horse Why does Max (is he a member? Can't find his profile!) keep boasting about being up this person Grade? And do we need to know that his climax is imminent? Let this thread-name end on Shatner, and keep the sex out of it. Some of us are British, you know!!! |
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19 Oct 02 - 03:25 AM (#806516) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: The Pooka Now then. -An Pluiméir Ceolmhar, what the Bride said: "good point". And while we're at it, Wot aboot SixCountyish Plastique Regulations? "O so they're Beyond Use izzit!!" -artbrooks: dat Old Chet Ruum's got a Hold on you. You must swear off & learn to Hold your *Own*. PM Mr. Chatspaw; he'll explain in a way dat meks mair sex. SENS I mean, sens, yex lex dat's it, sens. -B. Doob: yer continued fourbearance from four-postering here is deeply depreciated. Spare us the nekkid pitchers wouldyez pleeze. Ahh but I was so much colder then, I'm warmer than than now. -LH: HAHAHAHA! Y'know when Mr. 'Spaw turns sideways it has the Opposite Effect. (Well. So I'm told.) -John Hardly - Did I ever mention I was Miss Spelling of 1974? And, that Pedantry is a Felonry in West Virginnery? Ya dam pervert. -JtS : O so it's Ceramics izzit? Did you beat the drum *slowly*? ['Spaw: did *you(*?] My cousin gave me a terra cotta tin whistle y'know. Sound the pipes lowly. "And never was piping so bad..." - -- yer man Yeets. -Lord Max : It canna' be soon enough. How *lowwww* can we *go*? Don't answer that. :) |
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19 Oct 02 - 03:28 AM (#806518) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: The Pooka DH: *LOL*!!! O so yer the Shanty English izzit!! |
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19 Oct 02 - 08:16 AM (#806606) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Leadfingers Little Hawk-I might be interested in the bridge,More info please. |
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19 Oct 02 - 08:44 AM (#806615) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: catspaw49 This highly offensive thread has now run about 30 hours since my original request to close it following the personal attacks directed at me and my hounds. No action has been taken and I am at a loss as to understand why. Joe gave the other thread some thought, but closed it much sooner. Now I realize that Joe is probably at the Getaway, but in his role, it would have been incumbent upon him to close this thread before he left....he DID post to it! His failure to do so has caused more and more grievous injury to my fragile psyche which might possibly lead to more serious mental problems in the future. Therefore, I will hold Joe Offer personally to be both morally and financially responsible for any conditions I might have as a result of my treatment here and his complete and abject failure to do anything about it. Spaw |
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19 Oct 02 - 08:47 AM (#806618) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: John Hardly "...any conditions I might have" I shudder to think of conditions you might have. |
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19 Oct 02 - 11:46 AM (#806682) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: John MacKenzie Don't they have play with your laptop workshops at the Getaway? If not, why do so many people wear eye glasses? I'm sure that Spaw's request for editing could be achieved by remote fiddling. Poor boy's gonna have one o' them sick alogical hang-ups. What about it Joe? Giok |
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20 Oct 02 - 06:50 PM (#807414) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Jack the Sailor Causing mental illness in Spaw... talk about your diminishing returns... This thread is starting to loose steam. I know! We can talk about having a ceramic bodhran session in Hull. Oh! no! My bodhran is backed up! Who's got the rubber trumpet? |
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20 Oct 02 - 07:33 PM (#807427) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Liz the Squeak Wot, no cat farts? LTS |
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20 Oct 02 - 07:50 PM (#807443) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Little Hawk Ah. Well, it's a very big bridge. It's in New York City. It's a steel suspension bridge supported by 4 massive cables, each with an overall diameter of about 15.75 inches. The span of the bridge is 1,595 feet. It's a doozy. If Spaw were to hang his "willy" over the railing it wouldn't even reach halfway to the river. That's how big this bridge is. I am willing to part with it for a warehouse full of vintage Martin guitars or an exclusive marketing contract for North American hamster sales for the next ten years. - LH |
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20 Oct 02 - 07:51 PM (#807444) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: The Pooka "Who's got the rubber trumpet?" -- Ohhhh, we could do something with that one, newfienewlywed JtS...please please, no straight lines with such tempting opportunities, we're tryin' to maintain a leetle Respeck here...(you said you gave up St. John'strumpets, remember?) NONONONO Pook, put th' Cork in it...(the groom will take a rubber TRUNCHEON yehyeh that's it, rubber truncheon, to ye)...whew...hi CarolC...:) Well anyway, this Refreshes the thread. Let's put a good Head of Steam back in it. / Hmmph?? Certainly not! Shame on youse. :) |
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20 Oct 02 - 07:54 PM (#807446) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: GUEST,WYS between cookies What, no religion??? It figures! *G*G* ~Susan |
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20 Oct 02 - 09:24 PM (#807492) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Bee-dubya-ell Whatta ya mean "no religion", Susan? It's got both Northern Ireland and Israel in it: two countries where people are always killing each other on account of religion. It also has both Shatner and sex: one of which is the religion of Little Hawk and Khandu, and the other of which is the religion of most male (and a fair number of female) Mudcatters. What else do you expect? Bruce |
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20 Oct 02 - 09:50 PM (#807506) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: CarolC ...and let us not forget the unforgettable "First Church of Shatnerology". (www.shatnerology.com , but be careful if you go to this site. It froze my computer twice when I tried to get in.) |
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20 Oct 02 - 10:11 PM (#807518) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Sorcha (we are all sooooooooo insane! book a suite at the Center, quick!) |
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20 Oct 02 - 10:36 PM (#807533) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: The Pooka heeheehee woops ahem / Guest Minister ~Susan, one's Credo, like Corn, can be Stuck in the Ear of the Beholder. Or izzit the BeeKeeper, ah fergit now. Perhaps it's the BeeDubya, aaah I dunno. / Ms. Sorcha, nonsense, we are all perfectly stable. MMWAAAAHA-HAAAAAAA!!!! drool drool / CarolC tS, right on. And while we're at it, "Let us never forget the General Erection." - John Lennon |
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20 Oct 02 - 10:36 PM (#807534) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: John Hardly I are land. You are sea. Is real? |
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20 Oct 02 - 10:37 PM (#807535) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: The Pooka John: hardly. |
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20 Oct 02 - 10:42 PM (#807539) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: John Hardly no pooka. It's... out of work hooker -- John? Hardly. constipated fellow -- John? Hardly. |
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20 Oct 02 - 10:44 PM (#807541) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: John Hardly ...I think I just sealed my need for a new mudcat name. |
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21 Oct 02 - 06:46 AM (#807656) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: The Pooka *LOL*!! waw haw haw heehee woo woo Excellink, there, Johnny... "MacAlpine's Roofeliers: Ceiling your Need." O SO IT'S THE SELKIES IZZIT!!! "She was a Seal you know." - Peter Kagan and the Wind. "I tried to rise but I was not able; Nancy'd Sealed me in my Needs". John Wesley hardly Was a friend to the hoors He rambled with his Knees upon his Hands All a-long the Merseyside, put the Good Book in the doors But he was never heard to Preach inside the Can (Roman-y Apologetics to Rev. Bobby Zimmerman, SJ) |
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21 Oct 02 - 11:52 AM (#807843) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Jack the Sailor How is this for a controversial topic? Which Mudcatter has the goofiest nickname? What should he/she change it to? Maybe it is I, for though I grew up by the ocean I am neither a Jack, nor a sailor. Robert the Consultant just doesn't have the same pinache. |
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21 Oct 02 - 12:16 PM (#807859) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull My name's not John, and I am not fron Hull.! |
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21 Oct 02 - 01:05 PM (#807895) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Little Hawk For goofiest nickname I nominate Liz the Squeak. - LH |
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21 Oct 02 - 01:39 PM (#807926) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: GUEST Oh no, I think I have that one covered. ~S~ |
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21 Oct 02 - 04:31 PM (#808064) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Little Hawk Well, yeah, I guess maybe... :-) - LH |
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21 Oct 02 - 04:57 PM (#808076) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: artbrooks Ey hev it un gud authorty thet Liz thu Squeek mudcets nekid. Ow du I no, yu sey? She sed it her un self, thet's ow. Las nite, en the chet, she sed it. En besids, Cetspa hes lung blu hair un his palms, and thet shud count fer suthin. Spens tu much tim doin weerd thins wit thim dogs. |
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21 Oct 02 - 05:15 PM (#808088) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: The Pooka Modesty forbids. ************************************************ (heehee Ripped that one off from somebody on "Sexiest Folksinger...") OKOK. YesYes LTS and Myssys WYSI gotta be among the topseeded Contenduhs. Additional nommynations: Dead Horse. Bat Goddess. Mooh. The Shambles. |
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21 Oct 02 - 08:55 PM (#808169) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Bee-dubya-ell I nominate myself. You folks are probably all under the mistaken impression that BWL are my initials. Wrong! My real name is Simplicio Arturo Gomez. BWL stands for Big-Whanged Loverboy. |
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21 Oct 02 - 11:00 PM (#808232) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: momnopp Y'know, I thought I had recovered from my Getaway/Mudcat hangover, but after reading this thread, I'm beginning to think the rum has taken a second toll. I swear this is written in mock Swedish! I love this place and all you guys and it's so damn much fun to play with such a crew of nutcases like ourselves. Sorry, Spaw; couldn't think of anything insulting to say, I'll have to work on it -- still too tired. Peas, JudyO |
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22 Oct 02 - 12:58 AM (#808278) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: The Pooka "Peas"? Hea hea heas / Aww, Shucks. Give peas a chance. With me heigh ho Cabbage & Spinach and heigh! ferogoney roly. I nommynate momnopp, on behalfshell of the veggie caucus. / And I second Bedub's brave endorsement of hisself. Anyone who can lie like that belongs in politics & will surely succeed in the general erection. :) |
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22 Oct 02 - 01:56 AM (#808299) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Liz the Squeak I wasn't COMPLETELY nekkid, just a little bit..... it's one of the perks of a home computer.... And what is wrong with my name? My name is Liz and I squeak. Pretty descriptive and I've never posted under any other unless I've been at someone else's house where I've stolen their cookies temporarily. Better than whuping them any day! But I'm honoured to be a topseed contender.... now I don't have to live out my purple years doing bad Marlon Brando impressions. LTS |
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22 Oct 02 - 03:32 PM (#808754) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: John MacKenzie Who dat Mad Marlon Brando, he related to Mad Frankie Fraser then? Giok |
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22 Oct 02 - 04:02 PM (#808778) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Little Hawk There was "I'm Famous and Bollocks to You Lot" way back when, but he changed his nickname, so it doesn't count anymore. Too bad. For weirdest non-member regular name, I suggest Gargoyle. GUEST, GUEST was pretty inspired too, I think, but hasn't been around lately. - LH |
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22 Oct 02 - 04:08 PM (#808782) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: catspaw49 The thread continues and since my last post, both myself and my dogs hsve been battered with additional insults. Joe has no reason to not step in at this point as I know he has returned and is posting. I have been attacked and I wish this thread closed. Spaw |
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22 Oct 02 - 11:29 PM (#809037) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: John Hardly "...both myself and my dogs hsve been battered with additional insults" These typos happen all the time and I don't want you should be overly embarrassed by your ineptivity. To properly state the above (with correctivated punctureization) it should read: "...both myselves and my dogs, hsve....yada, yada" Do you batter your dogs before deep frying? Are both your dogs named "hsve"? How do you pronounce that? Are they Swedish? Do hogs come when you call them? |
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22 Oct 02 - 11:35 PM (#809040) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: artbrooks n r u rite or lef handed? Is it had to shav yer pams? |
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22 Oct 02 - 11:43 PM (#809045) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Joe Offer Spaw, you have my deepest sympathy. Isn't that enough? -Joe Offer- |
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23 Oct 02 - 12:02 AM (#809052) Subject: RE: J Offer,Max,N.Ireland,Israel,Shatner,Sex From: Little Hawk It's not too well known that Spaw's dogs all have Swedish names. They are named "Sven". All of them. How he calls them individually I do not know, but it's sort of like the Reg Boys kind of thing...it seems to work in its own weird way. It's actually an easy solution to having several dogs. You just yell "Here, Sven! Come on Sven! Sve-e-e-e-e-n!!! C'mere, dang it!" - LH |
