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BS: Can Barbie...

19 Oct 02 - 02:55 PM (#806773)
Subject: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

...play a Goodall when she's been bad?


19 Oct 02 - 02:55 PM (#806776)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

Why does Martin Taylor endorse Yamaha Guitars?


19 Oct 02 - 02:56 PM (#806777)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

Did the Three Wise Men play Epiphones?


19 Oct 02 - 02:57 PM (#806779)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

Shouldn't Jewel play a Fox instead of a Taylor?


19 Oct 02 - 02:57 PM (#806780)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

Have you ever tried to play quietly on a Lowden?


19 Oct 02 - 02:58 PM (#806782)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

Y'know Mr. Deering.....of Deering guitars?
......I wonder if he named his son "Pierce"


19 Oct 02 - 02:59 PM (#806783)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

......and could a guy playing a Godin be said to have a "messiah complex"?


19 Oct 02 - 02:59 PM (#806784)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

And speaking of Deering...
How weird is this???
Deering makes guitars....
.......but Doolin doesn't make banjos!


19 Oct 02 - 03:00 PM (#806785)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

Would you play an Everett just because it's there?


19 Oct 02 - 03:02 PM (#806786)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

S-S-STELL-
...ing?


19 Oct 02 - 03:03 PM (#806787)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

Quand je vais ici je playiiais un Larrivee. Que dois je jouer comme je pars?


19 Oct 02 - 03:05 PM (#806789)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

I hear McCollum...
but you can't come in.


19 Oct 02 - 03:08 PM (#806792)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

Petros. Oh really? I thought it was Michael. (folk pun)


19 Oct 02 - 03:09 PM (#806793)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

Petros -- the only guitar banned from all professional baseball stadiums.


19 Oct 02 - 03:10 PM (#806794)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: John Hardly

If you fart in tents you Campellone


19 Oct 02 - 03:47 PM (#806834)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: Leadfingers

At least on the Cat the gibberish is of at least average quality.


19 Oct 02 - 06:36 PM (#806910)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: GUEST

John Hardy was a desparate LITTLE man.


19 Oct 02 - 08:54 PM (#806971)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

A fellow won the lottery and spent all his winnings going around the country buying up as many pre-CBS Fender guitars as he could get his hands on. You might say he went on a real Fender bender.


19 Oct 02 - 08:54 PM (#806972)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Bill Schultz is the CEO of Fender Musical Instrument Co. If any financial irregularities are ever discovered there, he will definitely be found to be the chief of Fender.


19 Oct 02 - 11:04 PM (#807017)
Subject: RE: BS: Can Barbie...
From: katlaughing

*Groan!* LMAO!!!