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03 Nov 02 - 07:53 PM (#817764) Subject: BS: 9 From: smallpiper just testing oakley's theory! |
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03 Nov 02 - 07:54 PM (#817766) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: khandu Oakley's theory???? |
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03 Nov 02 - 07:58 PM (#817772) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Yeah he reconns any thread that has a 9 or punch the horse in th etitle will automatically get at least 60 postings to it! (see thread "Thread ignored, I must be a looser" |
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03 Nov 02 - 10:15 PM (#817849) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bee-dubya-ell Well, don't know about sixty posts, but it'll definitely get four. |
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03 Nov 02 - 10:54 PM (#817861) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST Five, or should I wait for (9? |
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04 Nov 02 - 01:00 AM (#817906) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet This could be an all-time classic thread or there again, a dud or indeed anything in-between. There is only one thing for it, I'm off to Banbury in me Toyota Avensisisis. |
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04 Nov 02 - 02:47 AM (#817933) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Chip2447 I'll take my turn and add the contents of a mucked out stall, punch the horseshit. Chip2447(never afraid to add more B.S. to the atmosphere) |
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04 Nov 02 - 02:34 PM (#818274) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Leadfingers I can not understand why any body would bother posting to a thread like this.Acomplete waste of time and effort. |
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04 Nov 02 - 07:49 PM (#818543) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST Absolutely leadfingers! Hey Oakley I thought you were dead and don't give me all that shit about being in the shower I'm no mug and can spot a fellow dead person at several feet (I can smell them at more than a mile) |
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04 Nov 02 - 07:59 PM (#818554) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST 9. It gets me every time (sob)...It wants to be 10, but never quite gets there... |
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04 Nov 02 - 08:01 PM (#818558) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,smallpiper Way to go guys only another 49 posts to prove oakley's teeory!! |
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04 Nov 02 - 08:20 PM (#818567) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bill D 999 |
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04 Nov 02 - 09:04 PM (#818601) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bassic Or as we say in `ull "nayhn nayhnti nayhn" (£9.99) ((the h is silent!!)) |
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04 Nov 02 - 09:14 PM (#818608) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Snuffy Nein! |
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04 Nov 02 - 09:34 PM (#818623) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bassic |
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04 Nov 02 - 09:35 PM (#818627) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bassic Sorry, dont count that one! I clicked the wrong thingy!! |
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05 Nov 02 - 04:43 AM (#818831) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper That dosn't matter it still counts - I really expected the drivel mongers to get going on this one.tut tut tut |
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05 Nov 02 - 04:50 AM (#818838) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Micca Is there any truth in the rumour that you guys are force feeding Eric the Viking beer to give him a large beer belly and thus Paunch the Norse!!!???? |
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05 Nov 02 - 04:56 AM (#818842) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper no force involved he does it voluntaraly in fact its hard to stop him ;-) |
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05 Nov 02 - 05:03 AM (#818847) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: gnu It's snowing again here in beautiful southern New Brunswick, Canada. Can't wait to get up country and go for a long walk through the wilds. The air is so clean and crisp when it snows... or maybe it's the "acid snow", I dunno. |
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05 Nov 02 - 05:20 AM (#818855) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Edain Damn silly idea, you'll never get people to post in this thread, it'll never work. |
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05 Nov 02 - 05:30 AM (#818862) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Nigel Parsons I refuse to be drawn. I will not post to this thread! |
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05 Nov 02 - 05:42 AM (#818869) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Jeanie Time to be poetically Celtic. The threefold nature of the universe, multiplied by itself, makes nine. Here is today's three times three blessing from my favourite little book "Celtic Devotional", for Tuesday mornings in Samhain: I waken my soul at the harp of harmony: chord of grace, chord of gladness, chord of glory, beautify my being, awaken my heart, inspire my soul. The chorus of peace preserve my soul this day of hard Winter. Wishing harmony to all, - jeanie |
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05 Nov 02 - 06:19 AM (#818887) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said I am disappointed to report that Catters from Hull did not appear last night at the Barton session although they were eagerly anticipated. And I'd rearranged the furniture too. Nearly half-way there...... |
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05 Nov 02 - 06:47 AM (#818901) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Skipjack K8 One who came before rightly condemned this as unutterable poppycock, so as of now this thread has been boarded and commandeered as a colony of Twillingsgate |
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05 Nov 02 - 10:07 AM (#818989) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bill D this thread is obviously the work of the Devil.... .."sing ninety-nine and ninety" |
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05 Nov 02 - 10:48 AM (#819019) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Catherine Jayne You can force feed me beer any time!!!! Are we nearly there yet....???!!!! Cat |
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05 Nov 02 - 11:00 AM (#819031) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Better this than a thread entitled "BS: Where can I buy a Pozidrive Screwdriver in Luton". Unless someone wants to do the honours... |
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05 Nov 02 - 11:04 AM (#819034) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: beadie How does Luke Skywalker activate his lightsaber? . . . . Punch the Force. |
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05 Nov 02 - 11:49 AM (#819068) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,PC G Dixon Hello Hello Hello wots going on 'ere then? |
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05 Nov 02 - 11:54 AM (#819071) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper BTW has anyone heard from Fatcat, the basoon playing dentist from down south, recently? |
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05 Nov 02 - 01:56 PM (#819171) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said Posidrive screwdrivers are not unknown in these here parts! |
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05 Nov 02 - 02:07 PM (#819183) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet My g, I haven't got the bottle to start the thread!! Read yours about the Barton session. Our visit will be soon, but not yet. I'll keep you posted. |
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05 Nov 02 - 02:13 PM (#819187) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: alanww Dr: Please cough 9and say 99). "We are three jolly fishermen, we are three jolly fishermen, we are three jolly fishermen ..." and that makes 9! Alan |
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05 Nov 02 - 02:23 PM (#819195) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,Glenda at work I suppose I should help you reach the "60" mark more quickly even tho' I have nothing to say either. g |
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05 Nov 02 - 02:29 PM (#819208) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: John MacKenzie Just think of how many high minded people are missing all this fun. Could be because you put a BS [Optional] prefix on it. 99....Change hands. |
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05 Nov 02 - 02:54 PM (#819234) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST So Oakley reckons if he puts 9 anywhere he'll get 60, he'll be lucky |
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05 Nov 02 - 03:21 PM (#819256) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bee-dubya-ell This makes 38 posts. Just by shear coincidence the "Thread ignored, I must be a loser" thread that prompted this thread's creation also has exactly 38 posts at the time of this posting. I suggest we all play a few bars of the theme to "The Twilight Zone" in honor of this auspicious coincidence. Bruce |
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05 Nov 02 - 03:22 PM (#819257) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet It was that bloody Smallpiper who decided to prove my theory - don't blame me. Giok, earlier today, I had the same thought. If the "BS" was missing from the title, we'd have cracked it by now. I will remonstrate with him later. |
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05 Nov 02 - 03:30 PM (#819265) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: alanww I think 'BS' attracts a certain sort of Mudcatter ... Alan |
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05 Nov 02 - 04:27 PM (#819303) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said Only the elite & open-minded, especially those with milk-bottles... |
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05 Nov 02 - 04:38 PM (#819313) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Max I can ruin this theory you know. I can shut down threads at will. |
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05 Nov 02 - 04:43 PM (#819318) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Cllr I heard that eric the viking was given water instead of beer but he couldn't contemplate the idea of it, which only goes to show you can lead an norse to water but you can't make him think. Cllr |
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05 Nov 02 - 04:49 PM (#819323) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: John MacKenzie UNSPORTING MAXIE. [But tempting!!] Giok |
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05 Nov 02 - 06:40 PM (#819428) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bassic And not a word as yet from the guru of the "order of the 9", John of Hull??!! |
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05 Nov 02 - 06:45 PM (#819434) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: SINSULL Why would anyone punch a horse? A bodhran player, maybe...but a horse? |
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05 Nov 02 - 07:22 PM (#819460) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bill D why? "he wouldn't go ahead and he wouldn't stand still, He'd just go up & down Like an old sawmill" Turkey in the Straw |
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05 Nov 02 - 07:38 PM (#819477) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: X 9 is only half of 69. |
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05 Nov 02 - 07:48 PM (#819481) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Art Thieme so i'm the last post?? |
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05 Nov 02 - 07:56 PM (#819487) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Oh God, I've just started a new thread about posi-drive scewdrivers in Luton. Will you please forgive me in this thread, even if I don't ever receive forgiveness in that one? |
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05 Nov 02 - 08:08 PM (#819495) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Little Hawk This is bloody stupid. I like it. Let me take the opportunity to put in a plug for "Pinch the Hearse", a band that has played nowhere on several occasions already. - LH |
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05 Nov 02 - 08:14 PM (#819500) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet LH, if you post to the "screwdrivers in Luton" thread, I'll have to assume that you are not taking this forum seriously. |
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05 Nov 02 - 08:15 PM (#819501) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Too Late. Heigh Ho, Little Hawk..... |
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05 Nov 02 - 08:16 PM (#819502) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Little Hawk Yes, but have you seen my comments on the political threads or on social issues? Have you read my analysis of various Dylan lyrics? Perhaps it's more a case of having an eclectic personality, which is better than an apoplectic one, I think. - LH |
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05 Nov 02 - 08:20 PM (#819506) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: rangeroger Or Punch the Llama, the traditional rock hard band from Maine which will gnot be playing at the Wheel Bar,The Happy Landing or Johnny's,the only bars in beautiful downtown Smelterville. That would be at gnighn tonite. rr |
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05 Nov 02 - 08:30 PM (#819510) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: RichM Uh-oh...we've attracted the attention of the wizard himself...yikes! |
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05 Nov 02 - 08:38 PM (#819513) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Little Hawk Who? Oakley, you should know that I once started a thread called "Don't Post To This Thread!" and it ran to an incredible number of posts. Over 300, I think. People are just naturally inclined to disobey orders if they have half a chance of getting away with it. Imagine what would happen if you installed a button in the wall of some building in Picadilly Square, with a red sign below it saying: "DON'T PUSH THIS BUTTON!!!" And what if every time someone did, George Bush got an electric shock in a very sensitive and private spot. What do you think would happen? - LH |
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05 Nov 02 - 08:39 PM (#819515) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: RichM shhh....I mean Max |
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05 Nov 02 - 08:43 PM (#819518) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bee-dubya-ell Kill it Max! This is #59! Don't let it get to 60!!!!!!! |
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05 Nov 02 - 08:44 PM (#819519) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Where are we up to? I've forgotten. |
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05 Nov 02 - 08:44 PM (#819520) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Murray MacLeod There are probably thousands of brain dead wasters other than I with nothing better to do, poised at their keyboards, frantically refreshing , eager to make posting number 60. I hope I am the one to succeed. I know I will regret this in the morning.... Murray |
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05 Nov 02 - 08:45 PM (#819521) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Murray MacLeod You did it Oakley, you were number 60. Murray |
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05 Nov 02 - 08:50 PM (#819524) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Little Hawk What an honour! Sort of like being Jerry Lewis. Can we go now? - LH |
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06 Nov 02 - 04:05 AM (#819672) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said Fancy attracting Max.... Will he give in to the temptaion? |
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06 Nov 02 - 04:49 AM (#819689) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: The DeanMeister Oakleaf, the posidrive/Luton thing is going too far...!!! |
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06 Nov 02 - 05:26 AM (#819713) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said But Barton's only just down the road... |
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06 Nov 02 - 08:19 AM (#819783) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,smallpiper YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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06 Nov 02 - 11:12 AM (#819942) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper come on boys and girls lets make it 100 or even 99 would do! Never mind rubbish about Saadam or screwdrivers from luton this is important stuff - serious deep and meaningful discussions etc. |
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06 Nov 02 - 12:21 PM (#820027) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: allanwill In the words of John Lennon - "Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine ..." Allan |
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07 Nov 02 - 03:12 AM (#820549) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said Three score & ten, slowly coming up to the 100 mark... |
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07 Nov 02 - 04:07 AM (#820560) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: The DeanMeister Pass me the aspirin please. I have a headache, and have just read elsewhere that I am late for a 9am start at the Foresters Arms. What a crap start to the day.... |
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07 Nov 02 - 07:00 AM (#820616) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Banjo-Flower Where are we up to now? Gerry |
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07 Nov 02 - 07:09 AM (#820625) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Gerry, last time you tried to swell the volume of posts to acheive an arbitrary quantity, you forced a scoutmaster of high local standing to crawl from beneath the central heating pipes, fire up his browser, denounce you and then buy you beer for months. Are you thirsty again? Anyway its 73 now. A bit like the temperature in Scunthorpe. |
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07 Nov 02 - 07:33 AM (#820631) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: KJ There is a Masonic order of Nine Elected Knights in which nine roses, nine lights, and nine knocks are used. I always thought there was something funny about Oaklet's handshake & one rolled-up trousie leg!! |
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07 Nov 02 - 07:38 AM (#820634) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet How old is your granny, brother KJ? |
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07 Nov 02 - 07:51 AM (#820638) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Too young for you I think my man and anyway what would the delicious Penelope have to say about you lusting after yonger women? |
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07 Nov 02 - 08:05 AM (#820648) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Smallpiper, the answer given, will signify whether the person to whom one is addressing is a member of the craft. If a number is given i.e "she's 457", then they belong to lodge 457. The correct reply is usually "A grand lodge, brother - I remember well brother "insert name". errrrm.......... aparently. |
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07 Nov 02 - 08:38 AM (#820666) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Banjo-Flower Oakleaf Mr Chadwick didn't buy me a beer I bought him one!!! Gerry |
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07 Nov 02 - 11:47 AM (#820793) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper #### redo return to start ###### whatever happened to 457 then insert name bingly bingly beep |
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07 Nov 02 - 12:48 PM (#820856) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: KJ Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong performed a "communion" ceremony "33" minutes after landing on the Moon and that Buzz carried a Masonic flag with him to the moon, and that he brought it back to Earth and presented it to the "Sovereign Grand Commander" Smith who was the Supreme Commander of the Supreme Council of the World. The flag Is hung in the Library Museum in the Scottish Rite Temple in Washington, DC located at 1733 Sixteenth Street, NW, Washington, DC Alas Oaklet my dear grandmother is no longer with us but achieved the grand old age of 99 |
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07 Nov 02 - 01:37 PM (#820892) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bee-dubya-ell This is post #81 or 92. I am greatly honored that my humble self was allowed to make such an auspicious posting. |
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07 Nov 02 - 08:40 PM (#821206) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper congratulations mr 9 squared |
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08 Nov 02 - 07:09 PM (#821858) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Mr Red Er sorry to be an exponent (sic) of pedantry but.... 9 is already a square, so 81 is a quartic. May the fourth power be with you...... |
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09 Nov 02 - 05:50 AM (#822102) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Oh bugger there go's my professorship in hard sums then! |
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09 Nov 02 - 11:22 AM (#822237) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: KJ I'm sorry to say that my dear Mr Oakley is living in the past with his obsession with sprouts & the number 9. Every modern thinker knows that onions are far more significant, especially octonions. Once one has achieved that mental leap - slightly difficult for Mr Oakley's brain, one must admit - one realises that the number 8 is the ultimate number as it is the key that will give us a theory of everything.However,if we have a theory of everything then there's nothing left to explore so we may as well all expire on the spot 'cos life won't be very interesting. Hmmmm, maybe sprouts & 9 may well be the saviour of the human race. Thankyou Sage Oakley for your wisdom. |
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09 Nov 02 - 11:43 AM (#822259) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper He's not as green as he is sprout looking! |
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10 Nov 02 - 04:17 PM (#822852) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Hey we've not reached 100 yet! |
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10 Nov 02 - 05:07 PM (#822867) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bee-dubya-ell Hell no! We haven't reached 100 yet! Who's slacking off here? This is my fifth post to this thread and |
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10 Nov 02 - 06:11 PM (#822909) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bill D |
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10 Dec 02 - 09:31 PM (#845042) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Okay you lot the forum is definately lacking in drivel these days so come on post to this thread its been dorment long enough!! lets see if we can reach 100 oh and seasons greetings to you all |
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10 Dec 02 - 10:00 PM (#845055) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,daylia How Ass - i - 9! I like it! ;-) daylia |
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10 Dec 02 - 10:14 PM (#845062) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper shouldn't that be ass - in 9? |
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10 Dec 02 - 10:19 PM (#845064) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,daylia |
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10 Dec 02 - 10:39 PM (#845071) Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,daylia Oops, hit the wrong clicky thing ... Now, a little wine with that 9 sounds fine ... Can YOU find the hidden 9?... |