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06 Nov 02 - 10:55 AM (#819926) Subject: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice From: GUEST,Republicans Of Mudcat Cafe The American voters have spoken. We're coming to get ya. Can you dig it, SUCKA? |
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06 Nov 02 - 11:13 AM (#819943) Subject: RE: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice From: smallpiper hell I wouldn't want to pay his redundancy! |
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06 Nov 02 - 11:19 AM (#819949) Subject: RE: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice From: Bobert Are you gonna be part of the "We're" in the "We're coming to get you.", GUEST, Republicans of the Mudcat? You don't have to answer 'cause I allready know the answer... Bobert |
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06 Nov 02 - 11:26 AM (#819960) Subject: RE: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice From: GUEST Republicans of the Mudcat, I vote we put you in charge of cleaning up the battlefield, carrying home the dead, and taking the news of the deaths of thousands to their loved ones. Bloodythirsty SUCKA. |
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06 Nov 02 - 11:26 AM (#819961) Subject: RE: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice From: Steve Parkes After SH, there are one or two other evil leaders who ought to be removed. Anyone care to make a list? It might be longer than we expect. Steve |
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06 Nov 02 - 11:28 AM (#819963) Subject: RE: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice From: smallpiper Just like the rest of us he will be sitting with his thumb up his bum whilst we all watch pictures of smart bombs doing their stuff just like in the movies and tut tuting when yet another gang of hapless British squadies get torched by "friendly fire" and hundreds more Kurds get gassed. But thats democracy eh! |
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06 Nov 02 - 11:43 AM (#819980) Subject: RE: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice From: Ebbie 'Sucker' is right. But guess WHO got sucked in? |
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06 Nov 02 - 12:49 PM (#820053) Subject: RE: BS: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice From: rangeroger Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering when the US would begin invading when his telephone rang. "Hallo,Mr.Hussein!" aheavily accented voice said."This is Paddy,down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo,Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well,Paddy," Saddam replied,"This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" Saddam paused."I must tell you,Paddy,that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Begorra!",said Paddy."I'll have to rin you back." Sure enough, the next day,Paddy called again."Mr.Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "Saints prserve us!" said Paddy."I'll have to get back to you." Sure enough, Paddy rang back the next day."Mr.Hussein,the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airbrne! We've modified Harrigan's ultra-light with a couple of shotgunsin the cockpit,and four boys from the Shamrock Pub have enlisted with us." "Jesus,Mary,and Joseph!" said Paddy,"I'll have to ring you back." "I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam."Why the change of heart?" "Well," said Paddy,"we've all had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and we decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners." rr |
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06 Nov 02 - 12:56 PM (#820059) Subject: RE: BS: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice From: Amos Black Thoughthole, n.: A black hole made up of very condensed emotional turbulence with a periphery known as the "discrimination horizon" -- anything that gets pulled in past it is just rolled into the turbulent stew. Analytical attention and clear thought tend to get drawn toward it and sucked in to it, but none has ever been known to escape it. Scientists are puzzled and suspect that there may be a far larger distribution of these Black Thoughtholes throughout the cognitive topography of the universe at large than was previously imagined. When black thoughtholes appear in the proximity of a human head they appear identical to certain other kinds of holes associated with that peculiar form, a phenomenon scientists have observed for some time but are unable to shed any light on. A A |
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06 Nov 02 - 01:09 PM (#820069) Subject: RE: BS: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice From: Little Hawk Good Irish joke! - LH |