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13 Nov 02 - 02:34 AM (#824925) Subject: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: Oaklet Sorry all those who are incensed by the appearance of another PTH thread but three quarters of the band will be appearing at the Hope and Anchor on Saturday 16th Nov for half the evening. Mudcatters get free drinks (but you might have to explain this to brother Bob). An evening of Ossonflags, DeanMeister, a late arrival of an aerophonist and plenty of funny handshakes. |
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13 Nov 02 - 03:45 AM (#824943) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: The DeanMeister Can I come? |
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13 Nov 02 - 04:32 AM (#824960) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: Oaklet Yes |
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13 Nov 02 - 08:10 AM (#825047) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: Dave Bryant Will the adorable Ms Penelope Rutledge be there to protest ? -as well as to see her "Bit of Rough" - Oakley. Personally I think "Punch, the horse" should be sent to the Knacker's Yard. |
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13 Nov 02 - 08:43 AM (#825085) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: The DeanMeister The original Punch was indeed sent to the knackers yard many years ago, Dave. Along with his mate Judy. They pulled a milk float in these parts for many years, before I was born I believe. |
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13 Nov 02 - 08:46 AM (#825091) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: Declan Are PTH insiders locally, or are they 9outsiders in Hull? |
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13 Nov 02 - 09:32 AM (#825133) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: KJ I can reveal all.When freemasonary was founded in England during the 1700's, similar institutions to that of Grand Lodge of England were founded in neighbouring countries and furthermore accross the world. Some of them, however, developed systems of Freemasonry which are considered to be irregular and are not recognised by the United Grand Lodge of England.The fact that PTH belong to one of these 'irregular' orders,is made obvious by repeated references to spouts & other unorthodox vegetables.Mrs Penelope Rutledge & her protestations, posted upon the mudcat threads is in fact a devilish code by which means,the members communicate their plots to subjugate the world to their evil desires. PTH are slowly taking over mudcat in their various guises, they may seem innocent & harmless chaps but beware!! |
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13 Nov 02 - 09:33 AM (#825134) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: KJ PS Brother Oakley, I have in my possession some very interesting photographs of female masons in all their regalia. |
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13 Nov 02 - 09:38 AM (#825142) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: Dave Bryant What ? and none of Oakley trying to get into their regalia ? |
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13 Nov 02 - 02:46 PM (#825431) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: GUEST,ossonflags oaklet, What happened to the other half of the evening,or are you going without me? (he barked) |
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13 Nov 02 - 03:32 PM (#825472) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: Oaklet KJ I would like to borrow your photos of female masons in their regalia, for private, solitary contemplation. |
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13 Nov 02 - 03:46 PM (#825500) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: Oaklet In between the ceremonial exposure of pendulous man-boobs, four quarters of Punch the Horse will be performing in the later half of the evening, once the aerophonist has been released from the tribute band from Hull9. Looks like being an interesting evening.... |
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14 Nov 02 - 02:00 PM (#826046) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: GUEST,ossonflags my dear oaklet, I am showing lots of confusion on these messages,especially the last one. Maybe if you make use of one of the phones not from Hull things might become clearer. In other words give me a bell at work friday any time after 12 .04 pm I remain yours etc. ossonflags |
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14 Nov 02 - 02:08 PM (#826053) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: Little Hawk Heh! Heh! I always enjoy these threads and am beginning to feel almost like a resident of Hull and South Ferriby myself... - LH |
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14 Nov 02 - 02:28 PM (#826087) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: Oaklet House prices are much lower in South Ferriby LH, best spiritually align yourself with a village where you can buy an entire row of houses for £500 - or about a million Canadian dollars or something. The equivalent in Hull is about a hundred thousand earth pounds or a squillian canadian dollars and make no mistake. I can watch shipping from my bed, but often don't bother. |
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14 Nov 02 - 03:27 PM (#826147) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: GUEST,ossonflags Been to canada, been to southferriby,live in hull.Not a lot to choose between all three,except I felt thin in Toronto and Niagra falls also Trois Rivere, Quebec and Port Churchill manitoba,(were men are men and Polar bears get nervouse). Never felt or been thin in either south ferriby or hull. I can and do watch shipping from my bed, but only when Mrs.Ossonflags makes me sleep on the roof because of me releasing the occasional botty burp. |
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14 Nov 02 - 03:46 PM (#826166) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: Oaklet Sorry Mudcat Forum (sigh). New thread now launched "Shipping in bed". Ho hum... |
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15 Nov 02 - 05:03 AM (#826671) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: The DeanMeister No, you haven't have you, David? Pleeeeeeese....still can't be any worse than Posidrives in Luton! |
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15 Nov 02 - 05:19 AM (#826678) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: Oaklet It's got some wonderful responses, DeanMeister. |
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15 Nov 02 - 05:21 AM (#826681) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: The DeanMeister I know, I have just read it. What a delightful thread, Mr. Oakley. My congratulations. Hope nobody drivels all over it and spoils it. |
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17 Nov 02 - 07:52 AM (#828314) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: Oaklet Just a postscript. This morning I awoke to find a local jobbing builder asleep on my settee downstairs. He had been lavishly entertained by Mrs O whilst I retired to discuss Hillman Minx carburettors on Mudchat in post-gig kind of way. I also discovered through the gift of barefoot sensory perception - a very cold and soggy area of carpet near the kitchen door equating to a good bladder full of my processed scotch. Hence I want to denounce Mr Victor Leaning of Neverdun, High Street South Ferriby as being a mucky git. In three days, my morning room will smell like the stairwell in the NCP car park behind Argos in Hull, and I will disembowel him. |
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17 Nov 02 - 09:36 AM (#828352) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: KJ I have some good instruments for disembowelling. |
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17 Nov 02 - 05:29 PM (#828601) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: Skipjack K8 Not the Taylor, no.............. |
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21 Nov 03 - 04:01 AM (#1058317) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull its tonight.john |
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21 Nov 03 - 09:45 AM (#1058491) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis Another hull based thread I presume? |
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21 Nov 03 - 10:08 AM (#1058513) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis If this appeared as "Another Hull-based thread, I presume?", then it could be attributed to me, Thornton Curtis. As it contains fundemental errors in punctuation, it is the work of someone else. |
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22 Nov 03 - 04:45 AM (#1058998) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK From: ossonflags Spanking night last night, thanks to all who turned up. I now know who "Rural Sex" is. |