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19 Nov 02 - 06:11 PM (#830193) Subject: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs From: Hollowfox While shopping for something else, I came upon an electrified nativity scene for sale. There were large hollow plastic figures of the Holy Family, the shepherds, the animals, etc., with room to put a light bulb inside so they could be seen at night. All at once, the Angel of (Wicked) Inspiration hit me with a clue-by-four. You should buy just the donkey for someone who thinks the sun shines out their ass....Naah, she'd fire me. |
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19 Nov 02 - 06:27 PM (#830205) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs From: Sorcha LOL, foxy. That is funny! |
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19 Nov 02 - 07:23 PM (#830236) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs From: GUEST,Bill Just buy them a bloody big mirror to stand in front of. Bill (the sound) |
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19 Nov 02 - 09:11 PM (#830309) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs From: McGrath of Harlow Just saw a shop selling a Buffy the Vampire Slayer Advent catalogue... |
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19 Nov 02 - 09:38 PM (#830323) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs From: Amos You folkies who were BRAVE and enthused about singing to the world and sent in your songs can now buy YOUR OWN CD!! Playing side-by-side with Mudcat greats!! Just let Dick know you want one so he makes enough!! A |
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19 Nov 02 - 09:57 PM (#830327) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs From: khandu Amos, the official Mudcat Cd Plugman...never miss an op! ;-) Hollowfox, superimpose the egonuts face over the face of the Babe in the nativity scene! Most egonuts think they can walk on water anyway. khandu |
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19 Nov 02 - 10:02 PM (#830330) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs From: michaelr H'fox -- I love the expression "hit me with a clue-by-four"! LOL! Mind if I use it? Cheers, Michael |
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20 Nov 02 - 11:38 AM (#830760) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs From: Genie How 'bout a crap vase (for those who think their sh*t smells like roses?) |
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20 Nov 02 - 11:46 AM (#830771) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs From: allanwill Genie You mean yours doesn't???? Allan |
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20 Nov 02 - 11:53 AM (#830778) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs From: Bobert Well, talk about the totally useless gift for the totally swollen headed aquintance. Last night mI was watching them local Washington, D.C. sports news and there a gym where the University of Maryland has played its basketball games called Cole Fieldhouse which is in the process of being torn down. Well, seems they are cutting up the the wooden floor into small piecs and selling will be offering 4 inch by 2 inch pieces for around $70. Some of the more important areas of the floor, like the foul lines and the painted areas are going to be offered on ebay. And ya know what, I'd venture a guess that there are enough swollen headed folks with disposable incomes to insure that every inch mof thatn floor will be sold fir the big bucks... Bobert |
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20 Nov 02 - 12:06 PM (#830791) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs From: Hollowfox michaelr, I'd be delighted if you'd use it. It's just too good a phrase to go unused. Credit where credit's due, though; I got it from my kids. |
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20 Nov 02 - 08:48 PM (#831222) Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs From: Genie Don't think so, Allan. (More like stinkweed, I think.) How 'bout yours? *G* |