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BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???

21 Nov 02 - 10:31 AM (#831629)
Subject: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST,Mikey joe

As an Irishman living in Scotland and in the spirit of the current rip of what did the ??? do for us I'd like to twist the topic towards the Scots.

And may I be the first to venture .... William Topaz MacGonagall


Mj

Search for "done for us" threads

Which won't turn up this one...


21 Nov 02 - 10:34 AM (#831633)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST,MC Fat

The Krankies (part of the Master Plan) and of course moi !!


21 Nov 02 - 10:37 AM (#831634)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Murray MacLeod

Et moi aussi ...

Murray


21 Nov 02 - 10:49 AM (#831641)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST

Silly Wizard and Annie Lennox.


21 Nov 02 - 10:53 AM (#831644)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST

My wife Ellen Pirie


21 Nov 02 - 10:55 AM (#831647)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST

oh, and Ewan MacColl, Hamish Henderson and HUGE MacDarmiad

and the funniest man in the world

and Dennis Law and Sir Matt


21 Nov 02 - 10:56 AM (#831649)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Dead Horse

I am one-eigth Scots, so you can add my left leg.
Love
William Topaz MacGonagall!
Logie Baird
The tartan
Several sea shanties (notably Heiland Laddie)
The skirl of the pipes
Whisky
Mel MacGibson
MacDonalds
The excuse to dis-associate myself from the English, whenever I feel like it.


21 Nov 02 - 11:00 AM (#831652)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Declan

Robert Burns
Michael Marra
Deaf Shepherd
Mailinky
Alasdair Fraser
John McCosker
The Boys of the Lough (or at least some of them)
Shetland Fiddle playing
The Old Blind Dogs
Tony Mc Manus
The Battlefield Band
Dick Gaughan
Davy Steele
Brian Mc Neill
Shooglenifty
Tony McManus
Mike Scott
The Tannahill Weavers
Hamish Henderson
Ewan McColl ???
Kirsty Mc Coll
Billy Connolly
James Connolly
The Proclaimers
Irving Welsh
Sir Robert Scott
Deuchars IPA
Lagavullan (and all the rest)
Belhaven Best
Cally 80/-
The Edinbugh Festival & Fringe

to mention but a few.


21 Nov 02 - 11:02 AM (#831655)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST,mc noddy

television ,penicillon, roads, waterproofs, anesthetic, education,
ship building, bridges, trains, steam power, for starters.


21 Nov 02 - 11:09 AM (#831660)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST

andy stewart
moira anderson
bay city rollers
the white heather club
j..... logan
the one o'clock gang


21 Nov 02 - 11:14 AM (#831667)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST,noddy

dougie maclean
jim hunter
capercallie
stairheid gossip
the corries


21 Nov 02 - 11:40 AM (#831697)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST,hamish

We will do anything for anyone as long as they pay us.


21 Nov 02 - 11:41 AM (#831698)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST,noddy

copper wire...
invented by two Aberdonians argueing over a penny?


21 Nov 02 - 11:43 AM (#831700)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: MMario

scotch eggs, haggis


21 Nov 02 - 11:48 AM (#831706)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Allan Dennehy

Billy Conally


21 Nov 02 - 11:51 AM (#831711)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Kim C

I second what MMario said!


21 Nov 02 - 11:58 AM (#831716)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST,noddy

Runrig

golf, football,

why is it better to live on Islay than Arran?

Arran has 9 golf courses and one distillery,

Islay has 9 distilleries and one golf course.


21 Nov 02 - 12:26 PM (#831731)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Scabby Douglas

Things we (the Scots) NEVER gave you: (mix of good and bad in here)

Sydney Devine
Tattie scones
Plain bread
Square sausage
Lobey Dosser
Rikki Fulton
Black bun
Johnnie Beattie
Angus Og
midges



cheers



Steven


21 Nov 02 - 12:31 PM (#831740)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Dave Wynn

Ewan McCOll was born James (Jimmy) Miller and was not born in Scotland ipso facto then Kirsty (R.I.P. and a much better singer than her dad) was not Scots either.

I think

Spot.


21 Nov 02 - 12:39 PM (#831748)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: kendall

The chronometer,
Rubber tires
The rain coat,
Sean Connery
Donald McKay, designer of the clipper ship.
Andrew Cairnage


21 Nov 02 - 12:41 PM (#831751)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: kendall

and, some of the nicest folks I ever met,
Archie Fisher,
Cilla Fisher,
Robin Watson,
Gordon Menzies


21 Nov 02 - 12:42 PM (#831752)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Big Tim

Wasn't it the English, or the Chinese, who gave us football?

I'll settle for my missus, Jan.


21 Nov 02 - 12:48 PM (#831763)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Greyeyes

Seven-a-side rugby & my Aunty Sheelagh & Uncle Jimmy.


21 Nov 02 - 12:49 PM (#831765)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: McGrath of Harlow

Alex Campbell


21 Nov 02 - 12:55 PM (#831775)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST

trainspotting


21 Nov 02 - 01:06 PM (#831786)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Jim McLean

William McGonagall had Irish parents but was born in Scotland and, as the man said, being born in a stable doesn't make you a horse.
Jim McLean


21 Nov 02 - 01:20 PM (#831805)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST

They settled in Pa and started Edinboro University in 1857, as a ways to educate their children to become teachers. The university is still here today and is educating a good 7,000 students. Including Me!! :)
Go Boro!-Fighting Scots!-and their marching band-Edinboro University-"Spirit of the Scots"-

-C.Fisher


21 Nov 02 - 02:44 PM (#831848)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST,Charmion at work

They emigrated to Canada, and made it the delightful place it is today, where every public occasion includes bagpipes, all parents want their children to go to university, and every adult knows he or she should have a retirement savings plan although all spare money (like there is such a thing) is spent on whisky and holidays.


21 Nov 02 - 02:49 PM (#831851)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Schantieman

Anyone who'd ever played it wouldn't think seven-a-side Rugby is a good idea. Not unless they were fit, anyway (gasp)

Steve


21 Nov 02 - 03:04 PM (#831862)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Rapparee

Like the rest of the Celts, Inspiration (not to mention Talisker, Glenorangie, Glenlivet, Glenfiddich and the rest). And some good friends.


21 Nov 02 - 04:00 PM (#831919)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST,MairSea

Me!!! Lots o' love.


21 Nov 02 - 04:33 PM (#831942)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: kendall

Speyside Scotch


21 Nov 02 - 04:42 PM (#831948)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: John MacKenzie

Charles Rennie MacIntosh.
Hamish Henderson
Hamish Imlach
Robert Burns

Then there are the others that are but we wish they weren't.

Tony Blair
Gordon Brown
Most trade union leaders in the 60s & 70s
David Coulthard

At least you can't blame us for

Hurricane Higgins
George Best

I'll get my coat........Giok


21 Nov 02 - 04:54 PM (#831957)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST,C

Strathspeys, and Scottish Country Dancing. The most beautiful way to move on the planet...


21 Nov 02 - 04:55 PM (#831958)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: van lingle

2 handed flyrods


21 Nov 02 - 05:37 PM (#831988)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST,Taliesn

Shame on the Scots posting here for failing to mention
those merry old economists Malthus and Adam Smith.
Lest we forget one whom migrated to our shores and ,for better and worse ,put these economists' principles to work whether he knew it or not.....Andrew Carnegie; the first Man of Steel.


21 Nov 02 - 05:58 PM (#832005)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Bert

Well Dead Horse, We'll have to explain who Logie baird was. It is not generally know in the USA that Logie Baird made the first working Television.

And Kendall, I don't want to be nitpicking (Or maybe I do) But It was the Pneumatic Tyre that Lord Dunlop invented. I don't know who invented the solid rubber tyre.

And don't forget Harry Lauder.


21 Nov 02 - 06:10 PM (#832015)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Murray MacLeod

Bert, Dunlop did >b/b> invent the pneumatic tire. He "rediscovered" it.

And as far as I know he was never ennobled.

But I agree, let's not forget Harry Lauder !

Murray


21 Nov 02 - 06:12 PM (#832017)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Murray MacLeod

Bert, Dunlop did not> invent the pneumatic tire. He "rediscovered" it.

And as far as I know he was never ennobled.

But I agree, let's not forget Harry Lauder !

Murray


21 Nov 02 - 09:29 PM (#832137)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST,ozmacca

Did naebody mention bannocks, or crowthie, or clootie dumplings, or Irn Bru? And I'm trying my best to forget Harry whatsisface. I know I'll never forgive him for encouraging the rest of the world to think that we're all miserly skinflints in threadbare pic-nic rugs grasping at saxpences that go bang in the nicht.....

We (and I use the term loosely here) are kind-hearted, generous to a fault (if that were posible) and dispensers of open-handed hospitality - all of it reasonably priced.


21 Nov 02 - 09:34 PM (#832142)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: kendall

You are right Bert. Harvey Firestone discovered vulcanization.


22 Nov 02 - 12:32 AM (#832214)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST,Tom Hamilton frae Scotland on Holiday in Aus

The Scots gave us,

The Corries, The MacCalmans, my family and friends, the wee group that I sing with 'Rumplefyke' which means itchy arse and other tihngs to many to mention


22 Nov 02 - 01:37 AM (#832227)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Chris Amos

No one has mentioned that glue like stuff they make from oats yet, thank god.

C


22 Nov 02 - 01:37 AM (#832228)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: weerover

Robert Burns, The McCallan 25-year-old anniversary single malt (aahh...)


22 Nov 02 - 03:06 AM (#832238)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: alanabit

My friend the busker Miller Davidson and the incredible myth that Scots are mean. However did that fairy tale ever last a day?


22 Nov 02 - 04:10 AM (#832254)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: GUEST

James Watt the father of steam power.


22 Nov 02 - 04:15 AM (#832260)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Scabby Douglas

alanabit - it lasted and was promulgated by Scots like Harry Lauder and Will Fyffe....

and as Oscar Wilde nearly said, there's only one thing worse than having a demenaing national stereotype... that's having no national stereotype at all...


Cheers

Steven


22 Nov 02 - 04:19 AM (#832263)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Boab

Encyclopaedia Brittanica!
"Scotty" of the Enterprise--[och, well, er---]
The first true bicycle [never patented, but it still exists--]
---an heck wi' you Chris Amos----parritch!!!


22 Nov 02 - 04:30 AM (#832268)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Red and White Rabbit

the hearing aid and men in kilts!!


22 Nov 02 - 05:56 AM (#832326)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: RangerSteve

They gave me some of my ancestors.


22 Nov 02 - 06:06 AM (#832335)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Mr Happy

eric boggle
McDonalds
Campbells soup
macaroons
mackinnaws
scottish whine
McCano
'o silvery bridge o' the tay' was built using a McCano set!
sporrans
porridge
porrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrage

& a legal way to roll your rrrrrs in public!


22 Nov 02 - 07:40 AM (#832395)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Rapparee

Stapog.
Piobrach mor.
The Great Glen.
The Hebrides.


22 Nov 02 - 09:40 AM (#832504)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Mr Happy

anything else?


22 Nov 02 - 05:38 PM (#832935)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: Megan L

we also had a fair hand in the decleration of independance and the american detective system (sorry tired and hungry the only name i can think of is pringles )


22 Nov 02 - 07:27 PM (#833002)
Subject: RE: BS: What did the Scots ever do for us???
From: southpawfiddle

they settled in the mountains of North Carolina when they couldn't go back to scotland and gave us music and moonshine and my relatives.