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22 Nov 02 - 11:18 PM (#833200) Subject: BS: These Ironic Times From: GUEST This week's headlines from the Ironic Times front page: BUSH ACHIEVES SAINTHOOD Vatican counts election victory in 2000, current high approval rating as miracles. WORLD NEWS Study: Iraq War Could Kill 500,000 But will keep gas prices at reasonable levels. Saddam Look-Alike Met With Bin Laden Sound-Alike in City Resembling Prague Proof of linkage, says Cheney's double. U. S. NEWS Sperm Count Lower in Rural Areas Finally some good news for Democrats. Greenspan: Economy Will Be Fine However, he asks to be paid in euros. Analysts Say Conflict Inevitable Most pick Defense Department over State Department in short, brutal war. REMINDER History is written by the winners, and translated for the losers. ENTERTAINMENT Disney, AOL Time Warner Ready to Merge News Operations "Donald and Daffy Duck Report" already in the planning stages. HEALTH / MEDICINE Slow Cooking the Key to Good Health, Study Finds However benefits offset by stress from having to wait so damn long. POLITICS Rider to Homeland Security Bill Protects Pharmaceutical Giants from Lawsuits Will now be called the "Homeland Security and Drug Company Payback Act." http://www.ironictimes.com/index.html |
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22 Nov 02 - 11:31 PM (#833206) Subject: RE: BS: These Ironic Times From: Little Hawk Marvelous headlines. - LH |
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23 Nov 02 - 08:19 PM (#833559) Subject: RE: BS: These Ironic Times From: Hrothgar I just wish that it could be a joke. |
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23 Nov 02 - 08:28 PM (#833574) Subject: RE: BS: These Ironic Times From: Sorcha How about "Disony"--gigantic entertainment conglomeration? From Disney and Sony............ |
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23 Nov 02 - 08:43 PM (#833586) Subject: RE: BS: These Ironic Times From: greg stephens so, it is true what they say about irony. |