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28 Nov 02 - 01:23 AM (#836245) Subject: BS: Bush / Condy thread From: GUEST,John Gray in Oz. Can someone please direct me to the thread which featured the 'who's on first' parody with George Bush and Condoleezza Rice. Thanks JG / FME |
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28 Nov 02 - 01:33 AM (#836249) Subject: RE: BS: Bush / Condy thread From: Barbara Well, I dunno where it was posted before, but here it is posted here now. Blessings, Barbara HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? (Apologies to Abbott and Costello) |
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28 Nov 02 - 04:13 AM (#836303) Subject: RE: BS: Bush / Condy thread From: Wolfgang Longer version here BTW, easy to find by the new Mudcat search. I used the word 'Kofi' which I knew was in there and guessed correctly doesn't appear in many other posts in the past. Wolfgang |