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02 Dec 02 - 10:04 PM (#839346) Subject: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: Bobert Well, Catfolk, Iz been corrected on another thread that khandu's birthday was not the subject at hand BUT, new game! Tomorrow, the khan-man is gonna turn the big "FIVE OHHHH" and Iz here to lay claim to the first of the *Happy Birthday, khandu's"!!!!*. So, HAPPY BIRTHDAT, KHAN!!!!!! Bobert |
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02 Dec 02 - 10:10 PM (#839350) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: bbc Hey, khandu, tell me how it goes. I'm hitting 50 in March! best, bbc in NY |
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02 Dec 02 - 10:12 PM (#839352) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: khandu Bobert! You have worked hard at it, and I knew you'd make it someday and , sure nuff, today you made it! You are now on Joe Offer's hit list!!!! Congrats, ole Buddyroe! But I do thank ye kindly fer the kindness of the "BIRTHDAT" wishes! I am gonna have a happy one! k |
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02 Dec 02 - 10:29 PM (#839358) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: Genie Hey, there, youngster! Happy birthday! Genie |
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02 Dec 02 - 10:49 PM (#839372) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: Jerry Rasmussen I'm sure that Joe will understand (not)why I feel mysteriously inspired to respond to this luminous thread and wish yez all de bestest and mostest Gol-danged Happy birfday a corn-pone southern boy like you cud have, Khandu. You de bess! Did I get the dialect right, Bobert? Jes' Jerry |
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02 Dec 02 - 11:20 PM (#839390) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: wysiwyg Heeheeheehee.... HB, you sicko! love, ~Susan |
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02 Dec 02 - 11:31 PM (#839396) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: Amos None can do like khandu can do. To that, we must agree, So while we can do khandu, friends, I hope you'll join with me! Let them as can do khandu do, and them as can't may teach, Or stilly listen to them sing, the khandus, each to each! Happy Birthday, you Amazing Hooman Beink, You!! A |
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03 Dec 02 - 12:24 AM (#839418) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: CarolC Happy Birthday, khandu!!! ( ...a hit squad of tiny accordion playing clowns is wending its way to your place as we speak, to serenade you with Polkas tomorrow in honor of your 50th birthday!) |
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03 Dec 02 - 02:32 AM (#839457) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: Mudlark Ohhhhh....FIFTY! (Been there, done that) Happy Birthday, khandu, have a great day. |
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03 Dec 02 - 02:41 AM (#839463) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: GUEST,Rolfyboy6 A mere child. The Manatees say hello. Happy Birthday! Purple Flurp all in my brain Lately things don't seem the same I feel funny and I don't know why 'scuse me while I kiss the flurp. Thank god you re-wrote it for him, Khandu. |
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03 Dec 02 - 03:00 AM (#839467) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: Genie How many cans could a khandu can If a khandu could can doo? (Gotta give Amos a run for his money.) ยค;-D |
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03 Dec 02 - 03:17 AM (#839473) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: greg stephens I know the powers that be do not approve of birthday threads so this is just to announce that I will not be wishing khandu a very happy 50th birthday, though in other circumstances I might well have done so. |
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03 Dec 02 - 03:44 AM (#839478) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: Catherine Jayne Happy Birthday Have fun Cat |
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03 Dec 02 - 08:41 AM (#839512) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: Bobert Jerry; Purdy good di-lect, ifiz I don't say so mah seff, fir a Corn-netercit feller dat is. Khan: Well, its official now, so Happy Birfday, brotha... Bobert |
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03 Dec 02 - 09:35 AM (#839560) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: SharonA Happy five-oh, and many more five-n's and six-n's and seven-n's, et ceter-n's, to you-n's! Shar-n's |
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03 Dec 02 - 10:23 AM (#839603) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: Kim C I am sending you a long distance belly dance in honor of the occasion, :-) |
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03 Dec 02 - 11:43 AM (#839677) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: alanabit Happy Birthday khandu! |
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03 Dec 02 - 02:44 PM (#839810) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: catspaw49 Welcome to the 50's...........not the Happy Days shit.......your 50's And may I say how nice it is to have you join us? No, I guess not so I won't say it. Yes, it's true that ol' Father Joebro does hate these threads, his contention being that they all say the same thing. I generally add something completely different to appease Joe so in your case I decided that I'd list "50 Great Things About khandu!" Well, I thought about it for awhile and it came to me that 50 was probably a trifle ambitious so I cut it down a bit.....then I cut it down some more....and a little more.....Eventually I reached the point where I had to shitcan the whole idea since I couldn't come up with a damn thing. I wasn't willing to give up on the idea at this point so I simply lowered the expectation level and decided to list "50 Pretty Average Things About khandu." I, uh, well.......I thought.....er, look here, I'll just say it....Again, not a damn thing came to mind. I was able to quickly come up with "50 Reasons khandu Is A Miserable Prick" but somehow it isn't what should be in a birthday thread so I trashed that idea as well. So.....I dunno' man........I guess I'll have to fall back on the stuff Joe detests and say simply, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLEand leave it at that........Spaw |
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03 Dec 02 - 07:10 PM (#839935) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Well, if Bobert is willing to risk the ire of Joe by starting this thread, I'll take a chance on pissing off the rest of the membership. Here's your birthday song: Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy happy happy birthday Happy birthday to you Now go back and read it again imagining that it's William Shatner singing it to the tune of the Star Trek Theme. Bruce |
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03 Dec 02 - 07:55 PM (#839955) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: Tweed Happy Birthday Khanny! And that year's supply of "Horny Goat Dust" packets iz in the mail. Guaranteed results! I mixed four or five of 'em in a Corona last week and ain't come down yet. |
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03 Dec 02 - 08:29 PM (#839977) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: Stephen L. Rich HAPPY BOITHDAY!!!! |
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03 Dec 02 - 08:56 PM (#840004) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: Bobert See, Khanny, I done messed up. Joe sent around a couple of Cat-thugs around to remind me that birthday threads ain't too cool... but, hey, I let my rather anti-social dog loose on 'em and well... nevermind... Just glad to have you on the correct side of the "Fifty Thing* and as fir Tweed's love potent... pass on it... He sent me the same thing but I put it in the well... Couldn't get the pump handle down fir two weeks! Jus funnin with ya, buddy. Bobert |
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03 Dec 02 - 11:48 PM (#840111) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: katlaughing Sorry I am late in coming to this thread. Happy Birthday, khandu! Hope you had a great day and that following year will bring you all you desire. (bbc, me, too!) kat |
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03 Dec 02 - 11:49 PM (#840113) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, khandu!!! From: Amos Hey -- someone needs to get that boy a set of them Mudcat CDs!! He's ON 'em!! A |