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Dish Lantern Yawn Lent

03 Dec 02 - 09:43 PM (#840040)
Subject: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Suffet

Tuba sunken tea Anguish languish...

"Dish Lantern Yawn Lent"
(Witty Guppy)

Dish lantern yawn lent,
Dish lantern mile lent,
Fun Cauliflower,
Toothy Newark eyelet,
Fundy ready forage,
Toothy Gotham waiters,
Dish lent watts may fair wooing meade.

Sink dish sauna adder Merkin Poke Sauna Vestibule!


03 Dec 02 - 09:45 PM (#840042)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Jeri

JEEZ STEVE! Pass it over this way, will ya?


03 Dec 02 - 09:50 PM (#840047)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Jeri

As awe wend wall can
Data rib enough eye wiegh

...can't keep this up at this time of night!


04 Dec 02 - 06:43 AM (#840222)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Noreen

Any assistance for the uninitiated?


04 Dec 02 - 07:24 AM (#840240)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Rapparee

Friar Jerker, Friar Jerker,
Dormer view, dormer view,
Sonny lay martini, sonny lay martini,
Drink, drank, drunk,
Drink, drank, drunk.


04 Dec 02 - 07:33 AM (#840249)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Declan

My hovercraft is full of eels.


04 Dec 02 - 09:08 AM (#840320)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Snuffy

Noreen

Eye added reamed he udder Knight
Lo lance, lo lancer whame high John

WassaiL! V


04 Dec 02 - 09:13 AM (#840328)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: MMario

Arm dram hinge off awhile Kismet!


04 Dec 02 - 09:39 AM (#840342)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Jeri

I'M BACK, AND I'M AWAKE! Oh, sorry...
Here's the whole verse.

As awe wend wall can
Data rib enough eye weigh
Eye sorta bummy
Amend lass kye-weigh
Eye sore blow me
Egg goal Denver ally
Dish lent watts may fair wooing meade

If anyone doesn't understand, read the attempts out loud.


04 Dec 02 - 09:52 AM (#840354)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Declan

The slander
bee long
stew and me

- Woo the Guttering


04 Dec 02 - 09:58 AM (#840365)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Snuffy

A pea burst eh, Jeri!!

WassaiL! V


04 Dec 02 - 10:03 AM (#840373)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Micca

also
eye'v bean a while drover fur money a ye ur
hand ives pend awl meye mony on whiz quay hand bear


04 Dec 02 - 10:43 AM (#840402)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Bee-dubya-ell

PIE C-CLAMP PILFERRED EWE

They seed, hay seed demi-whore aunts Urdu
Am elf crate C. Alford alive I view
Eat one pea ash tile Ishmael ridge
Eye-candy fort eye garish
Petula K. Swede
Rapunzel C. Tofu
Pie C-clamp pilferred ewe.


It gets easier if you pretend you are Stephen Hawking's voice processor.

(Boo! Boo! Bad taste! Kick this guy's sorry ass outta here!)

Bruce


04 Dec 02 - 11:06 AM (#840423)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Wolfgang

My comment to you:

Eke vice knit vase solace be toy ten

Wolfgang


04 Dec 02 - 11:17 AM (#840438)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Jeri

Bruce, I was wondering if Steve got help from a voice recognition thingie. I don't know if they print a word they think you said and you tell 'em, "no, the other word." 'Cauliflower' for 'California' is pretty weird.


04 Dec 02 - 11:19 AM (#840446)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Know... Bob elfish kin it trains let dish it!!!!


04 Dec 02 - 06:44 PM (#840848)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Snuffy

Computers can wreck a nice beach, but not very well!


04 Dec 02 - 07:03 PM (#840864)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Suffet

I did not use a voice recognition program. Anyway, far from being weird, using Cauliflower for California is classic Anguish. In fact, the phrase "Fun Cauliflower, Toothy Newark eyelet" is nearly perfect Anguish. True Anguish is not a simple substitution of homonymns; it is the substitution of words which just resemble English enough to be recognizable. Our minds then complete the gestalt. Anguish mocks aviary sofa cheese catered languish.

--- Steve


05 Dec 02 - 08:08 AM (#841252)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Dave Bryant

Land dove hoe pandy glowy
Mutter otter free
Hash away eggs toll ye
Ta-ta Boneo free

Why durst Dylan whiter
Shell Tyburn beset
Guard do maidenly my tea
Maidenly my tea ate
Guard do maidenly my tea
Maidenly my tea your ate


05 Dec 02 - 08:20 AM (#841259)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: kendall

Whale whale whale effen essent ladle rat rotten hut. (The bloat thirsty woof)


05 Dec 02 - 01:37 PM (#841582)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Uncle_DaveO

Walt Kelly did it better

Dave Oesterreich


06 Dec 02 - 11:39 AM (#842364)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Dave Bryant

I think I'll revamp my first verse to:

LAN dove hoe pang lorry
Mutter otter free
Hash away eggs tolly
Tat-ta Boneo free


06 Dec 02 - 11:42 AM (#842369)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Dave the Gnome

Whale oil beef hooked...

DtG


06 Dec 02 - 12:04 PM (#842377)
Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: MMario

BONE tree!
a triaged delindo
afraid agra sago
bone feed truffle urquart.

Liberty,asp beatitudes sue
Thai wald stellar groundsel
Eat thyme utalate asteroid!