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17 Dec 02 - 12:33 PM (#848998) Subject: Lyr Add: Hark Some Lines That Anglers Fling (Hark From: Susan-Marie As requested..... Hark Some Lines That Anglers Fling (Hark the Herald..) Hark most lines that anglers fling are not the ones made out of string But rather stories most risque like tales of whales that got away Prone to gross exaggerations and lots of misrepresentations Fairy tales and imaginings, these are the lines most anglers fling Hark most lines that anglers fling are not the ones made out of string 'Cause nothing's ever grown so fast as the fish that fell off their hook last Fishing, this is what I'm thinking, just a good excuse for drinking So many fish and so few strikes, sure builds up their appetite Early to bed early to rise, fish all day then make up flies If the warden asks tell him you're just teaching your worm to swim If you don't succeed then wait cause all things come to those who bait This one truth until they die is "I fish, therefore I lie" There's not a fish as big, they say, as the one that got away copyright 1999 Rex Fowler |