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BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!

20 Dec 02 - 03:56 PM (#851328)
Subject: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Dave the Gnome

TV ads on ITV STOP Midsommer murders STOP Morris team in evidence STOP Starts at 9PM STOP Expect them all to be brutaly murdered STOP Yes! STOP Morris dancing...

Dave the fool


20 Dec 02 - 04:12 PM (#851336)
Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Leadfingers

I cant stop Morris dancing,cos I never started.


20 Dec 02 - 04:19 PM (#851342)
Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Dead Horse

If there are more than two murderers, will they need a PEL?


20 Dec 02 - 04:55 PM (#851365)
Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Gareth

Mmmmm ! Would it be classified as entertainment ???

Gareth


20 Dec 02 - 05:00 PM (#851366)
Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Dave the Gnome

Gosh - 50 minutes on and there has only been 5 seconds of Morris and 1 murder!!!

What do I pay my licence fee for...

TV or PEL? Mmmmmm


DtG


20 Dec 02 - 05:13 PM (#851374)
Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Liz the Squeak

But can anyone identify the team? I know someone who lives near there and told me the team... moudly coconut to anyone getting the name of the team!

LTS


20 Dec 02 - 05:20 PM (#851378)
Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Catherine Jayne

Is the team 'Wessex'??


20 Dec 02 - 05:21 PM (#851382)
Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Liz the Squeak

Nope.

LTS


20 Dec 02 - 05:31 PM (#851394)
Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: breezy

did they have dragons on their kit?
They were in all the trailers


20 Dec 02 - 05:46 PM (#851401)
Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Liz the Squeak

There is a mythical beast on their kit,yes.

LTS


20 Dec 02 - 05:48 PM (#851402)
Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Catherine Jayne

at the beginning they were wearing standard morris outfits with wyvern's on the back of their waistcoats


20 Dec 02 - 06:08 PM (#851413)
Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Liz the Squeak

But they aren't Wessex.

LTS


21 Dec 02 - 05:29 PM (#851871)
Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Skipper Jack

On the subject of the dangerous practise of Morris Dancing, this snippet appeared in the EFDSS magazine:

"Adding to the rural scene were the Albury Morris Men while the Berkhamstead British Red Cross stood by in case of need".

Or perhaps this advert for a Medieval Market might enforce the case for the prosecution!

"Morris Dancing, Pillory and Stocks, Folk Music, burning a woman alive and numerous other side shows. Bring the family!"


I'm only kidding of course, but appears that the said authorities weren't?


21 Dec 02 - 08:31 PM (#851948)
Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: JennyO

Q. Why do morris dancers wear bells?

A. So that they can annoy deaf people as well.

BOOM BOOM


21 Dec 02 - 08:33 PM (#851950)
Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: JennyO

Sorry, that was BLIND PEOPLE.

oh well