Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?

10 Jan 03 - 02:08 AM (#863318)
Subject: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Genie

Computer running a bit sluggishly or erratically recently? When was the last time you checked for internal sources of contamination?

Click http: here,
here,
here, and
here. .

Somehow, makes a "bug in the computer" seem kinda trivial, doesn't it?

Genie

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10 Jan 03 - 02:20 AM (#863320)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Joe Offer

The Mudcat Australians know I'm not fond of snakes - so they sent me those pictures weeks ago.
Aaaaaaargh!!!
-Joe Offer, in Rattlesnake Country-
(but I haven't seen one here yet)

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10 Jan 03 - 03:10 AM (#863334)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: JohnInKansas

But don't they know that opening the power supply box voids the warrenty?

John

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10 Jan 03 - 03:17 AM (#863341)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Mr Happy

Snakes alive!!!

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10 Jan 03 - 01:52 PM (#863661)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Gareth

Does it byte ????

Gareth

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10 Jan 03 - 02:00 PM (#863671)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: RichM

Does it byte?
Just a bit...

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10 Jan 03 - 02:04 PM (#863676)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Don Firth

Made me so nervous I took and aspirin and laid down for awhile. . . .

Don Firth

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10 Jan 03 - 02:43 PM (#863723)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Genie

Gotta krait that computer up again and ship it back to the manufacturer!

Genie

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11 Jan 03 - 12:26 AM (#864146)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: mack/misophist

It was self defense officer. I had to kill him. He was throwing puns at me.

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11 Jan 03 - 05:39 PM (#864719)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: GUEST,Cleo's Asp

Aw, c'mon, misophist! Snakes don't talk!

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12 Jan 03 - 08:06 AM (#865086)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Mr Red

Not a Vindscreen Viper then.

Sorry USA but this is a British Joke. (Vindshield Viper is just not as funny)

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12 Jan 03 - 08:30 AM (#865094)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: artbrooks

Not just a British joke. Popular in my gradeschool, circa 1958--"The Viper is coming", and when the terrified little old lady opens her door (why did she open it?) the little old man with the bucket says, "I'm the viper, kin I come in and vipe the vindows?"--Jenn

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12 Jan 03 - 10:56 AM (#865167)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Gareth

MMmmmm ! Did it Viper your hard disc ???

Gareth

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12 Jan 03 - 03:06 PM (#865325)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Genie

Art, ve did dat shkit in zummer kamp ven I vas in high school und I vas der viper! *G*

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12 Jan 03 - 03:50 PM (#865356)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: John MacKenzie

For goodness snake what's the adder wit youse. You'd think Someone had done a Python you from great height. Any you gals wanna see my garter snake? [wink wink.] <;¬]>

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13 Jan 03 - 12:26 AM (#865665)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: GUEST,Al

In my humble opinion, the problem with this computer is that it has a bad coil. Al

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13 Jan 03 - 10:23 AM (#865912)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Stilly River Sage

But it's hisssstory now.

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13 Jan 03 - 04:16 PM (#866176)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: GUEST,Al

I suggest you query the factory rep til you get an answer. Al

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14 Jan 03 - 02:54 PM (#866877)
Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: John MacKenzie

Fangs very much.
Venom calling you..oo.oo.oo----ooh.ooh.ooh.
I like snake and pygmy pie.
Giok

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