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07 Jul 98 - 01:12 PM (#31992) Subject: Invitation To a Funeral From: Kiwi Heyla, I was puttering around in the Database and found a copy of 'Invitation To a Funeral' that's slightly different from the one that I have. Would you like me to post the version that I've got, just for comparison's sake? Slán, Kiwi |
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07 Jul 98 - 09:38 PM (#32013) Subject: RE: Invitation To a Funeral From: dick greenhaus Kiwi- Please.Variants are interesting. |
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07 Jul 98 - 10:16 PM (#32018) Subject: RE: Invitation To a Funeral From: Chet W. Do you mean the one that is sung to the tune of the Temperance Reel? If so I'll send it. Chet W. |
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07 Jul 98 - 10:42 PM (#32021) Subject: Lyr Add: INVITATION TO A FUNERAL From: Kiwi Chet - Dick - alright, since you asked so nicely. :) (Goes to fetch the tape to type it from) INVITATION TO A FUNERAL I received an invitation to go to a funeral, But to my sad misfortune now the fellow didn't die. Of course the man was vexed at disappointing all the mourners, But then he apologized and so we let the thing go by. To make up for disappointing us, he took us out and treated us. He bought a pint of porter for a company of ten; Until somebody asked him just whose money was he squandering? He put the fellow's eyelids into mourning there and then. Well, the owner of the beer shop, observing we were riotous, Gave orders to evict us, but of course we all refused; So he whistled up some loungers who were loafing in the corner, And for ten or fifteen minutes we were thoroughly abused. And then we left the beer shop and down the street did stagger, Where a gang of corner boys commenced at pelting us with mud. We asked for them to chuck it and they told us they were doing so, And so we turned on them and left them lying where they stood. Well, the next that we encountered was a company of Salvationers Who rifled all our pockets 'till we begged that we be saved, And little Mac MacGinty got invited to the station For inquiring of a policeman how his ancestors behaved. To make MacGinty's bail, every man took off his undershirt, And down to the pawnshop we brought the jolly lot. We told the man we wanted only ten and sixpence on 'em. "There's enough on them already" was the answer that we got. Well, we got the ten and sixpence and went off to free MacGinty, But the devil take the beer shop that attacked us on the way. We couldn't pass it by without accepting some refreshment, And we drank up every penny of the fine we had to pay. We bought a concertina for to make the high hilarity, Though none of us could play it, though we tried our best - and worst. We knocked a lot of noise from it, if that's of any consequence. We handled it so gently that the bellows it did burst. Well, we got a boiled potato for to mend the concertina with, When someone hit Maloney with the carcass of a cat. He buttoned up his whiskers and began to read the Riot Act. He swore he'd put two heads upon the fellow who did that. Then Maloney hit Mahoney and Mahoney hit some other man, And everyone hit anyone to whom he'd owed a spite; And the crippled McNamara who'd been sitting saying nothing Got a kick that blacked his eye for not indulging in the fight. Well, the liquor being into us, the sense was nearly out of us, So for a bit of rioting we straightway did repair. We battered one another 'till we all weren't worth three ha'pence, And you couldn't see the carpet on the floor for skin and hair. We battered one another 'till the police separated us And marched us off to jail with bloody noses and black eyes. They marched us off to jail - and to me it's proved a lesson: One should never go to funerals unless somebody dies. Slán, Kiwi YouTube Video |
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08 Jul 98 - 10:53 AM (#32035) Subject: RE: Invitation To a Funeral From: dick greenhaus Many thanx. |
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08 Jul 98 - 11:32 AM (#32041) Subject: RE: Invitation To a Funeral From: Kiwi You're quite welcome. :) Slán, Kiwi |
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24 May 00 - 04:00 PM (#233267) Subject: RE: Invitation To a Funeral From: Susan-Marie Kiwi - Sorry if this seems like a stupid question but are the words you posted actually sung to the Temperance Reel, or is that just a good seg-way? |
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24 May 00 - 04:40 PM (#233292) Subject: RE: Invitation To a Funeral From: Turtle Alistair Russell also sings this, on his album Getting to the Border, and yes, it's sung to the tune of the Temperance Reel, and then he segues into that tune. |
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24 May 00 - 04:44 PM (#233295) Subject: RE: Invitation To a Funeral From: Susan-Marie Thanks, Turtle, I'm off to learn it! |
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25 May 00 - 01:12 PM (#233761) Subject: RE: Invitation To a Funeral From: Turtle You're welcome. It's a great one, isn't it? The lyrics Alistair Russell sings are a little bit different from the ones posted above, as well as from the ones in the DB. I always thought he wrote it--in fact I'm almost sure that's what the liner notes say, but it's been a long time since I've looked at them. (I actually have it on LP, which tells you something about *how* long!) He also mis-identifies the tune as the Silver Spear. I'm just learning both those tunes on the fiddle, and they are both a lot of fun to play. Turtle |
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25 May 00 - 06:19 PM (#233905) Subject: RE: Invitation To a Funeral From: GUEST,liz the squeak Yes, my version has differences too, usually in local colloquialisms, like the last line - don't be going to a funeral until the bugger dies..... That's the point of folk songs, they change subtly every time they are passed on.... LTS |
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19 Jan 02 - 10:40 PM (#631432) Subject: RE: Invitation To a Funeral From: michaelr Does anyone know if "Invitation" is trad or, if not, who wrote it? Also, since it's obviously in the database, why did my search turn up no result? Michael |
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20 Jan 02 - 02:06 PM (#631698) Subject: RE: Invitation To a Funeral From: michaelr refresh |
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20 Jan 02 - 02:35 PM (#631712) Subject: RE: Invitation To a Funeral From: Little Hawk Sounds like a past life experience that Blind DRunk in Blind River might have had...given the ethnic overtones. - LH |
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23 Jan 02 - 08:34 PM (#634168) Subject: RE: Invitation To a Funeral From: michaelr refresh |
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07 Jul 12 - 01:35 AM (#3373122) Subject: ADD Version: Temperance / Invitation to a Funeral From: Joe Offer Here's a version I found at the Website of the Arizona Irish Music Society. I don't know if the title "Temperance" or the attribution to Bob Cockerall are accurate. TEMPERANCE Bob Cockerall (tune: Temperance Reel) Just the other day I was invited to a funeral But to my disappointment, the fella didn't die He said he's very sorry then for havin' disappointed us And seein' as he apologized, we let the thing go by To ease our disappointment, he took us out and treated us He bought a quart of porter for a company of ten And when we asked th' fellow whose money he was squanderin' The fellow took his wallet out; we didn't ask again! We got a concertina out all for to make some merriment And none of us could play it tho we tried our best and worst We made an awful noise on it, and if it's any benefit, We played the thing so carefully that all the bellows burst We got a boiled potato for to mend the concertina with When someone struck Maloney with the carcass of a cat He bundled back his whiskers, and he read out the riot act And said he'd put two lumps upon the bugger who done that! The owner of the beershop, when he saw us all a-riotin' He ordered us to leave at once, but this we flat refused So he whistled up some loafers who was standin' round the corner And for ten or fifteen minutes we was bodily abused We gathered up our dignity, and down the road we started, A bunch of hungry urchins, well, they pelted us with mud We told 'em they could chuck it, and they said they was a doin' that And then they all run off and left us there a-standin' where we stood! Well, just around the corner we ran into some Salvationers Who rifled all our pockets, and inquired if we was saved And poor old John McGinty got escorted to the station-house For the song that he was singin', and the way that he behaved. Well, for to free McGinty we all stripped off our undershirts And to the local Pawnshop we marched the bloomin' lot We told them that we only wanted ten-and-six on them There's enough on them already, was the answer that we got! We got ten-and-six on them all for to free McGinty with Bad luck to the beershop we passed along the way! Of course we couldn't pass it without havin' some refreshment And we squandered every penny of the fine we had to pay.... The liquor bein' in us, well, the sense it went all out of us And for a bit of riotin' we quickly did repair We battered one another as we re-arranged the tables Keepin' track of lighter objects that was flyin' thru the air! McPherson hit McCannlesh and McCannlesh hit another man And another man, another man, and any man was right And poor old crippled MacNamara, sittin' doin' nothin' Got a kick that broke his jaw for not indulgin' in the fight We fought around like Turks until the police came and parted us And carted us away with broken noses and black eyes I got thirty days in prison, but to me it was a lesson That I'll go no more to funerals...until the fella dies! |
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07 Jul 12 - 01:43 AM (#3373123) Subject: Lyr Add: THE FUNERAL (from Alistair Russell) From: Joe Offer Click here for a YouTube recording by Alistair Russell, along with these lyrics: THE FUNERAL Last night I got an invitation to a funeral But to me disappointment well the fellow didn't die Of course he told the mourners he was sorry for disappointing them And after the apologies, we let the thing go by. Then after the apologies he took us out and treated us And called a pint of porter for a company of ten But when somebody asked him whose money he was squanderin' That fellow got his eyebrows put in mourning there and then. Now, the owner of the beer shop he saw that we were rioting He said he would evict us, but to go we all refused; And he called a bunch o' loafers who were standing in the corner And for more than twenty minutes we were terribly abused Then out of the beershop, into the streets we staggered Where a bunch of ragamuffins started pelting us with mud And we asked them for to chuck it and they said that they were doin' so Then they battered us severely and they left us where we stood Now the next that we met it was an army of Salvationers They rifled all our pockets till we begged that we'd be saved And Little Mick McGinty got escorted to the station house For asking a policeman if his appetite was shaved. Then to pay McGinty's fine, every man took off his undershirt Off to the pawnshop we drove the bloody lot. And we told them the man we only wanted ten and sixpence on them. "There's enough on them already" was the answer that we got Then we got the ten and sixpence was the price to free McGinty. But the Devil damn the whisky shop we met upon the way. Of course, we couldn't pass it without taking some refreshment, Till we squandered every penny of the fine we had to pay Then the whisky bein' in us, and all the sense bein' out of us, Its for a bit of rioting every one of us did repair. And we battered one another till we weren't worth three ha'pence And ye couldn't see the carpets on the floor for skin and hair. Then we bought a concertina for to keep up the hilarity, But none of us could play it, though we tried our best and worst; And it made an awful noise, if that was any benefit, And we handled it so gently that the bellows it did burst. Then we bought a boiled potato for to mend the concertina, And someone hit Maloney with the carcase of a cat And he buckled up his eyebrows and began to read the riot act, And said "I'll put two headbutts on the bugger who did that." Then I hit McCusker and McCusker hit some other man And every man hit any man to whom he had a spite. And Johnny MacNamara who was sittin' sayin' nothin' Got a kick that broke his jaw for not indulgin' in the fight. Then we fought like Turks till the police the separated us Drove us off to prison, broken noses and black eyes I got forty days in prison and to me it was a lesson: Never more to go to funerals until the people die. |
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07 Jul 12 - 09:13 AM (#3373207) Subject: Lyr Add: IINVITATION TO A FUNERAL (from B Behan) From: Jim Dixon An excerpt from the song is sung in the play Richard's Cork Leg by Brendan Behan (London: Eyre Methuen, 1973), page 15: The other night I got an invitation to a funeral, But much to my discomfort sure the fellow didn't die, Of course he was dissatisfied at having disappointed us, And as soon as he apologised we let the thing go by, The night of the misfortune, he took us down and treated us. He called a quart of porter for a company of ten, When some poor chap enquired to know whose money he was squandering, The poor chap got his two eyes put in mourning there and then. Then Mulrooney struck MacCusker and MacCusker struck some other one, And everyone struck anyone, of whom he had a spite, And Larry Doyle, the cripple, that was sitting doing nothing, Got a kick that broke his jaw for not indulging in the fight. [Please note that the meter of this version is very regular, and better than the other versions posted here, indicating, I suppose, that either this version is closer to the original, or else Behan improved it.] |
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07 Jul 12 - 09:16 AM (#3373209) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Invitation to a Funeral From: Jim Dixon Another version is given in Sing Out!, volume 23 (New York: Sing Out, Inc., 1974), page 36: THE FUNERAL The other night I got an invitation to a funeral But to me disappointment the fellow didn't die He said that he was sorry for having disappointed us And seeing he apologized we let the thing go by To ease our disappointment he took us out and treated us He bought a quart of port for a company of ten When some of us asked him whose money he was squandering The fellow took his wallet out, we didn't ask again. Well ... we got a concertina for to keep up the risquality But none of us could play it though we tried our best and And we made an awful noise on it, and if it's any benefit We played the thing so carefully that all the bellows burst We got a boiled potato for to fix the concertina with When someone hit Maloney with the carcass of a cat He bundled up his whiskers and he read out the riot act And he swore he'd put two heads on the bugger that done that Well ... the owner of the beer shop when he seen us all a-riotin' Give orders to get out, but that we all refused So he whistled in some loafers that were standing 'round the corner And for ten or fifteen minutes we were bodily abused When we left the beershop down the road we started And a bunch of hungry urchins, they pelted us with mud We told 'em for to chuck it, and they said that they were doing that And then they all ran off and they left us where we stood Well . . . the next thing we saw was a bunch of Salvationers They rifled all our pockets and they asked us were we saved And poor little John McGinty got escorted to the station house For asking a big policeman if his appetite was shived All for to free McGinty, we all took off our undershirts And off to the pawnshop marched the bloomin' lot We told him that we only wanted ten and six on them "There's enough already on them," was the answer that we got Oh we got the ten and six all for to free McGinty with Bad luck to the beer shop we met along the way Of course we could not pass it without having some refresherment And we squandered every penny of the fine we had to pay The drink being in us, sure the sense it was all out of us And for a bit of rioting we quickly did repair We battered one another till we weren't worth three ha'pence You could have carpeted the floor with all the akin and hair MacGency hit McGinty and McGinty hit [...] And any man hit any man against whom he had a spite And poor old crippled MacNamara .who was sitting saying nothing Got a kick that broke his jawbone for not indulging in the fight We fought away like Turks 'til the police separated us They took us off to jail with broken noses and black eyes I got sixty days in prison, and to me it was a lesson I'll go no more to funerals until the fellow dies |
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07 Jul 12 - 04:27 PM (#3373350) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Invitation to a Funeral From: michaelr Ten years later, and I still don't have a clue who wrote the song! Someone out there must know. |
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29 Sep 15 - 12:56 PM (#3740690) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Invitation to a Funeral From: GUEST Ahhh... truely the best singing of this song is by Jim Perkins of Finvarras Wren. Not to be missed. |
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30 Sep 15 - 05:52 AM (#3740848) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Invitation to a Funeral From: GUEST,kenny Haven't heard that version guest, but I'm surprised no-one here has mentioned the version by Jimmy Crowley of Cork, who recorded it I would think in the late 1970s, and was the first person I heard singing it. I'm fairly certain that he was the source of the song for Alistair Russell, and also Martin Carthy, whom I remember hearing sing it at Aberdeen Folk Club, maybe about 20 years ago. |
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09 Mar 16 - 05:22 PM (#3777723) Subject: Invitation to a Funeral From: keberoxu This is one of the reasons I became a Mudcat member. When I heard Martin Carthy sing this song in Cambridge, Massachusetts, it was so long ago that there was no Internet; I was a graduate student then. And since Carthy cannily did not introduce the song, but just launched right into it a cappella and then went right on to the next one, apart from the hilarity of hearing it I was bursting to know what the heck I had just heard. And there was nobody I could ask. Well, actually, I went backstage to ask, but I took too long getting back there. By the time I got through the door, Carthy was sitting for an interview with somebody, and no longer talking to members of the public; and there were people standing between me and Carthy looking daggers at anybody who might dare to interrupt. Even though I spoke up at one point, I was disregarded, and I went home none the wiser. But I suppose I would have disregarded the song itself if my curiosity had not been piqued? To have a place where I can come and find threads and posts about the very song that drove me nuts way back then, is indescribably satisfying. |
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10 Mar 16 - 07:52 AM (#3777827) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Invitation to a Funeral From: GUEST,Myrtle's cook In terms of the origins of this wonderful song... Jimmy Crowley recorded it on his [excellent] 'Some things never change' LP, his notes on the back of the LP sleeve say that he learned this at a singing festival in Beleek, Co. Fermanagh from Finbarr Boyle |
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10 Mar 16 - 08:23 AM (#3777833) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Invitation to a Funeral From: GUEST,JeffB Another thread says it was also a track on Crowley's 1977 LP The Boys of Fairhill. |
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10 Mar 16 - 01:26 PM (#3777877) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Invitation to a Funeral From: GUEST Sorry, above post is incorrect. I should have first checked his discography, which shows that the song was not on The Boys of Fairhill. |
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19 Apr 21 - 04:27 PM (#4102731) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Invitation to a Funeral From: wendyg Robin Morton was singing this with the Boys of the Lough in the 1970s. wg |
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04 May 21 - 03:46 PM (#4104739) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Invitation to a Funeral From: wendyg ...and the missing bit is "hit some other man". wg |