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20 Jan 03 - 04:46 PM (#870827) Subject: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Genie Someone emailed me a bunch of these (modelled after "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.) recently, and some were quite good, others so-so. Here are a couple of mine: Old guitarist never die: They just don't pluck as often, as fast, or as hard. Old Sergeants never die: They just lose command of their Privates. ---- OK. Your turn. Genie |
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20 Jan 03 - 04:49 PM (#870830) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: John MacKenzie Old Mudcatters never die. They just turn into a Catspaw. |
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20 Jan 03 - 04:52 PM (#870834) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: jimlad Old Golfers nver die they just lose their balls |
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20 Jan 03 - 05:04 PM (#870844) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Clinton Hammond Old jokes never die They just get posted to Mudcat... ,-) |
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20 Jan 03 - 05:09 PM (#870848) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Micca Old Physicists never die, just just emit a particle and decay!! Old Chemists never die, they just reach equlibrium and cease to react! Old Biologists bever die, they just smell like that! |
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20 Jan 03 - 05:13 PM (#870854) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Little Hawk Old dogs never die, they just smell that way! |
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20 Jan 03 - 05:19 PM (#870858) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Little Hawk Come to think of it, the original saying fits the common fart better than it does the old soldier.... |
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20 Jan 03 - 07:51 PM (#870970) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Ebbie Old hairdressers never fade, they just dye away. :) |
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21 Jan 03 - 03:18 AM (#871187) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Genie Old accordionists never die; folks just wish they would. |
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21 Jan 03 - 03:25 AM (#871190) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Thomas the Rhymer Old truckers never die, they just get a new peterbilt... |
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21 Jan 03 - 04:23 AM (#871204) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Dave Bryant Old fishermen never die - they always smell that way. I often introduce "Fiddler's Green" with that. |
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21 Jan 03 - 08:13 AM (#871343) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: GUEST,Sooz(at work) Old accountants never die - they just lose their balance Old singers never die - but they may begin to hum Old teachers never die - they just lose their class |
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21 Jan 03 - 01:44 PM (#871575) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Sooz Come on, lets have some more. I've just dashed home all eager and there hasn't been a post since mine at lunchtime! |
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21 Jan 03 - 01:53 PM (#871583) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Cluin Old condoms never die. They just get pissed off. |
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21 Jan 03 - 02:02 PM (#871589) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Genie I like that one, Cluin! (It's got a certain fluidity to it.) Genie |
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21 Jan 03 - 08:14 PM (#871872) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: CraigS Old Freemasons never die- You have to join to find out why! |
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21 Jan 03 - 08:17 PM (#871873) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: GUEST,Frank Hamilton Old musicians never die, they just play away. Frank |
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21 Jan 03 - 08:17 PM (#871874) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Neighmond Old watchmakers never die-they just lose their balance now and again Old Clockmakers never die, they just get run down Old bootleggers never die, they just keep still. Old bootleggers never die, and they can show you the proof. |
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21 Jan 03 - 09:12 PM (#871911) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: crankyyankee1 old poker players never die, they just pass away. |
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21 Jan 03 - 10:13 PM (#871946) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: GUEST,Calico Old moles never die, they just push up daisies. |
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22 Jan 03 - 10:00 AM (#872185) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Mr Red OLd roadsigns never die - they just Give Way - one for the UK catters or if you were in NZ in the 80's "Old roadsigns never die - they just Give Way" (they painted the road markings that way on the principle you read the nearest word first!!!) One for Badger and Tig and Firecat. Old Badgers never die - they just get worn. as I am at the library - Old librarians never die they just get left on the shelf. Old undertakers never die - they just lie down on the job. Old London cabbies never die - well not south of the river mate! Old Father Time never dies Old Horologists (we have had enough watchmakers) never die they just get ticked-off (and go to "all of the above"). |
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22 Jan 03 - 10:18 AM (#872208) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: JennyO Old doctors never die - they just lose their patients. |
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23 Jan 03 - 10:23 AM (#872822) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: The Walrus "Old soldiers never die - the young ones do instead" (Anonimous British soldier - Great War) Walrus |
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23 Jan 03 - 12:00 PM (#872933) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Phillip Old soul brothers never die, they just keep on keepin' on. |
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23 Jan 03 - 01:39 PM (#873032) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Cluin Old bass solos never die; they just get lost in the shuffle. |
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23 Jan 03 - 08:02 PM (#873384) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Genie Old whistlers never die; they just blow away! |
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23 Jan 03 - 08:32 PM (#873406) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Mr Red Auld Lang Sign never dies it just keeps a cup if kindness (or four)....... |
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23 Jan 03 - 09:08 PM (#873449) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: GUEST,Walking Eagle Old actors never die, they just fade to black. |
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24 Jan 03 - 08:23 PM (#874289) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Mr Red Old solderers never die they just melt and flux off. Old Mudcat threads never die they just |
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25 Jan 03 - 01:39 AM (#874442) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: rock chick Old banjo players never die, everybody else just wish they would ,^) Old funeral parlours never die they just get stiff Old farts never die they just go with the wind Old musician never die they just play along |
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25 Jan 03 - 03:07 AM (#874446) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Genie Old hound dogs never die, they just lose their scents. |
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25 Jan 03 - 10:21 AM (#874599) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Nigel Parsons Old musicians never die, They just de-compose |
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26 Jan 03 - 12:53 AM (#875008) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Coyote Breath Old Icebergs never die, they just melt away Old Bikers never die, they just smell that way CB |
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26 Jan 03 - 04:57 PM (#875375) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Genie Old sunbathers never die, they just fade. |
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26 Jan 03 - 05:00 PM (#875378) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: Genie Old gym shoes never die. But they can sure as hell KILL! |
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26 Jan 03 - 05:02 PM (#875380) Subject: RE: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______ From: GUEST,Vintage Martin Old gymnasts never die, they just split. |