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BS: Bad jokes/taste

20 Jan 03 - 05:49 PM (#870884)
Subject: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: GUEST

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Could't resist this, don't get me wrong i just loved the B Gees

Did you here Maurice is still going to tour but he won't be singing due to his coffin!!!

I know it's pretty sad :o(

Sorry but you know they always start


20 Jan 03 - 06:44 PM (#870933)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: Rustic Rebel

I'm grinning like I was just poked by a proctologist on that one!


20 Jan 03 - 08:03 PM (#870980)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: The Walrus

A re-usable version:

"I've just heard that [insert name of recently deceaced singer here] is making a comeback tour.
(S)He doesn't sing much, but (s)he doesn't half hum"

Walrus


20 Jan 03 - 08:09 PM (#870985)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: GUEST,paddymac

Well, you were right about the bad joke and bad taste part.


20 Jan 03 - 09:11 PM (#871029)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: DonMeixner

Bad taste is timeless.


20 Jan 03 - 09:18 PM (#871035)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: catspaw49

It's true Don....I'm a man for the ages.

Spaw


20 Jan 03 - 11:04 PM (#871085)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: leprechaun

We were watching West Side Story the other day so I taught my kids that old joke:

What kind of wood doesn't float?


20 Jan 03 - 11:23 PM (#871099)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: DonMeixner

Actually she didn't shower when she got to the boat because she wanted to wash up on shore.


21 Jan 03 - 07:49 AM (#871329)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: Rapparee

Shortly after John Lennon was killed:

"What would it take to get the Beatles back together again?"
"Three bullets."


21 Jan 03 - 08:31 AM (#871349)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: GUEST

The B Gees are just about to release a new single ' How deep is by Bruv'


21 Jan 03 - 08:37 AM (#871353)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: Dave the Gnome

And I suppose 'Staying Alive' is out of the question...

DtG


21 Jan 03 - 08:52 AM (#871369)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: the lemonade lady

Well?.... Am I being slow....What kind of wood doesn't float? Please tell me, cos I don't know?

Sal


21 Jan 03 - 09:32 AM (#871396)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: JennyO

Natalie


21 Jan 03 - 10:31 AM (#871426)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: Gareth

Or the last Mark Bolan hit " wrap a purple mini round that old oak tree"

Gareth


21 Jan 03 - 12:09 PM (#871496)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: GUEST,Dave

Special rate to a B Gees concert...a third off!

Dave.