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25 Jan 03 - 06:00 AM (#874483) Subject: BS: Kids at prayer From: jimlad Our friend is a teacher at an RC Primary School teaching 4-7yr olds, She overheard the following snatches of prayer "In the name of the father put your hand on your tum" "...pray for us cinema's now.." "...and was left for Satan.." On a different note her way of threatening miscreants was to hiss through clenched teeth, "Do you like Hospital food?. |
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25 Jan 03 - 04:17 PM (#874809) Subject: RE: BS: Kids at prayer From: *daylia* Here's some gems I found at a site called "Revelations UK" - (which does not appear to be compatible with the blue-clicky!) From both Jewish and Christian kids studying the Bible: "The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals." "When Mary discovered she was the Mother of Jesus she sang the Magna Carta." "Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines." "According to the Bible, A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony." "Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark." "Moses died before he reached the UK." And some pint-sized prayers ... "Dear GOD - Thank You for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce Dear GOD - Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? - Jane Dear GOD - it rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You people aren't supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. - Your friend (I'm not going to tell You who I am)! Dear GOD - maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother! - Larry Dear GOD - did you mean to make the giraffes look like that, or was that just a mistake? - Kevin" |
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26 Jan 03 - 10:26 AM (#875165) Subject: RE: BS: Kids at prayer From: alanabit Dear God, please send some clothes for those poor bare ladies in Daddy's magazines. |
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26 Jan 03 - 10:40 AM (#875175) Subject: RE: BS: Kids at prayer From: *daylia* And Dear God, please help Mommy stay good when she finds those magazines! |