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BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!

28 Jan 03 - 06:32 AM (#876426)
Subject: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Micca

Morticia, most Noble and Wonderful Niece (fill in other suitable expletives etc. here)

Happy Birthday


in expression of Grateful thanks for You just Being There, as You always are and always have been In spite of the general turmoil of life, a steady and supportive friend and Generally FUN Person ( and a damned good Singer!!). You are VERY much appreciated and loved from here. Your LFU!


28 Jan 03 - 06:45 AM (#876438)
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From: Tinker

Happy, Happy Morti.... 'Twas great to meet you at Getaway . And I'm am still too asleep to do justice to these wishes. Perhaps you'll share a birthday with a Mudkitten???

Kathy


28 Jan 03 - 06:49 AM (#876440)
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From: stevetheORC

Most happy greetings of the day Oh Nice, Niece of his Miccaship.

Have a great day.

Orc


28 Jan 03 - 06:55 AM (#876444)
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From: KingBrilliant

Happy Birthday Morticia
Love from Kris, Mark & Hammerite


28 Jan 03 - 06:59 AM (#876449)
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From: Steve Parkes

Many happy wosnames!!


28 Jan 03 - 07:06 AM (#876457)
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From: Nemesis

Happy birthday Morty! Now what was it you wanted ...not two front teeth ... but your fingertop back?

Hope you got it sorted
xx
Hille


28 Jan 03 - 07:22 AM (#876462)
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From: Dave Bryant

Happy birthday Morty.


28 Jan 03 - 07:23 AM (#876463)
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From: gnu

Have a great day.


28 Jan 03 - 07:45 AM (#876470)
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From: Catherine Jayne

Happy Birthday Terri

We will have to go for that night out sometime soon as I have just got a job!!!!! Anyhow I will buy you a pint of the most wonderful Irish Guinness in Ireland at the end of February!!!

Have a good day.

Love

Khatt
xxx


28 Jan 03 - 08:11 AM (#876488)
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From: JudeL

Here's hoping you enjoy your day Morty and congrats cat on getting a job. xxxxx Jude


28 Jan 03 - 08:16 AM (#876496)
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From: Allan C.

According to my information this message may be a day early. However, Morticia deserves enough good wishes that an extra day's worth seems fitting.


28 Jan 03 - 08:27 AM (#876501)
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From: Dave the Gnome

Hoppy Burpday!

Fancy a night out in an Ingleton caravan;-)

All the best

Dave


28 Jan 03 - 08:33 AM (#876504)
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From: alanww

And two big Xs from me - one for each cheek!
Alan


28 Jan 03 - 08:47 AM (#876511)
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From: Amos

Terri,

I thought you did this lastyear. Am I misremembering?

Have yourself a WUNNERFUL day as a due reward for being a wonderful lass and putting up with ole fuzzface for ANOTHER year without fleeing to the south Pacific!!

:>)

A


28 Jan 03 - 09:33 AM (#876538)
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From: kendall

Live long and prosper my dear friend.


28 Jan 03 - 10:02 AM (#876555)
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From: Micca

Yeah, Alan, It IS a Day early,For bday 29th!! I just thought I would give folks a chance to post on time this year!!


28 Jan 03 - 10:06 AM (#876565)
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From: MMario

Happy Happy!


28 Jan 03 - 10:56 AM (#876599)
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From: Noreen

Happy Birthday,Terri!



See you soon, I hope. xx


28 Jan 03 - 11:01 AM (#876602)
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From: CarolC

Well, a very Happy Birthday to you!

It was great meeting you at the Getaway. Hope you have a wonderful day.


28 Jan 03 - 11:20 AM (#876617)
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From: alanabit

Happy birthday from Cologne!


28 Jan 03 - 12:41 PM (#876694)
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From: Bill D

we at the Getaway guarantee that attending will add years to your life!
...see, here's the first one already! Come back and see us get your booster shot for many more.*grin*

Many Happy returns.......


28 Jan 03 - 12:55 PM (#876708)
Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: katlaughing

Dear Morteedarlin',

Only a Birthday greeting
From out of the wide, wide West,
To wish you in Western fashion
A Natal Day that's one of the best.
May it have the breadth of the plains,
May happiness be mountain high,
May trouble and strife be as far from your life
As the distant coyote's cry.
May your Year to Come be a great divide
Of Joy that will have no crest;
To sum it up in a word or two,
Happy Birthday from way out West!*

luvyoubuncheskat

*paraphrased from an early 1900's Christmas card:-)


28 Jan 03 - 01:05 PM (#876719)
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From: Cllr

Happy birthday Morty XX see you at the reunion!Cllr


28 Jan 03 - 01:40 PM (#876759)
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From: Leadfingers

And seasonal thingywhatsits from darkest Hayes too. All the best and see you at Portaferry.


28 Jan 03 - 01:48 PM (#876766)
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From: GUEST,jaze

Happy birthday! Hope the finger is better?


28 Jan 03 - 02:51 PM (#876824)
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From: Morticia

aw, shucks,( imagine some toe scuffing here) thanks folks....


28 Jan 03 - 02:52 PM (#876825)
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From: Firecat

Happy Bifkick!!!


28 Jan 03 - 03:29 PM (#876859)
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From: Tweed

Deer Morticia,
Happy Birfday to you from deep down in Florida. Watch thet Khandu ef he gets hold of this thread az he will tell everbody yore ten years older then what you are reely.   Hab a good day!

Yerz,
Tweed


28 Jan 03 - 03:36 PM (#876870)
Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Morticia

thank you Tweed, at my advanced years, I can't afford to have that happen!!


28 Jan 03 - 03:40 PM (#876877)
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From: catspaw49

Well I was waiting on the Mudkitten but I figure the kid will be born on the wrong day, so I'll go ahead and post now.......

Mort, First I want you to have a really great day tomorrow and that the rest of the year just gets better........It's about time for that to happen for you so now's the time it starts! It's official since I said so! You deserve the best and far better than the latest.....May it all be yours.

Second, I want to hold you down, strip ya' nekkid, and just lick you all over til your skin gets all pruney-like.....

Third........Hell, who needs a third?

Happy Birthday

Uncle Spaw ---- DOM


28 Jan 03 - 04:14 PM (#876908)
Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Amos

Spaw:

Sounds like a bad case of DOM, all right. You keep talking like that your tongue will fall off, and then you won't have ANY tools left! :>)

A


28 Jan 03 - 04:17 PM (#876915)
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From: kendall

LOL AMos!

Most of you only had a weekend with our Terri, I had two weeks!! hehehe


28 Jan 03 - 05:30 PM (#876969)
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From: Geoff the Duck

Quacky Birthday Morty !!!


28 Jan 03 - 05:35 PM (#876972)
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From: SINSULL

Oh my...I guess it is up to me to bring this back up to a G-rated level. Then again, it's Morty we're honoring. I spent a few hours in a car with her and she made me blush.

Happy Birthday, Terri. And I emphasize the HAPPY. You deserve only the best. Come back and visit us and we in the lower 48 will toast your birthday. Come back next year and I will personally pay for Spaw and his Mrs. to meet you. We can have Tinker film the licking - both yours and his.
Mary


28 Jan 03 - 06:00 PM (#876989)
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From: alison

Happ Birthday Morty,

have a great day


love and hugs


alison


28 Jan 03 - 06:26 PM (#877009)
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From: Tig

Hippo birdie two ewes,

Love'n'hugs,
Tig and The Badger


28 Jan 03 - 07:18 PM (#877060)
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From: vectis

Happy 21st Morty.


28 Jan 03 - 07:26 PM (#877072)
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From: Tinker

Oh Morti, do come back... I'll pitch in to the transportation fund and film too...Fly to Newark and I'll drive ya to Mary's... Think we could come up with two hours of appropriate music... never mind what am I asking... Have a great one...


28 Jan 03 - 08:37 PM (#877140)
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From: Benjamin

Happy Birthday!!


28 Jan 03 - 08:42 PM (#877144)
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From: MMario

ok Morti! How did you manage the b'day present of getting the mudbaby born on your b'day?


28 Jan 03 - 08:44 PM (#877145)
Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: SINSULL

Mary's???? I doubt if our beloved Captain would be willing to part with his favorite house guest. But if it will encourage you to return, I will fight him for you.


28 Jan 03 - 08:45 PM (#877148)
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From: Mudlark

Happy, happy birthday, to you!


29 Jan 03 - 02:06 PM (#877774)
Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: catspaw49

Good thing cousin Micca started this early since the birth of Lily Ani has overshadowed so much else. But Morti should get a prize as the 'Catter with the closest birthday. Anyway, it was worth a refresh for anyone who might have missed saying HBD to her.

I doubt Joe Offer shows up but others might......and Joe, if you do.....I don't want to lick you all over so relax.......

Spaw


29 Jan 03 - 03:06 PM (#877830)
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From: Morticia

'Spaw, that's the best offer I've had all year....and believe me,folks, Sins hasn't blushed since she was five!!!


29 Jan 03 - 03:44 PM (#877855)
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From: Herga Kitty

Happy birthday Morty!

See you at the MBS reunion (thanks Cllr for mentioning this...)

Kitty

PS I saw Micca at the demo on Monday, but my cries of "hello Micca" went unheard - must have been all those musicians and singers not playing or singing....


29 Jan 03 - 04:20 PM (#877883)
Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Fortunato

Best wishes on the anniversary of your nativity, Morticia/Terri, I hope you have(had) a wonderful birthday. Having seen you recently at the Getaway it's a bit too easy to picture 'spaw's threat to "...hold you down, strip ya' nekkid, and just lick you all over til your skin gets all pruney-like". I'm afraid it's going to take a looooong time to get over that mental image. And the doctor said I was getting much better, too.

It's the problem, you know? Pansy!?! Pansy?!! It's the problem again!!

I've got a hug waiting for you when you dry off. love Chance


30 Jan 03 - 08:20 AM (#878360)
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From: Lemming

Hi Morty. Sorry, I'm late with it again - Hope you had a great day.
Lots of love and really BIG hugs from all down here in wet and windy Weymouth.


30 Jan 03 - 02:36 PM (#878531)
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From: John MacKenzie

Sorry only just saw this. A belated but sincere Happy Birthday Morty.
Giok


30 Jan 03 - 04:19 PM (#878596)
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From: Eric the Viking

And me too, for which I apologisw, but I hope it was wonderful for you.
Looking forward to seeing you and Steve in Ireland.

Cheer

Eric


30 Jan 03 - 04:29 PM (#878599)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Herga Kitty - don't worry, he's as deaf as a post unless someone says 'want another drink?'....

LTS


31 Jan 03 - 12:20 AM (#878860)
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From: karen k

Teri,
Hope you had a great birthday. Enjoyed having you at the Getaway and hope you come back again.


31 Jan 03 - 11:50 PM (#879764)
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From: Peter Kasin

Morticia, all the best! Hope it was a great birthday. What flavor body lotion did you use for spaw?

Chanteyranger


01 Feb 03 - 05:12 AM (#879843)
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From: CET

I haven't visited the Mudcat for a few days, so missed this thread. Belated Happy Birthday from Charmion and me.

CET


01 Feb 03 - 08:50 AM (#879916)
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From: Morticia

Hi Edward, how are you both?? BTW, I used Eau de Groundhog ,that's why Spaw wanted to lick me all over in the first place :)


01 Feb 03 - 02:24 PM (#880149)
Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Fortunato

Ah, eau du toilet, I should have known. But Morty, not just anybody can wear eau du whistlepig. And besides, if I covered Micca with said perfume, would Spaw want to like him? Oh gawd, there's another vision I didn't need.


01 Feb 03 - 02:29 PM (#880155)
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From: Catherine Jayne

Fortunato......BAD IMAGE!!!!.....


01 Feb 03 - 02:29 PM (#880156)
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From: lady penelope

Hippo birdy two ewes
Hippo birdy two ewes
Hippo birdy dear Morty
Hippo birdy two ewes!

Much love luck and happiness for the next year

TTFN Penny


01 Feb 03 - 08:13 PM (#880378)
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From: Micca

Chance, I believe that Spaws fave personal fragrance is Eau de Colon!!!! and you are a sick puppy!!