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10 Feb 03 - 02:03 PM (#886926) Subject: Lyr Req: Anthrax and SAMS Seuss parody From: Mrrzy OK, I know this is a hotbed of NPR listeners - who heard, and transcribed, the great parody of Green Eggs and Ham I heard there over the weekend? I have looked on the NPR website to no avail, and Google will bring up people talking about it but not let me into the chats... All I heard was something like: I do not have anthrax and SAMS. I do not have them, Uncle Sam. ...And so on. VERY good. Help? And can anyone put it to music, or has GE&H already been tuned? (I figure if they can write a tune for AA Milne poems they ought to be able to write one for Dr. Seuss.) |
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10 Feb 03 - 02:10 PM (#886934) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Anthrax and SAMS Seuss parody From: open mike yes i heard this too..no transcription (yet) though. |
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10 Feb 03 - 02:16 PM (#886942) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Anthrax and SAMS Seuss parody From: open mike yes here it is! green eggs and ham IRAQ style and here is the home page of the author or satirist... jay klusky home page |
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10 Feb 03 - 02:39 PM (#886959) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Anthrax and SAMS Seuss parody From: MMario beat me to it! I found it here |
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10 Feb 03 - 03:02 PM (#886978) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Anthrax and SAMS Seuss parody From: Charley Noble Mrrzy- Here's what I could decode and extrapolate of the lyrics: ANTHRAX OR SAM (By Dr. Jay Klusky © as recited on NPR) "You do have Anthrax or SAM!" "I do not have them," said Saddam. "I do not have Anthrax or SAM; I would not have them here or there; I would not have them anywhere; I do not have Anthrax or SAM, I do not have them," said Saddam. "Have you hid them in your halls? Have you hid them in some mall?" "I do not have them in my halls; I do not have them in some mall; I do not have them here or there; I do not have them anywhere." "Have you kept them in your mosque? Have you kept them 'neath some rock? "Not in some mosque, not 'neath some rock, Not in my halls, not in some mall, I would not keep them here or there; I would not keep them anywhere; I do not have Anthrax or SAM, I do not have them," said Saddam. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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10 Feb 03 - 03:13 PM (#886985) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Anthrax and SAMS Seuss parody From: Charley Noble MarioM- Much more complete! Charley Noble |
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12 Feb 03 - 10:24 AM (#888539) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Anthrax and SAMS Seuss parody From: Mrrzy Good job, though, Charley! Thanks, all! Now - for the music? |