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punch the horse at durty nellies -friday

11 Feb 03 - 01:30 AM (#887389)
Subject: punch the horse at durty nellies -friday
From: GUEST,ossonflags

YES!!! YES!!!! YES!!!!! folks,it's that time of the month again.

mick, andy and the two whiffy bottems are at large again this friday in our beloved durty nellies -usual start 9pm.


11 Feb 03 - 04:21 AM (#887429)
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies -friday
From: The DeanMeister

Who you calling a whiffy bottem, Mr McGarry???? The words Kettle, Pot and Black spring to mind....

Still, glad you posted this cos I thought it was on Saturday...! See ya there me auld mucker.


11 Feb 03 - 05:51 AM (#887472)
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies -friday
From: smallpiper

Well that's nice - I think that may be its time I ventured into the owld town of a friday night again so may see you there.

Deanie what happened to your promis to make it ower the water to the slop at Barton?


11 Feb 03 - 09:15 AM (#887607)
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies -friday
From: The DeanMeister

aaaaah. I have a very poor memory. Particularly after 6pm and 3 pints at nellies. Would come tonight, but gotta babysit the little Deanies while Mrs Meister attends a Fondle Party!! Pooh. Its in my diary for next Tuesday, Mr Piper. Hope to see ya Friday.


13 Feb 03 - 01:45 AM (#889233)
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies -friday
From: GUEST,ossonflags

axeman.mereley passing a little well deserved critism on yours and the rascal oakleys aeronautical gyrations last saturday night, when you and aforesaid rascal was passing more than a little excess wind -god my eyes were burning at one stage-point taken about the sucepan kettle scenario but it is only on rare occasions and certainly not in public when I pass a little excess well perfumed gas -any way Mrs. Ossonflags does not tolerate that kind of behaviour.


13 Feb 03 - 11:48 AM (#889549)
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies -friday
From: The DeanMeister

Can I come?


13 Feb 03 - 12:24 PM (#889574)
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies -friday
From: Noreen

You chaps make being in your presence sound a mighty unpleasant affair... perhaps you're trying to scare off the teeming hordes of classy ladies who pound on the doors of the hot nitespots af Hull and Beverley, begging for an audience?

Come back, Oaklet- you're the only one who speaks the truth round here.


13 Feb 03 - 04:09 PM (#889749)
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies -friday
From: Les from Hull

Oaklet? Truth? [syntax error]


13 Feb 03 - 04:16 PM (#889753)
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies -friday
From: Oaklet

I have just been voted sexiest man in the western hemisphere by readers of Classic Airship Restorer Magazine.


14 Feb 03 - 01:34 AM (#890086)
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies -friday
From: GUEST,ossonflags

truthful? sexy?????????


14 Feb 03 - 05:21 AM (#890140)
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies -friday
From: The DeanMeister

Where does he get it from, that boy....???????

I have heard about his expertise in the field of dirigable aeronautical transport systems, and it is not to be underestimated.


14 Feb 03 - 07:52 AM (#890210)
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies -friday
From: Noreen

Oaklet, darling!

We CARM readers know of what we speak. Your award will be presented at a mutually convenient function.

We hope the mounted dirigible doesn't appear too suggestive for your tender sensibilities...


14 Feb 03 - 07:54 PM (#890686)
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies -friday
From: smallpiper

Sorry didn't make it went and fiddled with Nik Nak instead! :-)