05 Mar 03 - 11:09 AM (#903993) Subject: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: MMario http://kzoo.edu/~wfitzg/bulbsong.html |
05 Mar 03 - 11:31 AM (#904013) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: Bagpuss Hehehehe! Another one that should really be in the music section I think... |
05 Mar 03 - 01:25 PM (#904098) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie That is just about the funniest thing I have seen in EONS!!!!!!! |
05 Mar 03 - 01:49 PM (#904116) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: GUEST,Jon I thought it looked familiar... Most if not all comes from a 1999 thread in rec.music.folk. try this Jon |
05 Mar 03 - 01:58 PM (#904120) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: katlaughing LOL, well done Jeri and JohnP! As well as the others. Thanks for the link, MMario and Jon. |
05 Mar 03 - 02:10 PM (#904128) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: Leadfingers It takes twenty four folksingers to change a light bulb.One to actually change it,three to sing in harmony about what a wonderful light it was , and the other twenty to stand around saying how much better a light bulb it would have been if it hadnt been electric. |
05 Mar 03 - 04:14 PM (#904197) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: catspaw49 always nice to see Jeri's lyrics huh? LOL....thanks Mario Spaw |
05 Mar 03 - 04:39 PM (#904212) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: PageOfCups I've been a bulb-changer for many a year, With GE's and Sylvania's I've ranged far and near. But with compact florescents bein' sold at each store, Soon there'll be no bulb-changers, no never, no more! And it's no, nay, never No, nay, never, no more Will there be lightbulb-changers No, never, no more! |
05 Mar 03 - 08:03 PM (#904360) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: vectis How many folksingers does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change it. The rest sing about how much better it was in the old days. |
05 Mar 03 - 09:38 PM (#904424) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: Mrrzy LOL actually literally - and not the way people have taken to using literally to mean emphatically, either! Especially the extra gypsies who are needed to run away with the lady-O! |
06 Mar 03 - 12:44 AM (#904528) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: Mudlark Ah, I needed a laugh this evening...thanks for posting. |
06 Mar 03 - 03:34 AM (#904574) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: Hrothgar Har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har ......... |
06 Mar 03 - 09:28 AM (#904723) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: Dead Horse Here's a bulb, my dearest Nancy 60 watts would be my guess If you climb up this step ladder I'll not look up your dress And the main thing on my mind dear girl Is the safety of you still If you stick your finger in the end You just might get a greater thrill |
06 Mar 03 - 11:32 AM (#904820) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: Dave Bryant I've mailed my two entries in to the site: I went down to Sammy's Bar, Oh the lightbulb needs changing. But I had to reach too far, And I broke the wires-o. And Hand me the lightbulb, hand me the lightbulb, I don't want to reach down all the way-a-a-ay. Hand me the lightbulb, hand me the lightbulb, Don't take the whole ****ing day. |
06 Mar 03 - 12:42 PM (#904882) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: Bullfrog Jones As I was going over to change a bulb this morning I met with my mate Barry and he gave me this stern warning First you take your lightbulb, then you take your socket Push the bulb right in to it and give a twist to lock it But be sure, oh be sure that you don't Fall of the ladder-o, fall off the ladder-o When changing that lightbulb BJ |
06 Mar 03 - 01:00 PM (#904906) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: Gareth "Cosher Bailey had a lightbulb, It was always wanting changing, Forty Watts was it's power, It would last about an hour." "Have you ever saw, (X3) Such a funny thing before." "Cosher Bailey sister Tant, She has an old Miners Lamp, For to light its wicker, You must fiddle with the pricker" " Have you ever saw etc. Gareth |
06 Mar 03 - 04:03 PM (#905055) Subject: RE: BS: chortle - How many folkies... From: Mudlark I am a lightbulb, a jolly jolly lightbulb To be screwed into a socket is my delight Oh it's left-y loose-y and right-y tight-y Do it proper and I'll stay lit all night. Lightbulb, lightbulb, Nancy lightbulb Light up that lightbulb Nancy-o. ...funny how if you type lightbulb enough times it begins to look like a totally unintelligible bunch of letters. |