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05 Apr 03 - 02:57 PM (#926786) Subject: Lyr Req: Man who came home broke from Cromer Bing From: GUEST,alan.horton@virgin.net Des anyone have the lyrics to T"he Bloke Who Came Home Broke From Cromer Bingo" on the Kipper Family album Fresh Yesterday? |
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07 Apr 03 - 12:25 PM (#927917) Subject: Lyr Add: THE BLOKE WHO COME HOME BROKE FROM ... From: Micca THE BLOKE WHO COME HOME BROKE FROM CROMER BINGO Chris Sugden/ Dick Nudds I've just come back through Mundsley from that Frozen eastern shore I to Cromer bingo went just to see what on their went Dame Fortune frowned upon me as she'd often done before Now the Proms the only place I can frequent Cos' I've even lost the shirt that I was lent As I walk along the Promenade with a chilly derriere All the girls declare "My, He's in disrepair" And they close their eyes and wish I'd die They seem to think my end is nigh I'm the bloke who come home broke from Cromer Bingo I was taken to the cleaners at that Cromer Bingo Hall I thought I'd lose some dirt But I only lost me shirt And then I lost me trousers and me underwear and all now the world can see how small my assets are and the sailors often hail me from afar As I walk along the Promenade with a chilly derriere All the girls declare "My, He's in disrepair" And they close their eyes and wish I'd die They seem to think my end is nigh I'm the bloke who come home broke from Cromer Bingo Now my life is wrecked and ruined I'm no better than a louse Since I went into that grotto Where they play that wicked Lotto I've got no where to live in Cos' I didn't get a house I'm a mess ,my mother wouldn't understand Cos' she thinks I'm still in digs at Overstrand As I walk along the Promenade with a chilly derriere All the girls declare "My, He's in disrepair" And they close their eyes and wish I'd die They seem to think my end is nigh I'm the bloke who come home broke from Cromer Bingo |
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07 Apr 03 - 12:35 PM (#927928) Subject: Lyr Add: Bloke who came home broke from Cromer From: Sorcha For Micca's post of 07 Apr 03 - 12:25 PM this thread. |