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BS: No Choco Shirt..........

20 Apr 03 - 11:26 PM (#936905)
Subject: BS: No Choco Shirt..........
From: Sorcha

No shirt for you Tinker, unless you check in with me before 2 AM tomorrow, Mudcat time. I have tried PMs, phone, no e mail to try. Sorry. I haven't rec'd either your money or assurance that it is in the mail.


21 Apr 03 - 01:30 AM (#936954)
Subject: RE: BS: No Choco Shirt..........
From: Stilly River Sage

But the rest of us are in good standing, right? When is the ETA for these confections of yours?

SRS


10 May 03 - 01:36 AM (#949738)
Subject: RE: BS: No Choco Shirt..........
From: GUEST

Where is the shirt?


10 May 03 - 04:20 AM (#949773)
Subject: RE: BS: No Choco Shirt..........
From: Liz the Squeak

Give the poor dear a chance, she's been having pooter probs in case you hadn't noticed.... and there's about 20 to do, give her a break!

I'm happy knowing that I will have paid for mine this time fortnight, and it's wending its merry way across the seas.

Patience is a virtue and good things come to those who wait. Being polite gets you a lot further than being rude - I know, because if anyone calling my place of work is rude to me, they get put on hold and I shunt them round 3 other departments, THEN tell them we can't help and to ring another office, just to teach them a lesson! In the past I've even told a caller that I had no obligation to help him if he was going to call me names and put the phone down on him. When he called my manager to complain, she put the phone down on him too because he was equally rude to her!

So chill out, lay back and eat some chocolate - after all, that's what this is about isn't it!

LTS


10 May 03 - 08:47 AM (#949858)
Subject: RE: BS: No Choco Shirt..........
From: wysiwyg

Discount version for those who cannot wait: Purchase one cheap men's white tee. Purchase "some" chocolate. Put on the shirt. Have a chocolate orgy. Wallow in the drips, drools, and lip-wipes, making sure it ALL gets on the shirt. Drip-dry and press with an iron (over wax paper) to set the chocolate.

OK, it's not quite a FASHION statement, but you can curl in it and dream of chocolate all night long. Or keep one in the car for "emergencies."

Shirt talks: "Yeah I know ya wanted a sorkyshirt, but who loves ya baby???"

~Susan


10 May 03 - 10:13 AM (#949894)
Subject: RE: BS: No Choco Shirt..........
From: Sorcha

The shirts are in my front room awaiting money for postage. I also don't remember making a shirt for "Guest"


10 May 03 - 10:19 AM (#949899)
Subject: RE: BS: No Choco Shirt..........
From: MMario

Where would you send it? General delivery - Anyplace USA?


10 May 03 - 11:00 AM (#949936)
Subject: RE: BS: No Choco Shirt..........
From: Sorcha

LOL!


10 May 03 - 06:17 PM (#950150)
Subject: RE: BS: No Choco Shirt..........
From: Stilly River Sage

I tried writing before; perhaps it will "take" this time.

Good thing it's a shirt, and not actual chocolate, because you're out of the season when mailing chocolate to Texas is practical. At least to the house (my P.O. Box might still be okay)--anything that sits out in the 90+ temps of Texas is going to run down the wall if it has a low melting point. I wonder of my house geckos (the ones that live in the mailbox) would like it?

SRS


10 May 03 - 08:12 PM (#950217)
Subject: RE: BS: No Choco Shirt..........
From: Sorcha

Probably, I think geckose eat most anything.........