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BS: Rant Here!!!...............

28 Apr 03 - 09:28 PM (#942384)
Subject: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Bobert

Well, I'm madder than than a drunk at an AA meetin'! Ahhhh, nah, that might be a tad embarressin but, heck, if I was drunk, I wouldn't know it! No really, this BS/nonBS crap is all BS! And I ain't talkin' Boy Scouts either!

Makes me madder than my couzin Rufus was when I told him that most of the NASCAR drivers are gay! Yep! Boy, was ol' Rufe was hotter than a three dollar pistol. Wouldn't talk with me fir three months!

And how about all these SUV'ers who think that because their wimpy butts are behind the wheel of a gas guzzelin' sled of an automobile, that they are now the meanest and badest people on the planet?

And how come you don't get milk anymore with the cream on top? Yeah, that really gripes me...

Well, ol' bobert could just go on and on but....

...this is a "Rant Here" thread fir any Catter who has found the Catbox over flowin' or has anything else on their mind.

So, an open invite or *challenge* to all you folks who got a rant 'er two in ya'!

Have at it...

Bobert


28 Apr 03 - 09:32 PM (#942385)
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From: DonMeixner

Well then!, Ah... umm never mind.

Don


28 Apr 03 - 09:37 PM (#942388)
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From: Sorcha

LOL! This BS/Music split just has me splitting my seams! Don't see the need for it, just deal with the BS which ain't Boy Scouts!

And the St. Joe thang, that just makes me see red......why should only Joe be a Saint? Why not Max, Pene, Clones and ME TOO??

(grin)


28 Apr 03 - 09:43 PM (#942392)
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From: Hester

Oh, and there was katlaughing in the next thread telling me NOT to rant!

Guess I'm likely to stay confused about Mudcat 'culture' with these mixed signals.

Hester ;)


28 Apr 03 - 09:50 PM (#942397)
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From: mack/misophist

If it makes you feel any better, Bobert, take note of the fact that the center of balance on a SUV is higher that 95% of the highway guard rails in the country. It's only a matter of time.


28 Apr 03 - 09:57 PM (#942400)
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From: GUEST,Clareling

rant....wow, what an opportunity! ::BIG sigh:: breath in..here it goes

PEOPLE WHO SUCK ON YOUR TEETH--GET SOME FLOSS!!IT MIGHT DISLODGE THAT PEICE OF PORK FROM YOUR TEETH!!!
gum poppers, ooooooooo...if i could get my hands on you...
telamarketers.....just...stop...calling..me!!!
people who talk on cell phones loudly should have to wear phone booths on their heads so we dont have to listen to it
people who use the word 'like' too much.
prissy people who stick their chest and butt out so they walk funny and think they are just the fashon statement.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...better quit...head might explode...

Clare


28 Apr 03 - 09:59 PM (#942403)
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From: Bobert

Come on, Hester! Ya' gotta let it out and here is a nice place to do it...

Just wait and see how long it is before kat's over here with a beef or two. Hey, it's health. You don't want all that stuff stuffed down in yer tummy, do you? Man, that just gets me. Someone comes along and gets a little worked up and someone else takes 'em out fir a little talk! Well, I'm done with these little talks!!! I'll behave on the other threads (No, you won't Bobert...) but on a "Rant Here" thread it is improper to do anything less, dang it!

Bobert


28 Apr 03 - 10:03 PM (#942408)
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From: Ebbie

I'm thinkin'...


28 Apr 03 - 10:18 PM (#942415)
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From: Hester

Really, Bobert:

Don't get me started!

Cheers, Hester


28 Apr 03 - 10:20 PM (#942417)
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From: CarolC

I want to rant about all these ranters all over the place. If you guys want to rant, get a talk show on AM radio or something! Sheesh...

(Hester, if you want to understand the Mudcat, I suggest you read the "Happy Birthday Spaw" thread all the way through from beginning to end. Twice, if necessary ;-)


28 Apr 03 - 10:40 PM (#942425)
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From: Bobert

And thats another thing. Like how come Spaw gets away with saying that he invented the fart! Hey, that danged things been 'round for millions of years, yet Spawzer comnes along and marchs into the patent office and get a danged patent on the smelly things! And now he's collectin' royalties on 'em! Now that ain't right!

Hech with "Cheers", Hester, this is yer opportunity to open up the four barrel, to shoot for the moon, to shed those demons and to step forward and say, "Hey, I'm not takin' this crap anymore. I hate people who throw their chewed gum where others walk!!!"

This thread is for rantin!

Not for folks to stop by and say, "Tsck, tsck. Ranting is for common folks."

Man, now that really gets me! Ya throw a party fir a bunch of folks sufferin' from a severe case of poly morphis perverse guilt and they sit around talking about the danged weather! Now that one really get me!!!

Danged....... Grrrrrrrrr........

Hey, if you all can't think of nuthin' in world that bugs you then you can just rant on ol' bobert, if that's what it takes to get the pump primed...

And I'm still not too happy about having Spawzer with the "flagilation market" cornered.

Bobert


28 Apr 03 - 10:54 PM (#942438)
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From: Walking Eagle

My Rant? I'll let you have it!

U'na sittis t'sla uji kna'do ogana su kwa'un ogal'doh!!!! Ookshans!

oh yeh and this

Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!

WaDo Bobert! I just had to get these two rants off my single breasted chest!!!


28 Apr 03 - 11:02 PM (#942444)
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From: Rick Fielding

I don't want Sorcha to SPLIT HER SEAMS! and I don't care who knows it. Seam-splitting may be fun for teenagers, but it can be downright dangerous for the rest of us......except for Joe, who can split his seams with no repercussions.

Cheers

Rick


28 Apr 03 - 11:03 PM (#942446)
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From: Amos

SOme things make me so mad I could just suck the lips off a carp. And one of them is people picking on people. Like that gantlet ole Hester went through -- talk about Twistems, man, there weren't two straight thoughts could be rubbed together from the time she first posted her question to the time she tore up her sheepskin in disgust!! And now she won't even rant about it!!

And another thing is all these people that aren't checking in -- ya know what I mean?? Matt_R_who used to be Mbo, goes off and gets a life, no word from him for over two years!! And then he shows up and says "why are you-all sti9ll talking about the same old crap?". Now that takes nerve. Ole LEJ is out in the world o' busyness just scraping his nickels to gether to pay the rent, and there's a mess of other guys that used to say really intelligent htings around here got driven off by the numbskulls, trolls, badgers and fart-flamers. I swan, a waste of beautiful conversation pit, you ask me.

Now another thing makes me mad enough to just stick a golf-tee in my ear -- that's these guys who think it is terribly clever to pretend to have a snide, condescending and Universal point of view and then don't even put a name on it!! The gaseosity of it just gets up my nose sometimes, I am here to tell you.

Now slimy things in recipe books is another item I woudl like to vent on. And then there's C-average political entities with the brains of a box of wet rocks. And... and..


...hmmmm....   

Gee, thanks, Bobert. I feel much better.

How are you doing?

A


28 Apr 03 - 11:06 PM (#942453)
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From: catspaw49

Ed says I always infect every thread with detestable fart references so I hate to let him down here.......

BBRRRAAAAWWWMMMPP



I'll try to think of something to rant about later....

Spaw


28 Apr 03 - 11:16 PM (#942456)
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From: artbrooks

Ah jest cain't stan them peoples bitchin bout my SUV. Ah wanna see thim getta half cord of feckin farwud in the back of theyr feckin Volvo stashin waggins, an bout how fer duya think theyd get onna dirt road with foot-deep ruts init, huh?. And them a-holes drivin down the feckin hiway talkin on theyr feckin cel phones, and eatin feckin burritos and messin with theyr CD playrs and changin lanes without evuh usin theyr feckin turn signul! Tak bout pissin a body off!


28 Apr 03 - 11:24 PM (#942461)
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From: MAG

Oh thanks, Bobert, I really need a place to vent about my Marine Brat boss who is just doing her best to make my life a living hell.

She fails to grasp that I was a Union activist with the City of Chicago in the 80's --- those of you who know Chicago get my drift. There ain't nuthin about street politics I don't know; smarter people than my current drill sargeant boss have tried to make me look bad and failed. I know this game. I DID leave that job once the Union was in because I don't LIKE this game, but I am a master.

Oh, and my UU congregation seems to be in the process of committing hara-kari. 20 people are out for the minister because he is honest about the fact that he is bisexual, although in a committed heterosexual marriage. They come up with all kinds of reasons he is a Bad Person but it is still rank homophobia and they're being jerks and tearing apart my refuge from the storms of life. I could just spit.

Andd people who don't like cats ...

And good dancers who won't waltz when I ask them

And the occasional snake-about-women who won't take no for an answer, your reputation precedes you now go away,

diabetes regimen is high on my I-don't-like-you list

knees that quit long before you are ready to give up folk dancing

aphids on my roses

cats that run away to die alone and break your heart

A/C condensers that go out and stick you with a $530 repair bill']
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cats that walk on your kkeyboard, thinking whatever you are doing could not POSSIBLY take precedence over petting ME ...

'scuse me; I'm gonna go sit down and pet that cat ...


28 Apr 03 - 11:30 PM (#942463)
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From: Bobert

Good one, Spawzer. Ahhh, excuse me while I get up wind of ya' but speakin' of upwind, how about then younginz these days who think its cool to, ahhh, stink. Makes me madder than getting caught in a dead elevator with a bunch of Republicans!

Come on, Hester, I can feel that you are close. May as well just let it out right here and now. You're safe here. Ain't like those other "Punch the Horse" threads where ,you gotta walk like its thin ice. You're with friends, dang it! So come on and let it out, Baby!

Man, how about the folks in front of you at the grocery store who discover at the last moment, after the clerk has loaded a hundred dollars worth of food into bags which are now in the cart, ahhh, that these folks gotta actually pay for the stuff! Like, what a novel concept! Ya gotta pay for the stuff! Hmmmmm? Now we have anoyther 5 minutes of fumbling thru the pocket book trying to figure out how to accomplish this major feat? Hmmmmmmm? Makes me reconsider my satnd on capital punishment!

Danged!

Come on, Hester! Ya gotta let it out!!!!

Yeah, A, I'm doing better and better...........

Bobert


28 Apr 03 - 11:51 PM (#942473)
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From: Bobert

Danged, MAG! I was buzy respondin' to someother stuff while you were is the "Righteous Rant of the Night"!

Danged, I thought the flagilation rant I did was purdy danged good, but I know when Iz been bested!

Man, I hate that! You go and start a "Rant Here" thread and find that most folks, other than Hester, can rant circles around you? Danged...

But good 'un, MAG...

Ahhhh, Art! I read somewhere that the size of the automobile is conversely realted to the size of the, ahhhhhhh..... Well, this has not been scientifically proven but.....

Hey, how about shoes whose soles split after 4 months! Boy, that makes me madder than a drunk at a MADD meetin'.

Bobert


28 Apr 03 - 11:55 PM (#942476)
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From: GUEST,Clareling

One more thing that gets me..

People who have their problems shoved so far up their @ss that not even the little stuff can squeeze out anymore...

and people who don't know what to say on the answering machine.. *BEEP* uh...uh...um...hi...um...I...um....ill call you back....um...tommorow...or maby next week some time...um...uh...bye I talk for a while so that you have a second to collet your thoughts so it dosen't take you 5 min to get it over with!!!!!

Clare


29 Apr 03 - 02:55 AM (#942536)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Don't get me on a rant, I spent over 3 hours ranting last night from everything from comparative religions to how long I'd been with a particular person and how my opinion of them has changed because of some things they did to me a while ago and how they keep on doing it still! Then we started on marriage!

I have aphids on my roses too..... gonna go and squish 'em later today.

I also have 3 cats who demand attention. A previous cat was so demanding he managed to jump on the keyboard, corrupt the C drive programming and save the corruptions. We had to strip down and start from ground level again! Gonna spend some time today petting and loving all three, then nuke the buggers with anti flea juice.


Then there is the (happily now ex) manager who is still insisting that he is above all health and safety requirements - he's fixed his desk so that it has created no fewer than 10 hazards, and that's before he sits down! I point it out and I'm picking on him, I don't point it out and he's at risk... as a risk assessor and H&S rep, I can't do that! ARRGGHHH!

However, it is a glorious day outside, after a rainy one yesterday, there's a blackbird singing just outside the window, I've got the day off work and a full sized chocolate rugby ball to eat. There are good things in the world, you just have to be a pessimist - that way, you are prepared for the worst, but it's always a lovely surprise if things go right.

LTS


29 Apr 03 - 06:37 AM (#942604)
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From: greg stephens

Not exactly a rant, but these vibrating butt plugs that spaw keeps going on about. Now I've never seen one, but how are they compatible with farting? do they have holes up the middle or something?


29 Apr 03 - 06:49 AM (#942612)
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From: McGrath of Harlow

Be your own bagpipe...


29 Apr 03 - 06:55 AM (#942616)
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From: gnu

People who expect the express lane cashier to pack their ten items or less should be barred. And those people behind you in the long line who dash to the newly opened cash shold be tripped and trampled. And people who don't understand what vehicle turning signals are for should be run off the road. And... arrrgggh, it's hopeless. People are so impolite nowadays. Or stunned. Or both.


29 Apr 03 - 09:13 AM (#942674)
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From: GUEST,catsPHiddle at Work..and NOT HAPPY!!

Well...Im at work and the sun is sining. My boss thinks I am invinciable so my tray is piled high with documents I really must look at URGENTLY....they are marked URGENT, NOW......DO THIS OR DIE!!!

Well only got another 3 hours to go and I can go home put my feet up and be pampered by my male....yeah right....I will just settle for a hug and a LARGE GIN and tonic!!


29 Apr 03 - 09:13 AM (#942675)
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From: Alba

Minor Rant!!!
Up here in Maine this Winter the roads have taken a beating from all the frost and ice/snow. Result....Potholes..well actually more of a cravass than a hole!! Anyway....after driving through one really bad stretch, you come through it to find a sign that says..."BUMP" and the implication is? Like you didn't feel it at the time!!
Security caps on some medication containers. My neighbor called me yesterday to open his medication as his Arthritic hands couldn't get the cap off!! he had been trying for 2 hours before I came home...where is the Logic!!
and I have to rant slightly about the people that post here nameless and then proceed to verbally abuse folk on the Forum. I know I know, rise above it,I am taking my lead from the more experienced members but Dang if it aint hard to keep your react fingers still when someone is just being cruel and malicious:>~
Well there you go...don't amount to too much really considering some of the troubles around but sometimes it does you good to just say the little stuff. Thanks for opening the door Bobert.
A lighter for it..Alba:>)


29 Apr 03 - 09:30 AM (#942683)
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From: Bee-dubya-ell

I REALLY hate it when people insist that I rant about something when I'm perfectly happy and content!!!! I'm not going to do it!!!! I'm not angry about anything and I'm going to stay that way for as long as I frigging feel like it!!!! You other people can rant and rave and sow discontent all you want to. I'm just going to sit here and be nice and calm and non-confrontive and anybody that doesn't like it can kiss my ass!!!!

Bruce


29 Apr 03 - 09:33 AM (#942685)
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From: MMario

YOu know what I hate? I hate when people interject logic into a perfectly good argument.


29 Apr 03 - 09:44 AM (#942692)
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From: Giac

Well, I'm not going to sit here and be cool, so here goes:

Ah HATES snails and slugs!
Ah said, I HATES SNAILS AND SLUGS!!!
Puts me into quite a brew,
They eats mah new little plants, they do.

Ah wants to put dynamite in they little pants.
Whenever Ah finds 'em in my plants.
'Sted, Ah squishes they little heads
And mashes 'em til they's a heap o' dead.

Ah had purty pansies and p'tunies, too
Lookin' so sweet in the early dew.
But WAIT! Than ain't dew, mah dear!
It's slimy slug and snail trails, all a-smear.

So Ah puts out cans and cans o' beer
And they speed SLOWLY to drown in 'ere.
Onliest problem, they sent out word
Now the alcoholic gastropods come in herds.

(Now, don't pedanticize on me, I never said I was a poet, just a really pissed off gardener. Thanks, Bobert, for a much-needed thread!)

~;o) Mary


29 Apr 03 - 09:50 AM (#942699)
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From: Kim C

I have an SUV. My butt isn't wimpy, and I don't think I'm the meanest, baddest person on the planet. It fits my needs, and yes, I do go off-road with it, and carry stuff in it.

We used to be able to get milk with cream on top at a local produce specialty store - they got it from an Amish dairy in Illinois or Ohio. I don't know if they carry it any more. Something REALLY yummy, though, is the Brown Cow organic yogurt with cream on the top. It's not cheap, but neither are candy bars, and it makes a much more nutritious treat.

This week, my biggest gripe is people who think they are "leaders" just because their job title has the word "director" in it.


29 Apr 03 - 10:12 AM (#942719)
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From: beadie

So, my wife drags me to a mega mall for some Christmas shopping (it's a little early, don't you think, Honey?). The she takes off on her own leaving me to ogle the Victoria's Secret mannikins in the window before I wander over to the food court.
   On the way, I poke my head into a little jewlery shop and see an absolutely gorgeous set of Black Hills Gold cufflinks. Then it dawns on me: . . . . . its damn near impossible to find a shirt anymore with Freedom Cuffs !


29 Apr 03 - 10:38 AM (#942734)
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From: Bill D

Joe Scarborough and other loud, fast-talking, straw-man kicking, to-the-right-of-Genghis Khan idiots!...mostly on MSNBC, but CNN is beginning to hire some who sound like Rush Limbaugh wannabes also.

Is being brash, noisy and conservative the major consideration to getting a TV news job these days?


29 Apr 03 - 11:20 AM (#942777)
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From: katlaughing

GIAC!! Well done! Love it!!


29 Apr 03 - 11:47 AM (#942801)
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From: katlaughing

Okay, Bobert, here it is: I hate it when someone refers to a posting of mine and twists the meaning to fit their agenda, esp. when I've gone out of my way to keep it from being too personal and have made an observation/suggestion based on my many years of experience on the Mudcat.


29 Apr 03 - 01:12 PM (#942871)
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From: *daylia*

" I hate it when someone refers to a posting of mine and twists the meaning to fit their agenda .."

Ditto, kat. Although my latest experience of this probably had a lot to do with not going out of my way far enough to ensure my words expressed my intentions clearly. My few months of experience on the Cat have taught me many things - and that's one of them. So thank you all for the education!

I've come to understand that posting on a discussion forum is much like performing a piece of music in public. Difficult pieces of music require much practice and preparation before they are fit for a public hearing, if justice is to be done to the music at all, and the performer cares about their reputation as a musician.

It's the same with posts on the Cat - man can a lot of godawful wrong notes result if the message is inadequately prepared! Hurtsa my ears, to say the least!

Anyway, that's my not-quite-a-rant for today - sorry about the drift and thanks for listening!

eatingafewofherrecentwordsyukdaylia


29 Apr 03 - 01:26 PM (#942882)
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From: MMario

okay - they are funny - sometimes - but something that bugs me is the posting of the cutesy - spam-oid "joke" lists - which I usually have received a half dozen times in e-mailalready into the forum.


29 Apr 03 - 02:15 PM (#942927)
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From: Amos

Y'know what makes me so mad I could chew the spare tire off a Volvo? It's when people don't post something. Here are all these good, kind intelligent folks and any one of them could come up with a whole barrel


29 Apr 03 - 02:50 PM (#942946)
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From: gnu

MMario : "... something that bugs me is the posting of the cutesy - spam-oid "joke" lists - which I usually have received a half dozen times in e-mailalready into the forum."

I assume it is possible that you are referring the jokes I have submitted to the joke threads lately, although I received no PM from you on this matter. Certainly, I did not wish to offend. Certainly, I had no idea that you had already received six copies of each joke. Certainly, I figured you for a 'Cat with the capacity to refrain from reading threads which bug you. However, in the interest of being a good boy sprout, I shall not post any more jokes. I hope this brightens your day by removing one more crumb from your breakfast table.


29 Apr 03 - 02:54 PM (#942947)
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From: wysiwyg

GNU-- do you not understand that a rant is just that, a chance to blow off steam, not directed at anyone to DO anything about it? There is no need to change what you have been doing, unless a Midcat administrator messages you privately about it. Many of us enjoy the jokes, and not everyone is in the same email circle or sees the same jokes-- the new one posted today, I had never seen, and it made my day.

~Susan


29 Apr 03 - 02:55 PM (#942948)
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From: MMario

no - gnu - unless you were posting anonoumously; I wasn't referring to you. I don't know *who* I was referring too, actually, as the posts that have bugged me have been anonymous.


29 Apr 03 - 03:57 PM (#942997)
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From: Amos

Gee -- don't understand what happened to that long post on people who don't post things. Talk about synchronicity!!


29 Apr 03 - 04:06 PM (#943001)
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From: Giac

Just need to know one thing, Amos. Was it a "whole barrel" as opposed to half barrels (like those sold at garden centers for flower planters), or a "whole barrel" of something. If the latter, of what can they get a "whole barrel" ???

I've known people who fell in a whole barrel of ... well, nevermind.


29 Apr 03 - 04:13 PM (#943012)
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From: Morticia

I'm working so hard at the moment,I don't have a decent rant left in me......could someone have a quick rant on my behalf,please? Any subject will do although if you want to have a go about ridiculous work-loads, road works and the M25 or the general,all-round,ungrateful, stupid, griping, miserable 'public' who watch you go out of your way to help them and then whinge because you didn't achieve the impossible....that's fine by me.

Oh, I think I just inadvertantly ranted after all....


29 Apr 03 - 04:13 PM (#943013)
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From: gnu

Hence my reference to Jethro Tull's line, from a song I can't quite recall at this very moment, "Crumbs on the breakfast table, and a million other little things to spoil my day....". Anyway, I just thought that, if indeed, t'were my joke submissions causing anyone consternation, I could be of help in brightening someone's day. My apologies MMario et al.


29 Apr 03 - 04:15 PM (#943014)
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From: MMario

no prob


29 Apr 03 - 04:48 PM (#943047)
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From: Little Hawk

Oh, yeah?!!?? Well, *$^%^ it, I am just fed up to the teeth with people who come to the movie theater not to watch a movie, but...to talk, to noisily consume overpriced junk food, to get up every few minutes and jostle past me to go to the washroom or buy more overpriced junk food, to grope each other in a not too subtle fashion, and (did I mention this?) to TALK!!! They should all be sent somewhere where they can do these various things and leave the fecking theatre to those of us who are there to watch the fecking movie!!!! Or they should just be shot.

Then there are those fecking 24% of Americans who voted for Dubya. What should happen to those idiots I cannot even print here! Well, I could, but it might get me in trouble...

Then there are people who wear baseball caps backwards! AAAARGGHHH! NO fate would be too horrible for those morons!!!

Then there are the teenage girls who, like, have to say, like, "like" between every, like, four or five other, like, words they, like, say, because, like, they are insecure? They also, like, usually end their sentences with a, like, question mark in their voice? Cos they're , like, insecure? Like...know what I mean?

WAUHHGHGGGHHH!!! I can't stand it!

And then there are the people who don't adulate William Shatner, eh? Those fecking nimrods are totally beyond redemption!

That should do it for now. Great idea for a thread. :-)

- LH


29 Apr 03 - 05:03 PM (#943062)
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From: beadie

LH:
    As a corollary to your outrage about backwards baseball caps, I get the same sensation as a fingernail on the chalkboard when I see folks wearing a hat (baseball or otherwise) in any orientation at the dinner table or in a restaurant. I don't care if it IS Mickey D's place, you don't wear a hat when you eat indoors!

My Daddy always said that a gentleman takes his hat off in the house. This was, apparently, a common practice in his generation. I am told that Tom Landry (late of the Dallas Cowboys) nearly required a Papal dispensation to alleviate his discomfort at wearing his favorite sideline chappeau inside Texas Stadium.


29 Apr 03 - 10:15 PM (#943242)
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From: MAG

Ah, LH, your rant about "like" reminded me of one I can't believe I forgot. You folks across the pond have taken a ma09999999999j (cat again) major cultural icon off our hands, and welcome to her.

I am speaking of course of Madonna, who now adds the children's author string to her -- bow, saying she couldn't find any books about values, and like, they aren't about anything.

Well, who did she ask? A knowledgeable bookstore person? A young people's librarian? Does she read books she bought at Kmart or Walmart? And why did she wait until her kid was 2 to start reading to him, anyway? Why does such a great mother not know you start 6 months, at the latest?

Or might a c54allruslewsd (cat) I callously think it is a shameless self-promotion ploy for her book, which just happens to insult the talented writers and book people already in the world?

Everyone in my field is waiting with bated breth to see what the material girl, whose first venture into publishing was hard-core porn, thinks is a book about "Values."


29 Apr 03 - 10:33 PM (#943250)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: catspaw49

Okay.........One of the problems in playing genial, or not so genial, buffoon around here is that when I make a serious post no one takes it seriously or just skips it figuring it is a joke or some of my other dumb shit. I'm not ranting here at anyone but myself....I made the bed and I'll lie in it.

And if you haven't read the rest of this post....fart, fart, Cletus, Cleigh, Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed, James Taylor Catatonic Blandness Rehab Clinic, etc.....There ya' go....Now you'll feel better.

Spaw


29 Apr 03 - 10:37 PM (#943251)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Rustic Rebel

Rant;
I do not like lawnchairs at a concert. The ones that are right up to the stage. The ones that keep you from dancing up front. The ones that are placed right up to the stage and no-one is even sitting in them, but saving a place for later. The ones that are taking up space for two people and in the way when the late dancers decide to get off their asses and dance.
Sometimes I don't care for the people sitting in these chairs either. The ones that don't even tap a toe and look bored out of their brains but looking so smug that they have a lawnchair right up front. The ones that throw shit at you if your in their way, because they can't see in their nice little lawnchair, boring, lazy seats.
The thing I don't like most of all, is realizing that I am not getting any younger, and maybe would consider a lawnchair for myself one of these years! Oh Lordy, Lordy, please let me keep on dancing!
end rant.
Peace. Rustic


29 Apr 03 - 10:44 PM (#943253)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Bobert

Good on you, MAQG, fir rantin' on Madonna. Like I was gonna get around to her myself. Like what a total air head! Makes me madder than a vegetarian at a BBQ cook-off! Likejust who appointed this woman, ahhh, like *important*? Can she sing? No! Can she act? Well, not really! Next case....

And how about them Motor Vehicle folks? Talk about "God complexes"! Here in Wes Ginny if you got more tatooes than teeth then you can get a drivers license without no problems. But, shopuld you happen to have any more edjy-cation than a GED then yer butt is in for moinths and months of hassels. Just soent some time with one of my frineds whoes only crime is to have a Masters Degree and he has been trying to get a Wes Ginny drivin' license for the last 6 monhtds. Been to the DMV 8 times and every time they find some arbitrary reason fir denying him a driving license??????

Bobert


29 Apr 03 - 11:39 PM (#943266)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Amos

I hear ya, SPawman. I hate lying in beds I have made. Makes ya want to run multiple bodies so you can handle different sides of the street independently -- one just for making messes and another for avoiding the consequences, right?

Seriously, though, the problem with your BS is it is so goddamned inspired, anything else you do pales by comparison. You're too damn good at it!!

And when t he opportunities arise (as they always seem to do around here) you just can't lay back and let it slide -- it's irresistible, isn't it? 'Cuz you're so GOOD at it!!

A rough life, man....but somebody's gotta live it and you're the best qualified! :>)

luv,

A


29 Apr 03 - 11:44 PM (#943272)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: wysiwyg

I always take Spaw seriously! I thought everyone did!

~Susan


29 Apr 03 - 11:48 PM (#943275)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Bardford

I'd just like to say
I've been pissed off all day
since I heard most of the NASCAR drivers are gay
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!

And dammit, the madness has got to stop
You don't get milk anymore with the cream on top
And if that ain't enough
Try to find a shirt with Freedom Cuffs
Tough stuff, no guff, and hey-
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!

Aphids on my roses, we're holding our noses
Spaw says he invented the fart
People in the lineup ahead of me picking their noses and
Sucking their teeth while they empty the cart
But hey-
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!

It's unfair to compare a box of wet rocks
With the brains of a politician
Unfair to the rocks, and the box,I say
And I'm pissed at the BS/Music division
Let's rock, L. Hawk -
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!

People are stunned, and so impolite
They have a lawnchair right up front
They're rude at the movies
Got hats backwards at dinner
I'd like to kick them in their potholes
And then there's always Madonna
And the Rush Limbaugh wannas
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!


Also, folks who use nailclippers within hearing distance. Rude at jams (indoors, especially); positively revolting in dining establishments.


30 Apr 03 - 01:40 AM (#943316)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: DougR

Bobert: you have too much time on your hands.

DougR


30 Apr 03 - 01:43 AM (#943319)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Lin in Kansas

Bardford, that's masterful! Great summation!

I really, really dislike people who talk in languages other than American in elevators, under the impression that they're carrying on a private conversation because no one else is intelligent enough to understand. If the subject is that private, then go somewhere private to talk about it! Otherwise, speak the language of the country you're living in! Or at least a facsimile thereof!

People who think grammar is not necessary, spelling is strictly inventive, and sentence structure is an old wives' tale. Actually, thanks to those people, you keep me in proofreading work, boring as it is!

Billboards that flaunt "it's" when the word should be "its" and vice versa! Books, ditto. Newspapers, ditto.

People who have the temerity to censor Shakespeare, for God's sake! (My high school English teacher, for one.) And the ones who attempt, through meaningless and repetitive argument, to change my opinion on politics, religion, or any other damned thing I don't want to argue about.

Whew! Thanks, Bobert. That feels good...

Lin


30 Apr 03 - 05:29 AM (#943361)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: gnu

Okay. My absolute peeve : It's "try TO...", not "try AND DO...". If you are "going to try and do...", why "try" when you are going to "do" ? JUST DO IT !


30 Apr 03 - 07:28 AM (#943398)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: katlaughing

Yes, gnu, me, too!!! I am always trying TO tell people that!


30 Apr 03 - 07:51 AM (#943410)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Little Hawk

I always take Spaw seriously, except when he's dissing William Shatner. He couldn't possibly mean that.


30 Apr 03 - 08:47 AM (#943443)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: artbrooks

Spaw...seriously?...well, yeah, sorta. But Madonna? I have to admit, cultural icon or not, that I don't believe that I have ever heard one of her songs all the way through. Of course, I also stopped paying attention to Cher when she and Sonny broke up, long before he transmogrified into a politician. Hats? I always take mine off...figure if I didn't, my mother would come in through one door and my old drill sergeant through the other, and I don't think I could handle that. Shatner...wasn't he the guy who played the robot in Lost in Space?

Other rants:

>people who come on to women (ok, I suppose the other way around is possible, but I've never seen it) in crowded chat rooms.

>people who let their damn dogs crap on/next to bike paths and don't pick it up.

>my neighbor's cat, who thinks my garden is his cat box.

>our city fathers, who have shut down pizza sales by student organizations in the high schools, on the grounds that they don't have adequate refrigeration. Pizza? Refrigeration? Come on, guys!


30 Apr 03 - 09:15 AM (#943468)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Firecat

Amos, "....got driven off by the numbskulls, trolls, badgers..." Leave dad out of it!!!! :-)))

I'll tell you what really gets me though. College. Those of you in Mudchat will already know my gripe about that!! They mess me around way too much!!!
First I get told that the College Production is going ahead early April.
Then I get told that one of the venues has cancelled.
Then I get told it's going to be postponed cos we're not ready.
Then we get told it's not going ahead at all cos people have dropped out.
Then we get told that it is going ahead with replacements.
THEN we get told that it's not!
THEN we get told that we're filming it. It's getting stupid!! AND we've got our Devised Drama exam during half term, AND we've got loads of essays, tests, rehearsals, coursework, etc, etc, etc to do!! At this rate they'll have the whole cast dropping out of the Production from exhaustion!!!!

Another thing that gets me is when people whinge incessantly. There's a guy at college who does that. I punched him the other day!! I'm usually quite calm, but I lost it and belted him one!!

You really shouldn't have started this thread! I've got tons more to complain about, but I'm going to resist the temptation....

And as for buses!!! The number of times the timetable has been rejigged in the year so far!! I'm surprised I haven't missed more of them!!

And I hate narrow minded people who reckon their opinion is law and nobody else's counts. One of my lecturers is like that. He'll ask a question and ask your opinion on something, and then, when you've said everything you want to say about what you think, he'll turn round and say "Yes, well, really you should think this, this, this, and this." He's just asked my opinion on the subject!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Exhales* And relax!!!


30 Apr 03 - 09:39 AM (#943485)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Amos

Firecat:

Sounds like you belted the wrong guy!! :>) Just remember -- you're the sovereign gatekeeper and you get to think what you choose. Telling others what they should think is very poor practice. It's a Republican thing, I believe...

:>)


A


30 Apr 03 - 10:01 AM (#943500)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Sam L

People who tell me to do myself a favor. Screw me. I'll kick my ass.

Helpful ladies when I'm out with my kids who say You've got your hands full! and want to do things for me. Ibid.

"Tee" shirt. What does it look like? the letter T. And I'm not so sure one should spell it when they have to pee, but maybe that's gendered, and I'll let it go. Personally, I have to P. Quotes used as italics or for no reason at all.

   People who are divorcing because they don't argue, and are dealing with "repressed memories" and incidentally want to know if I can keep their child this summer.


30 Apr 03 - 10:14 AM (#943513)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Peg

LITTERBUGS.


30 Apr 03 - 10:44 AM (#943539)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Amos

ANd literary buggers, too....


30 Apr 03 - 12:50 PM (#943651)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Janie

LLAMA POOP ON HIKING TRAILS!!!!!


30 Apr 03 - 12:55 PM (#943652)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: MMario

?? shouldn't be no llama poop on hiking trails - unless they are being mistreated. Unlike horses and donkeys - llama's much prefer to "deposit" in out of the way spots.


30 Apr 03 - 01:13 PM (#943665)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Rick Fielding

My beef hasn't changed for a long while. Folks who don't have the time, or can't bother to read ALL the posts before contributing. Going over stuff that's already been discussed, implies that the people who have taken the time to read and comment, needen't have bothered. It happens a lot.

On the other hand, it doesn't hold a candle to Llama poop.

Cheers

Rick


30 Apr 03 - 01:32 PM (#943674)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Hillheader

I hate it when I get to the very last post in a thread and find it is EXACTLY what I was going to write.

Davebhoy


30 Apr 03 - 01:34 PM (#943676)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: MMario

rick's right - it's one thing when the posts are a couple of minbutes apart and information gets repeated; or identical links get posted - they were probably cross-postings.

but sometimes a thread will get refreshed months, even YEARS later to repeat identical information.


30 Apr 03 - 05:26 PM (#943851)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Little Hawk

Mario's right - it's one thing when the posts are a couple of minbutes apart and information gets repeated; or identical links get posted - they were probably cross-postings.

But sometimes a thread will get refreshed months, even YEARS later to repeat identical information.

People who do that oughta get a good kick right where it hurts!


30 Apr 03 - 05:32 PM (#943853)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Hillheader

I was going to write that!!!


30 Apr 03 - 05:41 PM (#943861)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: artbrooks

Me too...but I would have spelled minutes correctly...


30 Apr 03 - 05:55 PM (#943872)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: RolyH

To people who say 'Absolutely' instead of 'Yes'.

Say 'Yes'. It's quicker.


30 Apr 03 - 06:02 PM (#943877)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Little Hawk

The same sort of people also like to say "Consider it done!". It makes them sound soooo decisive and in control....


30 Apr 03 - 06:09 PM (#943885)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Little Hawk

Of course, it is still less annoying than the ones that say: "I shall endeavour, by every means possible, to ensure that your instructions are carried out to the very letter, and shall inform you promptly upon their completion..."

- LH


30 Apr 03 - 06:28 PM (#943906)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: MAG

from *The English Patient:*

"Yes is reassuring. Absolutely is not."

MA whose main gripe at the moment is that the day isn't long enough -- how am I supposed to do my compulsory hour a day exercise, work a full time job, care for a house, and feed my soul in a normal day? I don't know how those of you who are parents do it ...


30 Apr 03 - 07:14 PM (#943957)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Liz the Squeak

All time rant - people who say 'thanking you'. Thanking me what?

AARRGGHHHHHH!!! It's almost as bad as people who don't say thank you at all!

LTS


30 Apr 03 - 07:20 PM (#943965)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: katlaughing

For LtS...I'll be thanking you in all the old familiar places...:-)


30 Apr 03 - 07:21 PM (#943967)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: mexican

I hate zee music - music people, recordz, songs, instruments - all of it ... what am I doing eer?


30 Apr 03 - 07:54 PM (#944000)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Ebbie

Not really a hate- but I am put off by someone saying, 'I would like to thank so and so'- so why not just do it?


30 Apr 03 - 08:22 PM (#944019)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Bobert

Well danged, how about folks who tell ya to get "back on yer meds" or ya got "too much time on yer hands", like my pal Dougie? Heck, I'm on my meds, thank youvery much! And as fir time? I ain't got none. Between the P-Vine's endless "honey-do" list, remodeling my house, runnng a coffee house music series, playing music and sitting on not one, but two, danged *blue-haired-old-lady* committtees in Leesburg, I ain't got no time! None!

But worser than than, what really gripes me is that ya can't hear no decent music on the radio anymore unless it's thru the pudder! Nope, the air waves ain't worth the surfin'. Might as well throw that danged radios in the trash. And television ain't far behind...

Makes me madder than Lester Maddox in a Freedom March...

No. Ahhhh, that would be stupid, Bobert!

Okay, makes me madder than Don Rumsfeld with laryngitis! Yep, that works...

Bobert


01 May 03 - 02:10 AM (#944159)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Cluin

Fuckin' commercials and ads! Does every square foot of the planet have to have a logo or advert on it? 10 minutes of TV program and a 12 minute commercial break... I can barely follow the puck on the hockey game for all the logos and billboards on the damn rink. Have the ref blow a gratuitous icing call because it's time for a commercial. After years of viewing, it's getting so I can't concentrate on anything for longer than 10 minutes before I need a commercial break to rest my brain (subliminal suggestion, begin; the grey matter is vulnerable now!) I pay for the cable channels but apparently I still need the logo in the corner of the screen to let me know what I'm watching. And who drops 30 large on a vehicle because the commercial says I can drive around town singing along to the radio in my new overpriced ride which depreciated in value 40% when i drove it off the lot?

"Wind it up, baby!"


01 May 03 - 09:23 AM (#944343)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Sam L

People who don't think I'm as funny as I think I am. Idiots.

People who fart and laugh and joke about it. Those of us who don't fart are exposed to this insensitivity constantly, from childhood, and it's hurtful, and damaging to our self-esteem. It's been especially difficult for me, coming from a quiet non-farting family, and now married into a gregarious, operatic, farting clan.


01 May 03 - 09:36 AM (#944348)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Little Hawk

Couldn't agree more, Fred. These gratuitous farters must be stopped. They are offensive, tedious, and not funny.

Cluin - I hate advertising just as much as you do. The best place to go where you can get away from it is Cuba (but not for long if Uncle Sam succeeds in taking over...). I really miss the days when you could rent a video and not have to see ads for 5 or 6 other totally undesirable movies before you get to see the one movie you actually paid to see. (You can FF through them, of course...you don't have that luxury when sitting in the movie theatre.)

People put up with this crap for two reasons. 1. They don't know any better. 2. There appears to be no escape.

Those are the same two reasons for why people put up with a political party system that doesn't really represent them, and a democracy that isn't real either.

- LH


01 May 03 - 10:05 AM (#944368)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Kim C

Okay, I have a rant.

I am sick and tired of these women in my office and their damn DIETS! I can't eat this, I can't eat that... (Oh, please. You can eat whatever you want.) But I don't have time to exercise. (No, that isn't true, if you really wanted to, you would MAKE the time.)

If people want to diet, that's fine by me, that's their business. But I don't need a frickin play-by-play account!

End of rant.


01 May 03 - 04:29 PM (#944435)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Janie

MMario...Maybe those western North Carolina llamas hail from the same clan as Fred Miller's wife? But they poop all up and down the trails--yek!!!! Janie


01 May 03 - 08:20 PM (#944568)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Amos

People who are absolutely obsessed witht heir bodies as though they had no other source of identitiy than their meat-symbols. It's on a par withthose who identify completely with their cars, equally noxious habit.

A


01 May 03 - 08:36 PM (#944582)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Tweed

I am sick to f******g death of crybaby ranters that bear thar souls, weeping and gnashing thar teefez of everdanged slite wihich habz been portrayed upon ther worfless selfs. It iz the hite ob obsequitchusness in my homeless opium and shud be outlawed from this lannd. A persperous nation kinnever stand wif crybabys and catterwarblers allus makin' noise and genrely bitching incontinentnly. Thank you Boberdz fer this fine outlet fore my own deep seeded allusions. You are AOK wif me even ef you iz cursed wif being summat greenish tinctured..

Yerz,
Tweedezre


01 May 03 - 11:56 PM (#944646)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Bobert

Well. thankee, Tweezer, fir the complicment. Ahhh, hey, I ain't responsible fir the current mess. I brokered my vote amd voted fir Gore. Din't do no good... But the cureent guy had it so rigged that he was gonna win with 0% of the popular vote. Figure that one out!

Yeah, what I don't get is why does the US of A allow loosers to be crowned? Yeah, now that really makes mw mad! Real mad. Madder than Pee Wee Herman with a full box of popcorn! No, make that madder than Bush having been told that he was going to have to be retested for his GED... Now that's real mad. The boy is gonna have to hit the books purdy hard...

bobert


06 May 03 - 02:36 AM (#946745)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Gloredhel

I volunteer to organize the music for the May Crowning at church tonight. I find a violinist, some singers, pick music, get everything ready to go. I show up tonight, and Fr. G. says, "And J. will lead us in singing..." J? J?! I didn't even know she was supposed to be there, let alone that she was taking over my job! He told me nothing about this. At least I still had my solo. But then half the congregation started singing along during my solo. I'm never, ever, ever working for Fr. G. again. I have freakin' exams this week! I didn't need the extra stress, and especially not the stress of someone who's as much of a prima donna as I am being ignored.    ARGH!


06 May 03 - 10:08 AM (#946959)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Kim C

Them: I always wanted to learn to play the violin.

Me: It's never too late.

Them: I'm too old.

Me: I didn't start till I was over 30.

Them: My fingers are too fat.

Me: No they aren't.

Them: I don't have time to practice.

Me: If you really want to learn, you'll find the time.

Them: I don't have the patience.

Me: If you really want to learn, you'll find the patience.


Look ---- if you REALLY want to DO something, then JUST DO IT! Stop making all these damn excuses about why you CAN'T! AAAARRRRRRRGGGGHH!!!


06 May 03 - 03:57 PM (#947196)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Liz the Squeak

People in the emergency room/casualty area who come in with a splinter and expect to be seen before the bloke with the heart attack.... those who come in just to get a prescription fixed, or who couldn't be arsed to go see their own GP because the weather was nice (that was one complainants excuse for being in the A&E today.... he complained about the attitude of the staff who told him he'd have to wait 3 hours).

Similarly - those nursing staff who stand at the door, whisper your name and turn their backs before you realise it's you they want, and then hare off down a corridor with you hobbling on behind (in one case, practically holding my stomach together with both hands)!

LTS


06 May 03 - 06:33 PM (#947328)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Rustic Rebel

I don't like billboards either. They are vision pollution. I'd like to do some monkey wrenching on some of these billboards around here.


06 May 03 - 07:10 PM (#947358)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: GUEST, heric

"Please find enclosed." and GoddAMMNED if it wasn't enclosed just like she wrote, and here it is right here and I FOUND it!


07 May 03 - 11:49 AM (#947882)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Kim C

The printer just brought the programs for a special event this weekend... it was a free job... they donated all the printing and the paper... and the first words out of the event coordinator's mouth were ... "They were supposed to be on GLOSSY paper."

Lookit - it's a FREE job. The programs look great. Be THANKFUL and get OVER it!


07 May 03 - 10:05 PM (#948266)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Doug_Remley

This frigging Bush-man is either truly DUMB or actually EVIL. It is difficult for a mildly sane person to pretend such density!!

It's tiring for every person one meets to say over and over "But, such talent! You must do this for US for we can't!" T'was Done! The world is vast. It's my life and I shall choose, not you.


07 May 03 - 10:17 PM (#948276)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Bobert

Man, what makes me madder than John Ashscroft readin' the Bill of Rights, is close mined people. Here I've been working on moving the "farmers market" to a bettter location in my small town, and everyone I've talked to says, "Hey, Great, Bobert" except the manager of the market. The vendors wanta go. The town is behind it. But this person, who is the only person on the planet that doesn't want to move (even though they *have* to move soon) is gonna hold us at bay. And fir what? I'll tell ya what. Rocks fir brains syndrome.... That's what.... Geeeze...........

Nevermind.

Bobert


08 May 03 - 08:07 AM (#948545)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Firecat

I've got another!!!!! People who nag you to vote!!!!!

OK, granted, voting is important, but it's the elections for the new Student Union President and Vice President at the moment, and I've decided, on perfectly legitimate grounds (i.e I'm not at college next year!!) and I go up to ask people whether soemthing we've arranged is still on, and I get "Have you voted yet?" from one of the candidates. Fair enough, i explain, and she comes out with "So?? Vote anyway! For me!!!" I walked off. I was irritated as it was.

Oh, and another!! Small children on buses whose parents don't get them to modulate the volume level!! On the bus today as I was going through Whitley, a small child and it's mother got on. I was upstairs, the small child was downstairs, but I still got a headache from it. And then, more small, noisy little brats got on the bus as I was going to college!!!! It sounds like a zoo!!!!!!!

I don't mind small children, except when they're screaming for no reason. I felt like throwing this particular small child and it's associates on the bus out of the window. One of them even attempted to hit me. I nearly slapped the little brat!!!!!

And ....relax!


08 May 03 - 08:39 AM (#948570)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Drunks. I hate drunks. I hate drunks at gigs and sessions. I hate drunk Mudcatters that can't tell a joke from a serious post and try to verbally tear you a new asshole because they're too fucked up to realize you were only joking. Of course, when they wake up and read what they posted the night before they realize it was a joke and then they have to apologize. Why not just make life simple? Either don't drink or else turn the computer off after the third drink.

Bruce


08 May 03 - 09:19 AM (#948603)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: MMario

I've got another too - just reminded of it by another thread; and it's one that bugs me a lot on and off.

I really,Really,REALLY dislike (and disbelieve) the various studies that purport that various facets of child rearing (especially those you underwent yourself) lead to twisted psyches, violence, criminal tendencies, delusion,drug use, the belief that Shatner is a great actor, etc, etc, etc.


08 May 03 - 09:45 AM (#948628)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Kim C

I had a lousy childhood. I'm making up for it now. Six months of counseling helped a lot. :-)


08 May 03 - 03:09 PM (#948825)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Liz the Squeak

My childhood was fairly screwed after the age of 8, but I turned out a really well balanced, even tempered and calm individual...

It's the last 18 years of adulthood that have really f&%*ked my head!

LTS


02 Feb 04 - 11:22 PM (#1107860)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Cluin

Buddy on the road with his jacked-up 4x4 that he never actually takes OFF the road for fear it will scratch the paint... but still this cock-knocker has to tear around town with no mudflaps to spoil the lines on his "extreme" ride, throwing slush and dirt on everybody's windshield. Thanks for the shower, shitferbrains.


02 Feb 04 - 11:49 PM (#1107879)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Amos

Friends don't let friends drink and modulate-demodulate, that's what I always say!!

A


03 Feb 04 - 12:11 AM (#1107892)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Bill D

I, my friends, am sick unto death of cute, perky, young women reading the **NEWS** on the TV these days, who can't change the tone in their voice or the expression on their vapid faces , whether the subject is the local garden show, or the horrible deaths of 200 peole in an airplane crash!

"Hi, I'm Cindy Smithers (rising inflection), and tonight there was this terrible crash on U.S. Eighty0Onnneee,(rising inflection). We are on the line with Sgt. Jones of the highway patrool (rising inflection)...and..."

you get the idea...they'd be 'perky' if Armageddon had just been announced.


03 Feb 04 - 12:17 AM (#1107895)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Teresa

I hate hate HATE it when I say something I want taken seriously and the person I'm talking to says: "Whatever." I'd rather they call me a blockhead.

I hate it when I'm walking, using my white cane, and someone says: "Turn." Which way?

I hate it when I tell people I'm interested in folk music and they say "Oh, yeah, that was the 60s; it's not in anymore."

I hate it when I tell someone I'm interested in science fiction and they say: 'I outgrew that phase."

Ahhhhh, haven't ranted in forever. That felt good.   Thanks for the opportunity, and thanks for reviving the thread, Cluin. Now we'll question whether it was a good idea ... ;)
Teresa


03 Feb 04 - 12:27 AM (#1107899)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Amos

"...and I'll be your waiter tonight and my name is Cindy Smithers if you need anything!!"

(They don't tell you what their name is if you DON'T need anything, but they make sure to come back when you don't, and bubble out with "How IS everything??" or even worse, "How are WE doing here, folks??". The obvious answer is "I'm doing fine -- I just saved ten bucks on your tip!" but you never SAY that!! :>) )

A


03 Feb 04 - 05:29 AM (#1107994)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: muppett

I hate it when you're out in the rain and you get stuck behind someone with a Brolly (umbrella) and you can't overtake them without getting poked in the eye with them or if someone's approaching you with one, they don't see you till the last moment and you have to serve to miss them and usually it's either into a puddle or out onto the road.

I hate it when you're in the pub & someone comes upto you & asks 'Is someone sitting on that seat' and points to an empty seat.

I hate when you get on a busy bus and people all stand huddled at the front, instead of moving down.


03 Feb 04 - 06:32 AM (#1108027)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Jeanie

Here is something that really concerns me when driving. It is now so common that I think some drivers must think it is part of the Highway Code:

Drivers waiting to turn from a side road into a more major road, who "nose" their cars further and further out into the oncoming traffic.

Some people don't even wait at all! I see them drive up and *immediately* start to nose out. They act as if it is their right to do this. Why not wait patiently and be safe ?

- jeanie


03 Feb 04 - 11:51 AM (#1108269)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Cluin

How about the jerk who has to speed up and pass you, just so he can make a left turn a quarter mile up the road? So now you have to stop behind him and wait for him to make his left, which apparently he couldn't make until he got in front of you, especially when there was nobody behind you.


03 Feb 04 - 07:04 PM (#1108612)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: The Fooles Troupe

Kind to animals good!
Cruel to animals Ba-a-a-a-ad!
Kind to animals good!
Cruel to animals Ba-a-a-a-ad!
Kind to animals good!
Cruel to animals Ba-a-a-a-ad!
Kind to animals good!
Cruel to animals Ba-a-a-a-ad!
Kind to animals good!
Cruel to animals Ba-a-a-a-ad!
Kind to animals good!
Cruel to animals Ba-a-a-a-ad!
Kind to animals good!
Cruel to animals Ba-a-a-a-ad!
Kind to animals good!
Cruel to animals Ba-a-a-a-ad!
Kind to animals good!
Cruel to animals Ba-a-a-a-ad!
Kind to animals good!
Cruel to animals Ba-a-a-a-ad!
Kind to animals good!
Cruel to animals Ba-a-a-a-ad!
Kind to animals good!
Cruel to animals Ba-a-a-a-ad!
Kind to animals good!
Cruel to animals Ba-a-a-a-ad!


03 Feb 04 - 09:15 PM (#1108711)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: dianavan

Dogs that wear clothes!

Evergreens pruned into wierd shapes.

S.U.V's and Jeeps that have never seen a country road.

Bankers who think they're doing you a favour.

People who do not plan and then expect you to go into "emergency mode" to save them.

Liars!

Thats enough for now.

d


03 Feb 04 - 09:29 PM (#1108721)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Amos

Especially companies who send you some completely falsified information -- such as "Congratulations on choosing Acme as your insurer" when you never made any such choice -- and then plead bureaucratic divisions and processes and ignorance when you call to ream them out about it.


A


04 Feb 04 - 12:10 AM (#1108792)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Bill D

*deep breath*...

people who do not comprehend that on a computer and on the internet you do NOT number files, images, folders, etc. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11..

they end up
1
10
11
2
3
4
.
.etc..You MUST use leading zeros!
01
02
03
04.....etc. or THEY WILL BE OUT OF ORDER!!!! The Record Lady, bless her generous heart, who put thousands of wonderful songs on the net, did NOT understand this. In a list of a hundred songs, identified only by a number sequence, it gets VERY tedious to re-name them. And I dare not even start on pages of image files!!!

thank you for your attention...


04 Feb 04 - 03:28 AM (#1108856)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Teresa

Reminds me of another rant: ...

Web pages that have no text on images. For example when you place your mouse over a graphic and it says:

[imgsrcequals456bjuo54963298143276912890bufubar%%$&#%&&!!*!!!!!]

Hows about putting a pair of quotes in there with some little piece of descriptive text for us blind folks, and giveing extra info for folks who mouse over ...

End of tech rant.

Thanks to Mudcat and many others, for making sites accessible! :D

As fer the rest of y'all ...

Teresa


04 Feb 04 - 01:00 PM (#1109261)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Kim C

Dianavan, I work with those no-planning, drop-everything-and-work-on-my-problem people. If they would just take one freakin minute to rub their two brain cells together, we wouldn't have these panic situations. But I guess that makes too much sense, doesn't it?


04 Feb 04 - 01:38 PM (#1109294)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Firecat

Rude people! There is absolutely no reason whatsoever for rudeness. If you don't lke what someone is saying, just tell them politely!!!

Oh, and don't even get me started on answerphones. I ask you, is it really necessary to put "Leave your name and number after the tone"??? My voicemail for my mobile just says, "It's an answerphone, you know what to do."

Work does my head in as well. They say "If you don't get such-and-such a percentage, you will be sacked". I've not done brilliantly recently but as far as I am aware they haven't sacked anyone!!


05 Feb 04 - 02:22 AM (#1109750)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: dianavan

KimC:

I often have to solve problems at work. I am often referred to as a trouble-shooter. Quite often people are sent to me for a "reality check".

What really gripes me is when people won't cop to making a mistake. Its pretty hard to solve a problem when people won't admit to their part of the problem. I can accept that people make mistakes but I have a very hard time with half-truths and cowards who are afraid they might get into trouble.

d


05 Feb 04 - 05:56 AM (#1109812)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Shanghaiceltic

Kenny G for elevator and hotel lobby music; bloody stuff is played everywhere over here.

and

The officious little S**** in hats here who stop you crossing roads by blasting whistles in your ears and waving a little yellow flag in your face. And no they are not policemen.

and

Shanghai taxi drivers who gob out of the window all the time.

and

Those little bastards with their cell phones playing bloody noisy games on them all the time, especialy when it is a taxi driver who is driving!!

and

That stupid Kia car advert, the one that goes 'The car that cares'

and

Waitresses in resteraunts here only offering you Budweiser beer which is made under licence in China and is even worse than the cats pee brewed in the US.

and

I think that is enough for the moment.


05 Feb 04 - 11:13 AM (#1109990)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Johnny in OKC

If they think same-sex marriages are a problem,
just wait until they get to same-sex divorce.

Who gets to keep the Pomeranian?

JOHNNY in OKC


05 Feb 04 - 11:55 AM (#1110022)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: GUEST,Shlio

Physiotherapists!

The type who see you after making you wait for six months and reward you by saying you have "ghastly posture". That's fine - they're paid to say things like that. But the improvements they suggest should NOT make your back hurt worse than ever.


05 Feb 04 - 06:35 PM (#1110278)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: HuwG

From the "wrong" side of the bar ...


Drinkers who, no matter how long they have been waiting to be served, say "Errrrrm ....", and who take five minutes to make up their mind what they want to drink, with everyone else waving tenners and apparently dying of thirst.

The customer who asks, "What flavour crisps do you have ?", makes you rummage through all the boxes and announce every obscure flavour before asking for "Plain".

The ones who say, "Oh, and a pint of Guinness, please", at the end of the order. Guinness takes several minutes to pour, it is like watching paint dry. Why couldn't they ask for it at the start of the order, so we can let it pour while pulling everything else.

The ones who disappear from the pub to answer their mobiles while you try and ask whether they want anything else, collect the money or proffer change.

And the ones who stand, oblivious to polite requests, blocking the hatch leading from behind the bar to in front of it. I can postpone collecting empty glasses, but I have to get down to the cellar to change barrels now. Just you stand there like a lump a bit longer, mate. I'll show you what being a prop forward is about.

Enough. Perhaps I won't need to do the job much longer.


05 Feb 04 - 09:01 PM (#1110372)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: The Fooles Troupe

I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
Across the Irish Sea,
I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
It's the only thing for me.
I've tried walking sideways,
And walking to the front,
But people just look at me,
And say he's just a silly ....


06 Feb 04 - 05:25 AM (#1110597)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: GUEST,noddy

bklah blah blah blah blah blhab blha blah blah blah blah blah BLAH BLSH BLAH blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blhah balhb ablah blah BLDA BLAHG BLAGH BLAH BLAH blhablblah blah !!!!!!


06 Feb 04 - 12:55 PM (#1110833)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Johnny in OKC

Radio morning traffic reports delivered by chirpy announcers, so fast you can't figure out what's happening, e.g.:

"Injury-accident on I-40 at Northwest I-44 southbound, another on Northeast 25th westbound at South 23'rd street, a jack-knife truck at westbound 50'th and I-44 East, slowing at East 145'th and Northwest Express ..."

Ebay "snipers" having NEVER PLACED A BID for the previous six days, suddenly popping up in the LAST FOUR SECONDS to grab that Dreadnought for a measly two bits more than your maximum.

People who wiggle two fingers of each hand in the air to indicate they are quoting something -- WAY to make yourself look like a complete moron!

Love, Johnny


06 Feb 04 - 05:21 PM (#1110982)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Amos

Announcers, reporters, or advertisers who somehow have acquired the idea that yelling at people is more persuasive. I hate it.

A


06 Feb 04 - 05:28 PM (#1110985)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Bill D

Amos...have you seen that nut in the yellow suit with the $$?? all over, screaming and running crazily around, demanding that you buy his book on how to get free money from US programs? Now THAT is one of my favorites to hate!


04 Jun 04 - 07:51 AM (#1200090)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: GUEST,rantee

sometimes, there's thoughtful threads.

sometimes, there's funny threads.

sometimes, there's polka dotted threads.

and sometimes there's..........................................................
RANTING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


04 Jun 04 - 08:45 AM (#1200130)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Tracey Dragonsfriend

PC's that pretend they're doing something, when they really dies like a dog half an hour ago.
Days that start out cold & teeming with rain, the change their minds and turn into heatwaves, just so that whatever I dress in, I'll either freeze or boil.
People who are clearly suffering from something both debilitating and highly infectious, but come in to work anyway. Then they do nothing useful, but sneeze all over everyone all day. Thanks for sharing!
Helpdesk callers who say "It just went funny all of a sudden" and expect you to know what's wrong, presumably by figuring out telepathically what they did to it that they're not telling you.


04 Jun 04 - 08:52 AM (#1200140)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: GUEST,MMario

Helpdesk callers who say "It just went funny all of a sudden" and expect you to know what's wrong, presumably by figuring out telepathically what they did to it that they're not telling you.

How about the ones that claim to have done something "over and over" - but when you walk them through it it works? Or the ones who say their usename was ALWAYS xxxyyyzzz when the creation date on their account as aaabbbccc is five years ago?


04 Jun 04 - 08:54 AM (#1200144)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: GUEST,noddy

huh huh huh huh huh huh huuh huuhh huuhh huuhh


Sorry I thought it said PANT


04 Jun 04 - 09:28 AM (#1200182)
Subject: RE: BS: Rant Here!!!...............
From: Tracey Dragonsfriend

Or the ones that deny any knowledge of ever touching the database/file/document/whatever, when their username is stamped all over the "fixes" (=random changes) they've been making for days...