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29 Apr 03 - 11:15 AM (#942770) Subject: Some thoughts for the day... From: GUEST,A worry shared I. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... 5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair. 6. If all is not lost, where is it? 7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. 8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. 9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few. 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. 15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? 16. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after. 19. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT! 20. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. |
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29 Apr 03 - 01:00 PM (#942856) Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared... From: nutty You're memory is one of those things that does not improve as you get older ..... along with your waistline. |
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29 Apr 03 - 01:16 PM (#942877) Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared... From: Amos I forget what my waistline used to be, so I guess I'm okay, huh? |
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29 Apr 03 - 01:41 PM (#942898) Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared... From: CarolC Over the hill? What hill? I don't remember any hill... |
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30 Apr 03 - 12:31 AM (#943291) Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared... From: mack/misophist Too soon old, too late smart. Except I'm still waiting for smart. An IRQ conflict this evening had me ready to go back yo pencils. |
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30 Apr 03 - 01:28 AM (#943312) Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared... From: GUEST CarolC, That was just a hill when I was a teenager, now it seems like a mountain ;-) |
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30 Apr 03 - 09:26 AM (#943479) Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared... From: Firecat They say hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it?? |
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30 Apr 03 - 10:00 AM (#943498) Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared... From: *daylia* :>) LOL! Thanks GUEST! |
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30 Apr 03 - 01:38 PM (#943681) Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared... From: Bat Goddess My Random Access Memory has gotten more and more random. Linn |
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30 Apr 03 - 02:37 PM (#943727) Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared... From: TIA An unintentional funny... My mother had forgotten something and tried to trot out the line "I've got CRS syndrome". (Can't Remember Sh_t) But, she said "I've got CRT syndrome". We laughed 'til we peed. (Okay, you had to be there...but, I was.) |
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30 Apr 03 - 05:55 PM (#943871) Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared... From: Carly Long ago...My karma ran over my dogma. |
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30 Apr 03 - 06:15 PM (#943892) Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared... From: Little Hawk I had a great joke to post here, but I forgot it when I had to go upstairs for a minute to get something, and when I got there I couldn't remember what it was that I was looking for. I wandered around trying to remember, and I got a drink of water instead. I then became distracted by the dog's latest offence against domestic order and tranquility. Then I remembered that there was something I was doing on the computer, and so here I am...back on the computer. So...what was I doing on the computer anyway? Why am I here? - LH |
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01 May 03 - 04:47 PM (#944447) Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared... From: JohnInKansas Hey LH - Just forget about it, it wasn't important. John |
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01 May 03 - 09:10 PM (#944592) Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared... From: Mudlark Two days ago, while in town, I suddenly remembered an almost forgotten b'day, stopped into a shop and found a nifty card and bought it. Now, for the life of me I can't remember who the card was for. Sigh. It's not bad enough that it now takes me weeks to learn songs I used to learn in hours--now I'm forgetting what I just remembered. |