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BS: New Terrorist Threat??

11 May 03 - 04:57 PM (#950609)
Subject: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Rapparee

This was sent to me over the Internet, so it must be true:

"LATEST TERRORIST NEWS

Apparently a teacher has been arrested in the UK in possession of
compasses, protractor, and straight edge. It is claimed he is a
member of the Al Gebra movement bearing weapons of math instruction."


11 May 03 - 05:01 PM (#950612)
Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: katlaughing

Never fear...we're doing asbestos we can!


11 May 03 - 05:01 PM (#950613)
Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: leprechaun

Hang him high. That group's been terrorizing me since junior high!


11 May 03 - 05:11 PM (#950623)
Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Amos

Yeah -- a haughty, self-centered lot, claiming to be descended from Egyptians, and demanding they be given credit for half of Western Civilization to boot. Next you know they'll be insisting we give them back Manhattan.


WhatEVer... :>)


A


11 May 03 - 05:12 PM (#950626)
Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Rapparee

I'll give them Manhattan. LA, too, for that matter....


11 May 03 - 08:35 PM (#950712)
Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: artbrooks

Any group that invented the zero (zed) can't be worth much....


11 May 03 - 10:06 PM (#950742)
Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Courtesy of the "Mother of All BS Threads" thread, I have temporarilly taken on the persona of Mudcat Village Idiot. As such, I have nothing to say except "Aaaarrrrrggggghhhh!!!!!!". When I have returned to being my usual exceedingly witty self I will think of something exceedingly witty to say.

It's kinda nice bein' a idjit.

Bruce


11 May 03 - 11:09 PM (#950767)
Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: khandu

So that's where you are, KNOWER OF THINGS! I knew you were hiding out somewhere around here since you became an idjit.

But...don't be intimidated...we need idjits on the MOTHER thread as much as we need anyone else!

BTW, Rapaire, whoever wrote the story had acute angle!

k


12 May 03 - 03:34 AM (#950835)
Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Mark Cohen

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

Aloha,
Mark


12 May 03 - 10:41 PM (#951471)
Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: diesel

Newsflash :

Anti-terrorist Police officers where called on sightings of massed units of terrorists training in open fields in the foothills of the Dublin mountains. Members openly admitted to being of the long established Tallaght-band.
Investigation continues......

(Gotta be Irish to get that one...)


12 May 03 - 11:42 PM (#951501)
Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Little Hawk

New terrorist threat? Where? Who is the USA planning to invade now?

- LH


12 May 03 - 11:49 PM (#951503)
Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Cluin

Like I heard a comedian say once:

"Remember in lower school, they made us try to use those stupid little kiddie scissors that had no edge and wouldn't cut through paper, but we all had a math set with a compass and set of pointed dividers that could you could stab a grizzly bear to death with?"

Yes, it's all starting to make sense now...


13 May 03 - 04:32 PM (#951996)
Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: iRiShBaBe

lol diesel..


13 May 03 - 04:44 PM (#952009)
Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Kim C

mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!


01 Feb 05 - 10:57 AM (#1395658)
Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: GUEST,jambri

been away from iraq terrorist by alias ibrahim have cell using
this number 009715-8897020 believe to be in dubai hiding