22 May 03 - 10:19 PM (#957990) Subject: Lyr Add: BIG NELLIE MAY (from the Corries) From: Seamus Kennedy BIG NELLIE MAY As recorded by The Corries on "The Dawning of the Day" (1982) and "The Comedy Collection" (2003) 1. Now I'll tell ye the story of Big Nellie May. She took up the golf in a serious way. Wi' her shiny new clubs and her big plastic bag, She could easily have passed for Jack Nicklaus in drag. CHORUS: Wi' yer toora lye, oora lye, oora lye ay. 2. Now Nellie was handicapped more than the rest. Her stroke was impaired by the size of her chest. Her over-development proved her downfall. When she swung, they both swung and all missed the ball. 3. Well, Nellie decided they hampered her stroke, So she tethered them up wi' a big piece o' rope, But they didn't like being tied up in a noose, And the very next stroke, both rascals were loose. 4. Well, in sheer desperation she turned to the pro, Who looked at poor Nell and said, "Well, I don't know. I've only seen two that look like yours do, And they were on a camel in Calderbank Zoo." 5. Well, this pointed remark at the poor girl's physique Caused Nellie to lash out in a great fit of pique. Her blow caught the pro in his most cherished spot, And now he's got two just as big as she's got. |
22 May 03 - 11:26 PM (#958017) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Big Nellie May From: Giac **LOL** |
11 Jun 03 - 06:11 PM (#966068) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Big Nellie May From: Susanne (skw) This particular piece carries the keyword 'sexist trash' in my database, so I'd like to clear Matt McGinn of perpetrating it, even possibly. The Corries give 'G. Herd' as author. Don't know anything else about him. The tune is 'Villikins and His Dinah'. |
13 Nov 08 - 07:16 AM (#2492626) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Big Nellie May From: kendall I learned this one from Gordon Menzies of Gaberlunzie back in 1988. Actually, I swapped "Send me to glory in a glad bag" for it. |
13 Nov 08 - 07:05 PM (#2493244) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Big Nellie May From: masato sakurai Alex Beaton - Big Nellie May is on YouTube. |
15 Nov 08 - 10:08 AM (#2494556) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Big Nellie May From: Susanne (skw) Still no info on 'G. Herd'? |
07 Jan 10 - 12:41 PM (#2805821) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Big Nellie May From: goatfell it is just a song no offence taken |
07 Jan 10 - 12:46 PM (#2805827) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Big Nellie May From: goatfell but there are people that can't take a joke! |
07 Jan 10 - 01:16 PM (#2805849) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Big Nellie May From: Q (Frank Staplin) Only appreciated by male golfers? Pity. Listed as by Herd/Browne/Williamson on one website. |
08 Jan 10 - 07:26 PM (#2807082) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Big Nellie May From: Susanne (skw) Well, Browne (Ronnie) and Williamson (Roy) are The Corries. They probably made it popular so they're associated with it in the way The Fureys are with No Man's Land or Alex Campbell with Good To See You. |
25 Aug 14 - 03:58 AM (#3653764) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Big Nellie May (from the Corries) From: GUEST Does anybody know when it was first recorded? |