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24 May 03 - 03:28 PM (#958778) Subject: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: Padre In a moment of weakness, after finishing Sunday's sermon, I had this idea: Take a famous name, add, subtract or change ONE letter and come up with a new career for the person. To get it started, here are three examples Subtract: Sherlock HOMES, famous real estate agent Add: his friend Dr John WHATSON, movie reviewer Change: the lovely Margo PANE, companion to Lamont Cranston, and the only one who can see through his disguise as The Shadow Padre |
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24 May 03 - 04:43 PM (#958805) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: Rapparee As the man said, "Though he could be more humble, there's no police like Holmes." (I've been wanted to use that. I think it was Vincent Starret.) Change: Vincent Starlet, movie wannabe. |
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24 May 03 - 07:07 PM (#958843) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: Liz the Squeak Lady Politician to Groundsperson - Mo Mowem.... Prime Minister of Britian to ..... oh hang on, no change at all - Tony Blah LTS |
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24 May 03 - 07:30 PM (#958848) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: GUEST,Jon The change I'd like to make doesn't seem to be allowed - I'd like to swap the order of 2 letters. That way we could have. Tony B'Liar |
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24 May 03 - 09:01 PM (#958869) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: Helen Jon, Is Tony B'Liar any relation to Johhny B'Good? Our own PM in Oz: From Little Johnny Howard to Little Johnny Who-ward(-a-thought he'd ever get to be PM)? Or How-ward we get rid of him? Helen |
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25 May 03 - 06:31 AM (#958956) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: Hrothgar At least we're rid of his Governor-General, whose main fault is that he is too much like John Howard. |
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25 May 03 - 03:48 PM (#958996) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: GUEST Tory Blair |
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25 May 03 - 04:57 PM (#959037) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: katlaughing Red Skeleton - Communist skeletal model Mothers Brothers - Uncles pickin' and singin' Ari Flesher - fleshes out cartoon drawings John Vayne - he thought the song was about him Dope John Paul - town idiot (with apologies!) Whirley Temple - spinning toy Jane Eye - private investigator Big Dick - porn star (Sorry, Big Mick, couldn't resist!!!**BG**) Mark Dwain - Plumber for hire **groan** |
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25 May 03 - 05:03 PM (#959041) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Flippin right! If I changed my internet name to Dead Sober in Sioux Falls I woudnt get half as many girls eh? - BDiBR |
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26 May 03 - 02:10 PM (#959371) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: Bill D Dom McHenry- producer of Welsh Champagne (*grin*..could NOT resist.) |
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26 May 03 - 02:33 PM (#959377) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: John MacKenzie Loan Baez she'll borrow your song Tam Paxton the wandering menstrual [Ah the old jokes] Lon Chancy Jr. might frighten you Dick Chancy picnic at hanging chad Kent Livingstone Almost got the first name right Gorge W Bush That's the space between the ears Bob Pope he bloody well should be, job needs a joker Dad Hoarse Well known Captain Ahab impersonator. I'll get me coat.....Giok |
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26 May 03 - 04:30 PM (#959418) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: Peter Kasin Catspay - A certain Mudcatter veterinarian. Chanteyranger |
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26 May 03 - 07:03 PM (#959465) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: pixieofdoom Christopher Columbo- the detective who discovered America |
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26 May 03 - 07:39 PM (#959483) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: GUEST William Shitner...boldly going.. |
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26 May 03 - 08:36 PM (#959496) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: GUEST,& Guess Again Typical Mudcat FIFTH GRADE mentality. |
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26 May 03 - 10:20 PM (#959531) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: Bill D Mopalong Cassidy- janitor NOAA..weatherman, and predictor of floods Jesus Crust-Puerto Rican baker (HAY-soos!) ...*getting my coat and following Giok to safer places* |
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27 May 03 - 01:56 PM (#959877) Subject: RE: BS: A name change makes a big difference From: Mr Red Padre There was a home security shop in Papramaumu NZ trading under the name of Surelock Homes |