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BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack

27 May 03 - 02:09 PM (#959887)
Subject: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Linda Kelly

I have noticed that that old *** has failed to start a Happy Birthday Linda Kelly thread on my behalf- some friend. In retaliation -I will not be starting a Happy Birthday Les from Hull thread, since we share the same date (although obviously not the same year). May you live in interesting times my friend.


27 May 03 - 02:29 PM (#959903)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: brid widder

I'm sure he'll deserve everything coming his way... Guiness ...Jameson's can I join the fight?...Happy Birthday both of you


27 May 03 - 02:31 PM (#959904)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

happy birtday linda and les.john


27 May 03 - 02:34 PM (#959905)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: MMario

*grin* youtoo wouldn't be related, would you? Sure sounds like it!


27 May 03 - 02:35 PM (#959906)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Catherine Jayne

Happy Birthday to the both of you!!

Cat


27 May 03 - 03:06 PM (#959931)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Mudlark

Happy B'day to you both, and may the best wo/man win!


27 May 03 - 03:29 PM (#959952)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Mrs.Duck

Well I for one won't wish either of you the very happy birthday you obviously deserve, nor will I raise a glass in your honour! (What do you mean what's that in my hand - it's a vase and my flowers like beer!!)


27 May 03 - 03:30 PM (#959953)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Micca

Happy Birthday Linda
happy Birthday Les from Hull
I am strictly neutral in this and will, therefore, attack both sides equally!!!and with equal venom..


27 May 03 - 03:32 PM (#959955)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Tyke

Happy birthday to all from me too!


27 May 03 - 03:43 PM (#959970)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: ossonflags

Nor did he wish me happy birthday to linda - but does the gallant ossonflags hold a grudge? - never!!!!

Your bulb of garlic awaits you, les, on first sun sess.and a belated happy birthday linda and les!!!!


27 May 03 - 03:46 PM (#959972)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Morticia

Les is in trouble, Les is in trouble.....I hope you get to see another birthday Les, but just in case, better make this one really good.And a very happy Birthday to Linda, I'm ready with the bail money as usual.


27 May 03 - 03:50 PM (#959976)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: stevetheORC

Best wishes to the pair of you. If you decide to have a duel can I sell tickets:-)))

orc N Pushkin


27 May 03 - 04:09 PM (#959989)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: smallpiper

"May you live in interestting times" ..ouch!

well when ever they are (the birthdays) have happy ones and may your times not be interesting!


27 May 03 - 04:43 PM (#960011)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Willa

No need to make a song and dance about it, Linda,(though you could write a song about it?).
Buy each other a drink or two and celebrate in style.


28 May 03 - 01:54 PM (#960664)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Les from Hull

Well all right there Linda. Happy (now belated) birthday. And never forget - I am considerably older than yow!!


28 May 03 - 02:45 PM (#960689)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: John MacKenzie

Well Linda it's obvious you must be the younger of the two, I base this observation on the well known fact that the best 10 years of a woman's life, is between 21 and 22.
I'm off b4 it gets nasty.....Giok


29 May 03 - 09:02 AM (#961194)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: GUEST,MC Fat

Happy birthday you old git


29 May 03 - 01:39 PM (#961365)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Oaklet

I have polished one of my plums in honour of you both.


29 May 03 - 01:45 PM (#961370)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: mooman

Happy birthday and cuddles for both of you but especially Linda!

moo


29 May 03 - 06:35 PM (#961507)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Noreen

HB both! Good to see you at the weekend, Les m'dear, so far frae home- but where were you Linda? You missed a jolly good sing with the reformed Navy Cut.

Hope you both are having a lovely birthday week.

Oaklet dear:- which one?


29 May 03 - 07:02 PM (#961523)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Herga Kitty

Thanks Noreen - I was just wondering how anyone could tell from this distance which one. But I thought HB was a definition of hardness of pencils. Never mind, I'm just a southerner so probably don't know anything....


30 May 03 - 08:11 AM (#961782)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Geoff the Duck

HB! Pencils??? NO!
They don't let people from Hull have anything sharper than wax crayons!!!!
Quack!
Geoff.


30 May 03 - 09:11 AM (#961827)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Les from Hull

That's why I do a lot of stuff in the key of F. I'm not allowed anything sharp.


30 May 03 - 03:36 PM (#962117)
Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Linda Kelly

We wos there I promise Theresa can vouch for that -got a bit wet so went into ocean terminus for hot drinks! Sorry did not see you- but will catch up with you at Beverley? Warwick?Cleckheaton?