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Those Pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction

27 May 03 - 08:50 PM (#960128)
Subject: Those Pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction
From: Peter T.

I see Donald Rumsfeld now suspects that those wacky Iraqis may have destroyed their weapons of mass destruction before the war started. Makes sense to me. Gee. Who woulda thunk it? Good thing he listened to the United Nations before doing anything foolish......

yours, Peter T.


27 May 03 - 08:54 PM (#960133)
Subject: RE: Those Pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction
From: Rapparee

Hey, those double-dealing, back-stabbing Iraquis done gone and dealt another blow against the side of righteousness by destroying all their WMDs like they was supposed to, huh? Figures. Can't trust 'em! Can't trust 'em at all!


27 May 03 - 09:56 PM (#960166)
Subject: RE: Those Pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction
From: Little Hawk

Ha! Ha! Ha!

They're going to find the "peace" a lot harder to win than the war was.

- LH


27 May 03 - 10:45 PM (#960190)
Subject: RE: Those Pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction
From: Bobert

Peace in the Middle East, L.H.? Think that's one of them oximoron thingies, ain't it?

Bobert


28 May 03 - 12:21 AM (#960228)
Subject: RE: Those Pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction
From: Little Hawk

Oh, well I just meant in Iraq.

- LH


28 May 03 - 12:35 AM (#960232)
Subject: RE: Those Pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction
From: Cluin

Yep, they dismantled all the WMDs. They needed the metal to make cash boxes to pack their travelin' money in so's they could get outta Dodge quick, y'see....


28 May 03 - 03:11 AM (#960277)
Subject: RE: Those Pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction
From: GUEST,Boab

OK......they are now universally revealed as a lying, devious bunch of crap-merchants; but they have "liberated" Iraq-----haven't they?????


28 May 03 - 05:08 AM (#960327)
Subject: RE: Those Pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction
From: Liz the Squeak

Interesting reversal here... usually you have the goods for return but not the receipt. In this case, you have the receipts but not the goods.... Hmm, wonder how they'll wriggle out of THIS one!

LTS


28 May 03 - 05:39 AM (#960343)
Subject: RE: Those Pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction
From: GUEST,Peace

They *have* found some WMDs buried...

Guardian story

Peace