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BS: New Member from Hull

17 Jun 03 - 09:34 AM (#967575)
Subject: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Denis from Hull

Hi.


17 Jun 03 - 09:38 AM (#967577)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: MMario

m'gad; they are everywhere!


17 Jun 03 - 09:54 AM (#967584)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Noreen

No, just in Hull.


17 Jun 03 - 10:06 AM (#967588)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: John MacKenzie

I think it's all John Prescott's fault.
Hello Denis, only one n I note, if you had two you might get more eggs.
Ochone ochone....Giok


17 Jun 03 - 10:07 AM (#967590)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Noreen

Welcome, Denis.

Tell us a bit more about yourself- are jOhn and Les your older or younger brothers?

Do you play/sing/work in a curry ship?

Do you keep Freesians or is it warm today?

Will you be at Beverley this weekend?

What is your position on equine pugilism and/or prosthetics?

Would you go to a hairdressers or a bookshop for a perm?

(Just the usual conversation starters in 'ull9)

:0)


17 Jun 03 - 10:10 AM (#967594)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Noreen

If he had two he might put out more fires too, Giok.

Denis, Denis- avec tes yeux si bleu......


17 Jun 03 - 10:18 AM (#967603)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Les from Hull

Welcome to the 'from Hull' family. I'm not yer dad am I?


17 Jun 03 - 10:27 AM (#967606)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Denis from Hull

Hi John told me about this site, thanks for the welcome.
Curry ships? Fresians?
Hopefully see/hear some of you in Beverley.
You could well be my dad Les, are you about 67?

Denis


17 Jun 03 - 10:31 AM (#967610)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Sorcha

Oh, just you wait. You'll find out more than you wanted about curry ships, bears, Freesians and other strange things. Welcome to the zoo......we're only dangerous at feeding time.


17 Jun 03 - 10:57 AM (#967624)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: smallpiper

but in Hull we're alwuz dangeruss!

welcome Denis what do you play or do you sing or do you do both and do we know you?

For enlightenment read all Punch the Horse threads they are the best band down jOhn's street!


17 Jun 03 - 11:23 AM (#967648)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: sian, west wales

o gawd. another one. I'd say, "there goes the neighbourhood" but we're way past that point ...

sian


17 Jun 03 - 12:07 PM (#967696)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Mrs.Duck

See you at Beverley Denis - we're the ones with hundreds of kids.


17 Jun 03 - 12:24 PM (#967718)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: John MacKenzie

Noreen that Blondie song was the first thing that came to my mind too! I'm a poor sad folkie with TWO Blondie tapes in his car. Very ethnic you know!!.....Giok


17 Jun 03 - 12:41 PM (#967739)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Amos

Denis:

Welcome to the Cat. I would recommend you consider moving to Warwickshire.

A


17 Jun 03 - 03:23 PM (#967843)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Oaklet

Hello Denis. Is it hot in here?


17 Jun 03 - 03:42 PM (#967855)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Heloo,Dennis,have,you,goy,any,anys,in,your,house?


17 Jun 03 - 05:31 PM (#967936)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Linda Kelly

Denis are you sure you don't spell your name Dennis? Then you will have sinned backwards -not unlike many 'catters I know


17 Jun 03 - 05:40 PM (#967943)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: GUEST

JOhn,how do you know denis is a goy? he might well be a jeoo. They can have anys too.
jacktherlad


18 Jun 03 - 05:48 AM (#968232)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Dead Horse

Hi Denis,
I see your keyboard is an import from somewhere other than Hull.
Get it replaced with a local one at the first opportunity, then we can see where you're coming from - so to speak.
If you are especially nice to jOhn, he might be willing to sell you his old one, or swop for a couple of bears.
Anyway, welcome to the madhouse - despite adding to the confusion.


18 Jun 03 - 05:59 AM (#968240)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Mr Red

Giok

Hey call me thick but I don't get the reference to two eggs? One is une oeuf for. Oh wait a bit 2 n's - it has just clucked. It's a cracker......

Denis - If Les was your father what relation to Dustin Gee are you?


18 Jun 03 - 09:43 AM (#968370)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Les from Hull

I'm almost certainly not Denis's father, as I am only a sprightly 55-year-old. Perhaps Denis will be Beverley this weekend (along with the rest of us from 'ereabouts) where we can verify the facts.


18 Jun 03 - 09:58 AM (#968385)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Heloo,I,ment,ants.
9have,you,got,anty,ants,in,your'e,house?)


18 Jun 03 - 10:03 AM (#968388)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: John MacKenzie

Only Formica JoH9n....Giok


18 Jun 03 - 10:07 AM (#968391)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: MMario

Giok?

That HURT!


18 Jun 03 - 10:24 AM (#968403)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Noreen

Hey Giok- get back in the knife drawer, Mr Sharp!

And jOhn, the ants I've had in my house are VERY anty.


19 Jun 03 - 06:20 AM (#968915)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Tweed

Hullo Denis

welcome to Mudcat. do you keep enny food in the fridge?

Yerz,
Tweed


19 Jun 03 - 06:35 AM (#968922)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Noreen

Denis was with jOhn on Mudchat last night and said we were all fuking mad questioned our sanity .

Coming from a friend of jOhn's I'd say that's a great compliment.

:0)


19 Jun 03 - 12:42 PM (#969135)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8

Last night's Mudchat was a voyage of discovery. Noreen's assertion that when Poles copulate, the progeny is dowling, was a real gusset dampener.

No, jOhn, I am not going to beberly.


19 Jun 03 - 01:13 PM (#969163)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Noreen

But Skippy dear, why did you need to know whether Poles copulate, prior to your visit there? I think I understood at the time...


19 Nov 03 - 09:53 PM (#1057398)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Heloo, there is some more new people from hull now, loike sweetfire, eel ted, hand pulled boy, s2k, harry watts band, and probly loads of others, i think there is about 70 hull mudcat people now,.
ps i dident see denis for ages, maybe he is ded or something?
or maybe his compter is busted or something.john


19 Nov 03 - 09:58 PM (#1057399)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

ps, that just prooves that hull is the best place in the worlfd, and every were else is rubbish,
and i forgot some mpre new peopel, but i cant rembe4r who they are, but some of them is G string,, Joe Hill, Emma Rugg, Chris, etc etc.


20 Nov 03 - 08:07 AM (#1057699)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: GUEST,Hulite

No place like home


20 Nov 03 - 09:46 AM (#1057757)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Dave Bryant

I think that Hull is exceeding it's Mudcat quota !   I often wondered, do they allow hullites to make unsupervised vists to the rest of the country ?


20 Nov 03 - 10:32 AM (#1057789)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: Beverley Barton

no we stay put, because-
1) it's thu beast plase in9 the wulrd
2) they haven't finished the road out of here yet.
    two more chaps from hull will be joining very soon too.
      j9hn, are you out there? we should have a hull mudcat club. wot do you think?


20 Nov 03 - 11:00 AM (#1057801)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend

Its neva dull in ull !!


21 Nov 03 - 09:30 AM (#1058483)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis

Oh no, not more of them


22 Nov 03 - 07:11 AM (#1059018)
Subject: RE: BS: New Member from Hull
From: ossonflags

Welcome Denis, from the only sensible one in Hull.

I am the one that is the singer with that splendid band "Punch The Horse"

Whats going on in Beverley this weekend Noreen and Mrs Duck? Have I/will I/ missed summat? I am back on the Sunday for the bow'ld Sir Rogs session at the Sun, after entertaining the Venerable Ragged Tashed Philanthropissed and his chums in the Huddersfield, is that it?