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29 Jun 03 - 11:39 PM (#974436) Subject: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,.gargoyle From Dayton Ohio - circa May, 2003.
I Love YouThe Barney Song
I love you,
With a hug, and a kiss,
Sincerely, |
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30 Jun 03 - 05:54 PM (#974671) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,Martin Gibson Have to ask, on that "little bit more", who's walking funnier, you or Barney? |
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30 Jun 03 - 09:06 PM (#974801) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: EBarnacle1 Be ashamed. Be very ashamed. |
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30 Jun 03 - 09:25 PM (#974812) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: LilyFestre Similar...not quite as bad though........ I love you You love me Ho~mo~sex~u~al~i~ty People think We're just friends But we're really Lesbians!!!!!! *Laughing* Lily =^..^= |
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30 Jun 03 - 10:21 PM (#974831) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,Martin Gibson Lily: Thanks for the laugh. EBarnacle: I'm not. |
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30 Jun 03 - 11:25 PM (#974855) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,.gargoyle Lilly - in the interest of scholarship
Where and when did the song come from? (date/location you heard it)
Sincerely, |
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30 Jun 03 - 11:40 PM (#974857) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: LadyJean All of these, and many that are worse can be found in Josepha Sherman's "Greasey Grimey Gopher Guts". Which I reccomend. |
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01 Jul 03 - 12:15 AM (#974870) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,.gargoyle A quick web-search reveals that the little Barney ditty was not new to Ohio 2003.
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01 Jul 03 - 07:41 PM (#974878) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,Melani My daughter's version from Girl Scout camp: I love you, you love me, Together we can kill Barney; With a great big shotgun We'll blow him through the door-- No more stupid dinosaur! |
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01 Jul 03 - 09:00 PM (#974896) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: hobbitwoman My son's version from college was much simpler: "Kill the dino, kill the dino, kill the dino!!" Yes, his college career was short-lived. Annie |
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02 Jul 03 - 07:12 AM (#975045) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: LilyFestre Hmmm...when did I first hear the parody? Actually, I believe my high school girlfriend's and I were singing that and giggling before Barney came around...say 1983ish? It would be interesting to know when the I Love You song came about......... Lily |
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02 Jul 03 - 07:15 AM (#975046) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: LilyFestre When and where did I first encounter the parody? Actually, I first remember singing this song in the library at school with my highschool girlfriends long before I ever heard of Barney....say 1983ish. Any information on when the I Love You song came about??? As for second graders vehemently disliking Barney, I'd like to add that I've heard children as young as 3-4 years old exclaim, "I don't like Barney...he's CREEPY!" LOL...out of the mouth of babes! :) Lily =^..^= |
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15 Nov 08 - 02:34 PM (#2494686) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST I love you. You love me, Barney gave me H.I.V It started with a hug, But Barney wanted more. I got raped By a purple dinosaur!!!!!! |
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20 Nov 08 - 02:30 AM (#2498206) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,chavi i love you you love me barney gave me H.I.V it started with a hug but barney wanted more i got raped by a purple dinosaur |
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06 Dec 08 - 12:26 AM (#2509175) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I hate you From: GUEST I hate you you hate me lets get together and destroy barney you get the gas and ill get a match we will stick it right up barneys ass |
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11 Feb 09 - 03:21 AM (#2563541) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,GUESTTTT I hate you you hate my Tinky-winky shot Dipsy. Lots of bullets to the head. Go tell Lala dispsies dead. Theres more to the song but im not sure where to find it.. |
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12 Feb 09 - 10:18 PM (#2565577) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,Me I love you you love me lets get together and kill barney with blood on the door and barney on the floor No more purple dinosaur |
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14 Feb 09 - 06:17 PM (#2567061) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,Wicked I love you you love me with a gun and a bloody nose let's stick it right up barney's anal hole |
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26 Feb 09 - 07:13 PM (#2576827) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST I love you you love me crack cocaine and ecstacy with a sniff sniff here and a sniff sniff there now im in intensive care |
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07 Mar 09 - 06:02 AM (#2583164) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,Me Hey i got this one off my fwnd I hate you you hate me lets go out and kill bar-ney with a big shot gun we'll shoot him on the floor sorry kids no more fun i shot barney up the bum with a big shot gun we shot him on the floor no more purple dinosour!! |
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08 Mar 09 - 12:54 AM (#2583677) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST i love you you love me let's get together and kill barney with a knife in his head and a gun shot too let's tell mommy barney's dead (aint you glad barney's dead?) so many different ways to sing this song, it's hysterical. |
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09 Mar 09 - 09:51 PM (#2585238) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,jason this one is awsome.... I hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barney i'll get the gas u get the flamethrower lets go blow up barneys ass!!!! |
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11 Mar 09 - 05:31 PM (#2586666) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Aaronique and Cousins I HATE U, U LOVE ME BARN-NEY GAVE ME H.I.V WITH A KNIFE UP HIS PUSSY , AND HE RAPED ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARN-NEY. |
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14 Mar 09 - 05:23 PM (#2588937) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Thomas Heres mine xD. I hate you You hate me Lets get together to kill barney With a baseball bat and a four by four No more purple dinosaur! |
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16 Mar 09 - 10:39 AM (#2590055) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,djttj i-hate-you you-hate-me lets-get-together-and-kill-barney with-a-great-big-gun-and-a-bullet-to-the-head sorry-kids-but-barney's-dead |
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16 Mar 09 - 02:07 PM (#2590260) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Waffle maker. I hate you You hate me Lets get together and kill barney With an M44 And barney on the floor No more purple dinosaur |
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16 Mar 09 - 04:07 PM (#2590371) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,borgieee i love you you love me barney gave me HIV so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head now that purple bastards dead my versionn LOL xx |
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26 Mar 09 - 09:57 PM (#2598247) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST I hate you You hate me Let all go and kill barney Whith a bebe gun and a bullet to the head your free kids cause barney's dead |
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23 Apr 09 - 11:15 PM (#2617469) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod From: GUEST i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a knife in his back and a sniper in his nose pull the trigger and up he goes |
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30 Apr 09 - 11:15 AM (#2621944) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,aimsjdkdj i hate u u hate me u went and gave me hiv so i puched u in the balls and hit u in the head sorry children barneys dead |
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08 May 09 - 02:28 PM (#2627232) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,randommm I hate you You hate me Barney Gave me HIV Its started on the bed Then it moved to the floor I got raped by a dinosaur! XD |
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14 May 09 - 09:36 PM (#2632161) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,SAMJ I love u you love me barney touch me sexually it started with a kiss but he wanted more i got raped by a dinosaur |
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14 May 09 - 11:13 PM (#2632211) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Bill D ......I see we are being 'favored' by kids who can't be bothered with capitals or punctuation. Google has a lot to answer for. |
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15 May 09 - 07:28 AM (#2632403) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,mcmaner i love u , u love me, barney gave me hiv, so i kicked him in the balls, and shot him in the head, now the purple bastards DEAD! |
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17 May 09 - 02:07 AM (#2633669) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod From: GUEST,.... I love you, You love me, Lets go out and kill Barney With a death bomb, Bang, Boom, Barney's on the floor No-more stupid dinosaur |
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30 May 09 - 01:28 PM (#2644247) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,YOURMOTHER I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO |
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02 Jun 09 - 05:38 AM (#2646260) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Muttley I love you You love me Barney gave me HIV So I picked up a gun and shot him in the head Fuckin' great, now Barney's dead! My daughter taught that to her little brother who proudly got up in kinder and sang it to has class and (horrified) teachers! That little boy is now 17! |
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04 Jun 09 - 03:58 PM (#2648465) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Nevite I love you You love me Lets get together and kill Barney With a M-16 and a 4 by 4 No more purple dinosaur. |
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06 Jun 09 - 07:38 AM (#2649821) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Molly I've got one I love barney barney loves me Barney gave me HIV I gave him a kiss But he wanted more I got raped by a dinosaur My friends made it up |
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13 Jun 09 - 02:05 PM (#2655679) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Maryrosakk Here's one that i just made up: I Love You, You Love Me, there are Aids we can give Barney, with a slip on his dick, and a fake condom, the force is not very strong with this one. |
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13 Jun 09 - 07:43 PM (#2655856) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: kendall Someone sent me an e mail with Barney singing, I love you you love me etc. then three gunshots and a little voice yells "Shut the fuck up"! |
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18 Jun 09 - 06:46 PM (#2659810) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,BARNEYSUCKS!!!!!! I love you, you love me Let's get together and kill barney With a baseball bat and a 4 by 4 No more purple dinosaur!(this one's like really old, but i find it funny... God only fucking knows the fuck y!) |
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19 Jun 09 - 02:25 PM (#2660363) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST I love you, You tolerate me, Let's fix Barney in the first degree! We'll lobotomize his purple skull, So at least we'll know why Barney's so dull... |
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19 Jun 09 - 02:27 PM (#2660365) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego Mea Culpa; T'was my previous entry and I'm so ashamed... |
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16 Jul 09 - 04:35 AM (#2681242) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,helena I hate you You hate me togethe we can kill barney With a baseball bat and a four by four No more purple dinosaur! |
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21 Jul 09 - 01:24 PM (#2684585) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Annie Let's sing in MY version. I hate you, You hate me, Let's all start a world war 3 With a shotgun bomb and barney on the floor No more purple dinosaur. |
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22 Jul 09 - 01:28 PM (#2685382) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Me I hate you you hate me spongebob gave us hiv So I kicked him in the bulls and shot him in the head Now that yellow bastards dead |
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31 Jul 09 - 06:51 AM (#2690940) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST i hate u u hate me lets get together an kill barny with a bit of glass, shuve up his ass, never seen barny run so fast |
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31 Jul 09 - 07:56 PM (#2691340) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Joe Offer And the hits keep right on a-comin'... |
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10 Aug 09 - 11:01 AM (#2696982) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Dan I Hate You You Hate bobby gave me HIV So I Kicked him in the balls and shot him in head yay mummy and daddy bobbys dead |
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11 Aug 09 - 02:27 AM (#2697489) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Ruby i love you you love me lets gay up on bar-na-ey with a shot gun bang bang barneys on the floor no moor stupid dinisaw |
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15 Aug 09 - 03:46 AM (#2700750) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Forrest Devol god damn these suck ass. you give me hiv you sonomabitch, and i will rape your children. ima beat your ass you goddamn purple hermaphrodite or my name isnt forrest Yancy Devol. i gots one for you sons of bitches... I Love You You Love Me Forrest Just Raped Bar-ney With A Slap And A Yelp And A Sore Ass Hole Forrests' Pecker Barney Will Blow!!!! |
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15 Aug 09 - 03:53 AM (#2700753) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,joe mark anthony mello I don't know what the hell is wrong with you guys man, I love barney y'all need to grow up man, I'm gonna show you how I feel about barney man I love him he loves me barney took my virginity with a wince and yelp i took his purple cock now i'm in love with Bar-ney |
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15 Aug 09 - 04:05 AM (#2700759) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Max Bates I Hate Forrest Forrest Loves Me Lets Give Forrest Herpes With My Foot Up His Ass And My 9 To His Head Max Just Made Forrests' Register Turn Red Fuck You Forrest! You Gave Me HIV you gray haired, moustached, medium rare steak eatin, panty wearing Fagot ass bitch?!?!?!?! ITS OVER!!! YOURE DEAD AND YOURE FIRED!!! |
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15 Aug 09 - 04:11 AM (#2700763) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Lacy Capes I Love You You Love Me Barney ate my Roast Beef With a side of curly fries and a fresh Cream Pie Barney Made Me fuckin Cry I have a pussy that looks like Arbys Roast Beef and Barney ate it then came in my pussy and made me cry cuz he got me pregnant. at least barney had a big dick and not a little pinky pecker like Joe Mello. god it was soo small! |
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15 Aug 09 - 04:14 AM (#2700765) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Joe Offer If I were Barney, I'd be afraid. I'd be very afraid... |
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21 Aug 09 - 08:41 AM (#2705370) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,billy I love barney he's a great big fag like me, I way about 300 lbs like him, me and barney are soul mates |
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29 Aug 09 - 11:43 PM (#2711899) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Bill D So...what IS folk, anyway? |
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01 Sep 09 - 06:09 PM (#2714055) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST OMG! Leave Barney alone! >:( You abuse him too much. Oh, by the way ... he's my mate. >:) A very good one ... unlike yous! - Loopeehhh, P.S. Nice songs x] Bye?! xx |
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02 Sep 09 - 07:55 AM (#2714456) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: and e The earliest I have found for a variant of this rhyme is 1964 Ten vital Jewish issues - Page 155 by William Berkowitz - History - 1964 - 268 pages The variant is "I love you, you love me, we are all one happy family." There is no indication that this is sung. |
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03 Sep 09 - 01:07 PM (#2715516) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST The rhyme "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family" is documented as being sung in Mel Torme's 1974 biographical book _The Other Side of the Rainbow_. See here: The Other Side of the Rainbow: With Judy Garland on the Dawn Patrol - Page 148 by Mel Tormé - Music - 1974 - 241 pages She was entranced by the theme song, "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family ..." Every once in a while Jessi would sing along: ". . . owe you . ... No tune is indicated. Date of the song being sung is not decernable from the snippet. |
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04 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM (#2716041) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST The Mel Torme book discusses the Judy Garland show which aired 1963 to 1964. |
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04 Sep 09 - 09:29 AM (#2716090) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Azizi Thank you, and e - 02 Sep 09 - 07:55 AM, GUEST 03 Sep 09 - 01:07, and GUEST 04 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM for your comments. The information that you posted is interesting from a folkloric standpoint. It's probably unlikely that there can be an unmoderated online folkloric discussion about Barney and his "I Love You" song without people posting bawdy parodies of that song. ** For the record (no pun intended), Barney's "I Love You" song uses the "This Old Man" (Knick-Knack Paddywhack) tune. |
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04 Sep 09 - 09:38 AM (#2716098) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Azizi Here's some information about "Barney & His Friends" for those who may not be familiar with this television show/character: "Barney is a big purple Tyrannosaurus Rex with human-like qualities and abilities whom preschoolers love and some parents tend to merely tolerate. Barney promotes learning through his completely optimistic attitude and loving nature, cavorting about singing children's songs on a U. S. children's show, Barney & Friends. Children find Barney lovable, friendly and accepting. He made his television debut on PBS in 1992 in the children's television show titled "Barney & Friends". The character is tremendously popular among preschool children, entertaining with song and lessons in kindness. Originally airing in 1987, the Barney and Friends television show was aimed directly at the pre-school audience... Barney's best-known song is the much-spoofed sing along "I Love You, You Love Me," which epitomizes the show's simple, gentle approach." http://wikiparenting.parentsconnect.com/wiki/Barney_And_Friends ** Here's a link to a YouTube video of Barney singing "I Love You": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZivl5iKCo ** Here's an excerpt of the spoken introduction that Barney gave before sining that "I Love You" song: "Big or little, you're all wonderful just the way you are." |
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04 Sep 09 - 10:26 AM (#2716127) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Azizi Why do people hate Barney so much? Since the "Barney & Friends: show focuses on pre-school age children, one reason that older children could have for rejecting Barney is to demonstrate that they are older and therefore are far beyond such childish programming. But the viewer comments for YouTube videos such as this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZivl5iKCo as well as the parodies of Barney's "I Love You" song on this discussion thread document that there's much more going on here than older children proving that they have outgrown Barney. I admit that I actually read all of the 2,170 comments to date for that "I Love You" video. What I find most troubling to me was that so many people who loved to hate Barney indicated that he is gay and/or that he is a pedophile. Unfortunately, it appears that a number of people making those assertions inaccurately still connect being homosexual with being a pedophile. In my opinion, these aseertions about Barney the dinosaur being gay and Barney the dinosaur being a pedophile being coupled with the "Let's kill Barney" meme can have very dangerous consequences. This is particularly worrisome in light of the increases in physical attacks on homosexuals and lesbians worldwide that have been reported for decades. I'm not sure what if anything can be done about these Barney parodies and what if anything can be done about the venom directed towards Barney the purple dinosuar. Actually, I don't give a fig about the Barney character. My concern is directed to those who haters of Barney the dinosour might target in the real world. For what it's worth, I strongly believe that people should be more aware of the possible implications and the possible consequences of this "I love to hate Barney the purple dinosaur" phenomenon. Azizi Powell |
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14 Sep 09 - 08:48 PM (#2723784) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,rylane A B C D E F G WHY IS BARNEY ON TV STICK A RIFLE UP HIS NOSE PULL THE TRIGGER THERE IT GOES PENCIL PENCIL IN HIS EYE OH MY GOD BARNIE DIED |
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23 Sep 09 - 02:13 AM (#2729379) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST I hate you, you hate me, lets make up and kill dispey, with 20 bullets in his head, sorry lala, dipseys dead. lala cried, lala died, po just commited suicide, tinky winky crashed the plane, Teletubbies are insane !! |
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20 Oct 09 - 06:38 AM (#2748569) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,The Chosen One !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! I HAVE ONE ! ! I Love You ! ! You Love Me ! ! Let's Go Out And Kill Barney ! ! With A Big Shotgun ! ! Shoot Barney On The Floor ! ! No More Purple Dinosaur ! ! ! ! ! |
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29 Oct 09 - 11:20 PM (#2755415) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,betty b I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME I STUCK BARNEY UP A TREE WITH A BING BANG GUN I SHOT HIM THE HEAD SORRY KIDS BUT BARNEYS DEAD |
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05 Nov 09 - 10:55 AM (#2760143) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,LoLoL I hate you You hate me Let's get together And kill Barney With a great big Gun And a Bullet in his Head Now we know that Barney's dead -LoLoLoL- |
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06 Nov 09 - 04:17 AM (#2760652) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod From: GUEST,angelzroxz My Fav: I Love You You Love Me Barney Gave Me H.I.V So I Kicked Him In The Balls And I Shot Him In The Head Now The Purple Bastards Dead! |
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25 Nov 09 - 06:14 PM (#2773746) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,GUEST I hate you,hate me lets team up and kill barney with with a big fat knife and a bullet in his head...sorry kids but barneys dead extra:(Main theme of barney) Barney is a dinosaur that's in my imagination..very fat and full of crap that's in his dino nation. everyday he comes to play.but i do not like it.he will rape me day and night if i do not fight it! |
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05 Dec 09 - 06:35 AM (#2781196) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST i hate you you hate me barney gave me HIV |
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07 Dec 09 - 02:19 PM (#2783083) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Becky This version was popular when I was in middle school (1991-1994): I love you You love me Now we both have HIV You threw up And I got sick All because I sucked your dick! |
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08 Dec 09 - 10:40 AM (#2783744) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,seth in Olympia All my grand kids and kids of a particular generation(born after 1987) just couldn't get enough of Mr. B when they were toddlers. Whatever they are sending out,those kids were in LUV with Barney. Later,they completely rejected Barney and the idea that they loved that show was a source of great shame and distress. My daughter (now twenty-five) said " It's all about toilet training and other early childhood stuff. Barney helps you through that time. No kid in first or second grade wants to be be reminded of what a short time has passed from toddler to to first grade." All my 5 kids are adopted. When asked in first grade how Barney, a transgendered T-rex ,could have a sister who is a completely different species, my daughter announced to her classmates " There all adopted!" Barney, and everything connected with Mr. B. is a regular topic of conversation at my house. I grew up with a ventriloquist on the radio, so what do I know? seth |
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08 Dec 09 - 06:13 PM (#2784134) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,seth in Olympia one more thing about Barney: greatest toilet trainer EVAH! My daughter promised her daughter some Barney underwear if she could learn use the toilet/ Granddaughter trained herself in about fifteen minutes. Later we went to a public celebration in a park, and she flashed everyone she could see with those rockin' panties. I think that she would have pulled a steam locomotive across the park with a rope in her teeth to get 'em. So, whoever came up with "Barney", thanks for that! seth from Olympia |
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08 Dec 09 - 11:45 PM (#2784356) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod From: GUEST To:GUEST Seth in in Olmpia
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01 Jan 10 - 10:42 AM (#2800773) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,xxnight_tigerxx hey guys i made several ones up i hope you like them ~i hate you you hate me why is barney on his knee with a long as whip and a shiny metal gun WOAH THAT LOOKS LIKE A TON OF FUN ~I hate you you hate me together we will slash barney with a peice of glass then shove it up his ass yay! barnies dead atlast ~ i hate you you hate me did you know barney fucked me with a hug then a kiss then a giant OH NO YOU JUST KILLED THE PURPLE HOBO |
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11 Mar 10 - 09:42 PM (#2862290) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,me i hate you, you hate me, barney gave me H.I.V, it started with a hug but barney wanted more, stupid purple dinosaur |
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13 Mar 10 - 12:10 PM (#2863426) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Itsss I love you, you love me We tied dipsy to a tree; Tinky winky came along and shot him in the head Sorry lala dispys dead. |
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19 Mar 10 - 12:08 AM (#2867380) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Lalala girl I love you You love me Barney gave me HIV It started on the bed Then itmoved to the floor I got raped by a dinosaur! |
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20 Mar 10 - 12:12 AM (#2867978) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: LadyJean Courtesy of a young lady who used to sing this at Pensic: This old man he played one. He shot Barney with a gun, with anick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone. Barney goes a rolling home. This old man, he played two. He stabbed Barney through and through. This old man, he played three. He hung Barney from a tree. This old man, he played four. Barney's going out the door. This old man, he played five. Barney will not long survive. This old man, he played six. Barney crosses Rive Styx. This old man, he played seven. Barney's going up to heaven. This old man, he played eithg. Barney's up at Heaven's gate. This old man, he played nine. Barney's going down the line. This old man, he played ten. Barney's in the devil's den. And from Jo. Sherman's Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts I love you. You love me. Barney has got HIV Barney jumped Baby Bop just one time. That's called rape and it's a crime. |
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20 Mar 10 - 04:38 PM (#2868256) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,qesi. I-hate-you, You-hate-me, I-tied-Santa-to-a-tree, With-an-M16-I-shot-him-in-the-head, Sorry-KIDS-but-Santa's-dead. |
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22 Mar 10 - 08:26 PM (#2869639) Subject: Barney is dead From: GUEST,Kallie I hate you you hate me let's get together and kill Barney with a great big shotgun we'll put a bullet in his head then Barney will be all dead I love you you love let's get together and kill Barney with a great big shotgun he'll end up on the floor and we'll laugh until we cry |
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26 Mar 10 - 11:50 PM (#2873005) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,maddy I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME LET'S GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A ONE SHOT TWO SHOT THREE SHOT 4 NO MORE PURPLE DINOSUR |
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29 Mar 10 - 11:04 PM (#2875255) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,PKIF I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME LETS GANG UP AND KIL BARNEY WITH A KNIFE AND A GUN LETS SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD YIPY YIPY BARNEYS DEAD |
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30 Mar 10 - 04:11 AM (#2875365) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Lerapa la kasi I love u u love me blah blah blah |
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27 Apr 10 - 07:27 AM (#2895175) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod From: GUEST,Cuillin Barney Is A Dinosaur From Our Imagination And When He Comes Hes What We Call A pedophile Sensation Barneys shows Us Lots Of Things Like How To Play Pretend S'M, Voyerisim And How To rape A Friend Barney Comes To Play With Us Whenever We don't head Him Barney Can Be Your Pedo Too If You Just listen to Him! |
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27 Apr 10 - 09:07 PM (#2895596) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,awesome_one My friend and I made this one. I love you You love me Barney gave me an STD It started with a kiss And ended on the floor I got raped by a dinosaur! My own version. I'm a kid You are Barney Do not get 10 feet near me I swear that I'll call the cops on you If you get an inch closer. |
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27 May 10 - 02:36 PM (#2915453) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Asher$ I love you You love me Barney gave me HIV It started with a kiss And ended on the floor I got raped by a dinosaur If you want to shag me You'll have to see the purple fiend He'll kiss you up and shag you up for 4 Barney wants to f**k some more |
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07 Jun 10 - 02:44 PM (#2922525) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST i love you you love me let's go out and kill barney with a dildo up his ass and a bullet in his head sorry kids but barneys dead |
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07 Jun 10 - 05:52 PM (#2922667) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Shana i love you you love me let's go out and kill barney with a dildo up his ass and a bullet in his head sorry kids but barneys dead |
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12 Jun 10 - 09:20 AM (#2926149) Subject: teletubbie song From: GUEST,me Lala cried Dipsy died Po committed suicide Tinkie Winkie crashed a plane Teletubbies are insane |
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12 Jun 10 - 10:59 AM (#2926192) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Bill D There's no end to creativity, is there? |
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12 Jun 10 - 04:37 PM (#2926379) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,annonnommouus THIS IS HOW IT GOES : I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME BARNEY GAVE ME HIV HE THREW ME ON THE BED AND LOCKED THE DOOR WHAT A HORNY DINSAUR. |
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04 Aug 10 - 06:28 AM (#2957868) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,just me I Hate you you hate me lets go out and kill barney shoot him in the head and kick him in the balls Teletubbies will go LOLZ |
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18 Aug 10 - 05:25 PM (#2968134) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST me and my friends upgraded the hiv oe to a nicer version I love you , You love me barney ave me hiv it started with a hug but then he wanted more now i have aids and i am only four |
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03 Sep 10 - 10:37 PM (#2979660) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,ninja i hate barney,he raped me,and he gave me HIV, he through me on the bed and then he locked the door, what a horny dinosaur! I hate barney, he raped me, and he gave me HIV, so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head, now that purple bastards dead!!! |
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15 Sep 10 - 03:12 PM (#2987437) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST i hate you you hate me barny taught me p.e and a bat and a ball and a little bit more i got trained by a dinosaur |
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08 Oct 10 - 07:34 PM (#3002919) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST i hate u u hate me barney gave me HIV so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head now that purple bastards dead i hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barney with a shot gun BANG BANG barneys on the floor no more purple dinosaur sorry kids no more fun i shot barney up the bum with a big fat shotgun and bullets through his head the purple dino is now dead to jingle bells: jingle bells, jingle bells santa claus is dead rudolph got a 44 and shot him in the head HEY! barbie doll barbie doll tried to save his life teddy bear, teddy bear stabbed her with a knife |
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07 Dec 10 - 03:05 PM (#3048244) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Beth!!! |
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13 Dec 10 - 11:48 AM (#3052517) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,GRR I Love you you love me let's get together annd kill barney with a baseball bat and a 4 by 4 nomore purple dinosaur |
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13 Dec 10 - 12:54 PM (#3052573) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST i love you you love me barney gave me HIV it started with a kiss but barney more i got raped by a purple dinosaur!!!! |
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22 Feb 11 - 12:52 PM (#3100441) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,BT I hate you, you hate me, Let's get together and kill Barney, With a knife in his back and a bullet in his head, Sorry Children, Barney's dead! Lool :D I love Barney, Barney loves me, Barney gave me HIV, I gave him a hug, but he wanted more, I got raped by a dinosaur! |
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05 May 11 - 09:43 AM (#3148500) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST I love slags, slags love me, i did barney behind a tree, tell your girlfriend your dead, because your a knob head!!!!!! |
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10 Jun 11 - 03:53 PM (#3168558) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST i love you, you love me, barney gave me H.I.V, so i kicked him in the balls, and shot him in the head, now that purple bastards dead |
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14 Aug 11 - 03:19 AM (#3207677) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Guest I hate Barney Barney hates me Tinky winky gota pee with a big BANG put a bullet through a head don't tell La La Dipseys dead La La cried then she died po committed suicide Tinky winky died the same TELETUBBIES ARE INSANE!!! |
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01 Sep 11 - 05:49 PM (#3216698) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,random person I hate him,he hates me,let's kill that purple freak,with a kick and a punch and a bullet in his head no more purple freak alive! |
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15 Mar 12 - 01:56 PM (#3323232) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,guest I love you you love me lets get together and kill Dipsey with a hammer and a saw and a whack around the head sorry Lala Dipsey's dead |
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03 Apr 12 - 09:12 AM (#3332987) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,coolguy12 I hate you You hate me Let's get together to kill Barney With a rifle in my hand and a bullet through his head Celebrate that Barney's dead! |
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05 Apr 12 - 07:09 AM (#3333930) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST I hate you, you hate me, lets get together and kill barney, with an M-16, and shoot him to the floor, NO MORE PURPLE DINOSOUR |
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18 Apr 12 - 03:33 PM (#3340051) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Yo Mamma I love you, you love me we're a happy family. with a bed, and |
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25 Apr 12 - 10:34 PM (#3343342) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Freddy Kruger My own version is: I hate you You hate me Let's go on a killing spree I'll get the shotgun You get the knife Now let's go end Barneys life! |
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26 Apr 12 - 06:36 AM (#3343441) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: JohnInKansas For the ancient and wise only - When Windows 95 appeared (seems like centuries ago) a new feature was the ability to change the bleeps and burps associated with things your computer did. There was also a small utility allowing you to splice sound clips together to exercise your creative inclinations. Popularity of the little kit exploded briefly about the time Win98 appeared, when some people got a set of "clips" not too widely distributed, but rumored to have come from a lunatic band of microserfs, that included: [voice of Barney] I love you, You love me, We're a ... [Sound of machine gun] [Voice of Bones] "He's dead, Jim!" (a classic cliche, for those who remember) [Voice of Jim (the fat boy?)] "You grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet." (Or something like that) John |
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04 Nov 12 - 03:24 AM (#3430710) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Parody lover tis ones the full telytubbies parody soong... I hate you, You hate me Tinky-Winky killed dipsy with a 44 rifle and shot him in the head. go tell lala Dipsies dead. Lala cried as she died Po comited suicide Tinky-Winky did the same TELYTUBBIES ARE INSANE!!! |
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07 Nov 12 - 01:53 AM (#3432277) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,An Aussie This one my friend made up. Not all that good, but it flows. I hate Po, Po hates me, Tinky Winky shot Dipsy, with a BANG BANG gun, and shot him in the head, don't tell Lala Dipsies dead. Lala cried, Dipsie died, Po committed suicide, Tinky Winky did the same, Teletubbies are insane! |
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03 Feb 14 - 07:39 AM (#3597810) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Creature I hate you, You hate me, Let's make up and kill Dipsy, With 20 bullets to his head, Go tell Lala Dipsy's dead. Lala cried, Dipsy died, Po committed suicide. Tinky-Winky crashed a plane, The Teletubbies are insane!!!! |
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22 Jun 16 - 06:03 PM (#3797090) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Anon I love you You love me Barney groomed me sexually It started with a kiss but then he wanted more Now my ass is really sore |
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25 Sep 16 - 05:32 AM (#3811216) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST I hate Barney, Barney hates me So I tied him to a tree With a baseball bat and a hammer and a saw No more purple dinosaur |
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25 Sep 16 - 05:34 AM (#3811218) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST I hate you, you hate me Barney gives us HIV So I kicked him in the balls And I kicked him in the head Now that purple gaylord's DEAD! |
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07 Apr 18 - 08:10 PM (#3915789) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Here's one I love you you love me Barney gave me STDs A and it's called HIV he wanted me now I have them don't you wish you could kill Barney |
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07 Apr 18 - 08:55 PM (#3915792) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST I hate you you hate me now let's go gang up and kill Barney with an S 44 let's go bang on his door and shoot that dumbass dinosaur |
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19 Dec 19 - 01:19 PM (#4024626) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,bob I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill barney, with a shotgun bang bang body on the floor, no more purple dinosaur |
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06 Jan 22 - 01:00 AM (#4131205) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Ur mom I hate you You hate me Let's make up and kill Barney With a big hammer, whacked him in the head Instead of purple now he's red. I hate you You hate me Let's go out to eat Barney With a knife and a fork He'll make yummy pork No more dumb fat dinosaur |