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02 Jul 03 - 01:15 PM (#975268) Subject: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: GUEST,Diane Has anyone got the words to "all around my Fat" please |
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02 Jul 03 - 01:27 PM (#975285) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Catherine Jayne Lady Penelope wrote the song...look on Aines Song Book under parodies and you will find the Lyrics |
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02 Jul 03 - 03:44 PM (#975411) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Liz the Squeak ER... Diane... are you gradually stealing my entire repertoire? LTS |
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02 Jul 03 - 04:17 PM (#975433) Subject: ADD: All Around My Fat From: Joe Offer Well, yes, it was in the Mudcat Songbook, but I see no reason why it shouldn't be here in the Forum. Micca, do you sing this one, too? -Joe Offer- All Around My Fat Lyrics by: Penny Ward (submitted by Micca) Tune: All around my hat (Traditional) Chorus: All around my fat I will wear the Playtex Girdle And all around my fat For an evening and a day And if anyone should ask me The reason why I'm wearing it It's all for my true love Who thinks I'm built this way Verse 1 Take half a pound of talcum And a small jar of Vaseline A shoehorn comes in handy It's the biggest you've ever seen! You put it all together And you will plainly see I'm a different shape completely And in abject agony Chorus Verse 2 The other night he bought me A small box of lingerie All frothy lace and satin The colour of ivory I went to change and left him Anticipating hedony So much for Janet Reger I can't get them past my knees! Chorus Verse3 Fare the well Weight Watchers And fare the well the step class Three stone have I gained And my waistline I have lost I'll eat and I'll be merry Dispense with guilt and calories I'll stuff the sodding 'F' plan It's a fry up for me tea! |
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02 Jul 03 - 04:30 PM (#975445) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: lady penelope Liz.....your entire repetoire? Where does that leave mine? : ) TTFN Lady P. |
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02 Jul 03 - 05:29 PM (#975496) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Herga Kitty I'm just waiting for Jude to join in this thread.... Just remember that one Maidenform withstood the storm! Kitty (For younger readers, Maidenform used to advertise that you could dream you went to the party in one of their bras.) |
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02 Jul 03 - 05:42 PM (#975506) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Liz the Squeak Lady P - you know 'Crazy Man Michael' without looking at the words and the beginning bit to 'I get no kick' - ergo your repertoire is bigger than mine... it's certainly different. Maidenform - otherwise known as the Rawhide bra, because it rounded them up and headed them out. So my mummy told me. LTS |
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02 Jul 03 - 05:51 PM (#975514) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Herga Kitty Liz Thank you so much for introducing Clint Eastwood into this thread (he was the Rowdy Ramrod in Rawhide who generally rounded them up and headed them out). Meanwhile, Diane seems to be collecting a repertoire that will come in handy for serenading Kraft.... HK |
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02 Jul 03 - 06:26 PM (#975526) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Liz the Squeak Shame they don't make chocolate then isn't it... because 'the Chocolate's no for you' would be perfect - mind you, it's about the only thing they DON'T do! LTS |
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02 Jul 03 - 11:55 PM (#975705) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Bob Bolton G'day Liz t S, You'll have to get in quick, m'lass. This morning's bottom-of-front-page story in The Sydney Morning Herald starts: "With global obesity levels rising, the food manufacturer Kraft has announced it will limit portion sizes and reduce the amount of sugar and fat in its products. The move by the maker of ... Vegemite, Philadelphia cheese, Nabisco crackers, Oreo biscuits and Toblerone chocolate could help stave off legal action by overweight people." So you do have some chocolate to serenade them for ... but not for too long, it seems! Regard(les)s, Bob Bolton |
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03 Jul 03 - 03:36 AM (#975744) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: JudeL I take my hat off to their pr dept. This is truely an amazing marketing ploy: put less in the packet and tell the customer this is not the company short changing you but that they are doing it to improve the customer's health! I may be being a little cynical but I sincerely doubt that they will reduce the packet prices in proportion to the reduction in contents. |
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03 Jul 03 - 05:04 PM (#976197) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Liz the Squeak You're seriously calling Toblerone chocolate? Pishaw!!! LTS |
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03 Jul 03 - 05:22 PM (#976209) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Herga Kitty Let me get my teeth around something Swiss, triangular and dark brown (burnt cheese slices???) and I'll Toblerone until my fat and sugar levels are OK....... |
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04 Jul 03 - 04:04 PM (#976881) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: lady penelope Ah, but Liz you have the advantage of being able to read the currants on sticks. And my repetoire meerly reflects my love of certain chanteuse ( was I even close with that spelling?) On the other burning issue, if it's got cocoa butter in it and other things in the usual manner, then it's chocolate good enough for me. In fact I can't really take real chocolate, I may loose my place in the Inscrutable Chapter of Cocoa Devourers for this............... TTFN Lady P. |
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04 Jul 03 - 05:04 PM (#976910) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Noreen Chartreuse, Lady P.? :0) |
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04 Jul 03 - 05:48 PM (#976938) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: LadyJean Don't mess with my Toblerones! They're the only known cure for PMS! |
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04 Jul 03 - 08:23 PM (#976991) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Liz the Squeak You've obviously never had a coffee flavoured walnut whip then.... And why wait for PMS? LTS |
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05 Jul 03 - 11:48 AM (#977310) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: GUEST Lyric request. Maidenform. Clint Eastwood. Chocolate. Lawsuits. I do love Mudcat. |
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05 Jul 03 - 03:00 PM (#977403) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Desdemona That is brilliant! I can't believe I haven't seen it before; it will be duly incorporated into my own repertoire! D. |
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05 Jul 03 - 03:16 PM (#977413) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: lady penelope Coffee and chocolate ..............pah, pah, ze spawn of ze devil. all I have to say at this point is ....THINK BIG! Well we're always being told that that's what we should do................................ Remember, never do anything that makes you unhappy! ( Careful now ) TTFN Lady P. |
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05 Jul 03 - 03:18 PM (#977414) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: JudeL Ah but is it not doing things that makes you unhappy? ... like not eating that bar of green & blacks |
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05 Jul 03 - 03:26 PM (#977416) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Nigel Parsons Of course there's always "Sex and Chocolate" by "Urban Tapestry", found Here Unfortunately I couldn't get it to play, but never mind, I've got the CD! Nigel |
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05 Jul 03 - 03:39 PM (#977424) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: JudeL Or the CD "ladies of a certain age" by Dangerous Curves whose cover looks like a chocolate bar and has some song with wonderfully funny lyrics. Their website has some samples here |
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05 Jul 03 - 03:48 PM (#977428) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: lady penelope Ah now you didn't read my post. Don't do things things that make you unhappy. If eating chocolate ultimately makes you unhappy, don't do it! Conversly if not eating chocolate makes you unhappy, don't do that! Lady P. |
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05 Jul 03 - 03:49 PM (#977429) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Nigel Parsons Another source for Sex & Chocolate, and you can never have too many sources! Full lyrics also on the MP3 page Nigel |
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05 Jul 03 - 03:52 PM (#977431) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: JudeL Yes Penny, I'll second that & Nigel.. thanks for the link , for me it worked just fine & I enjoyed it |
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06 Jul 03 - 06:17 AM (#977688) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Liz the Squeak So I CAN still dream of Sean Connery covered in chocolate, even though I got it for Christmas..... LTS |
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06 Jul 03 - 02:10 PM (#977863) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: GUEST You got Sean Connery covered in chocolate for Christmas???? Dear Santa. . . . |
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06 Jul 03 - 05:08 PM (#977925) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: JudeL how comew santa never brings me sean connery covered in chocolate! |
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07 Jul 03 - 03:27 PM (#978486) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Susanne (skw) Actually, I could do without the chocolate ... |
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07 Jul 03 - 04:49 PM (#978533) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: All around my Fat From: Liz the Squeak Gonna start asking for Sean covered in £20 notes now.... It might work?! LTS |