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15 Jul 03 - 05:13 PM (#983987) Subject: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Amos I knew this was out there somewhere, Spaw, and I am delighted i have finally been able to find it for you and offer you a remedy for your difficulties. Here ya go, then. You're rescued! Be sure and check out all the pages on this site including the pictures. A |
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15 Jul 03 - 05:24 PM (#983994) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Liz the Squeak Brings a whole new meaning to 'blow it out your ass'.... although having read the side effects and warning on the package, I think I'll stick with the farting thanks..... LTS |
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15 Jul 03 - 06:01 PM (#984015) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Stilly River Sage Love that list of ingredients! Whew! They have indeed thought of everything! SRS |
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15 Jul 03 - 07:20 PM (#984062) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: GUEST,Thespian Odd! This same web site was presented in the "Mother of All BS Threads" on July 13...two days before Amos "discovered" it! |
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15 Jul 03 - 07:25 PM (#984067) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Amos How hoomiliatin!! I should have known someone would have already found it!! ***bg*** I swear I came across it independently. But anyway, it really does offer Spaw a permanent solution for his condition!! A |
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15 Jul 03 - 07:34 PM (#984077) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: artbrooks I question the basic sanity of anyone who thinks there is really an answer to Spaw..... |
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15 Jul 03 - 07:51 PM (#984088) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Bee-dubya-ell I agree, Art. How can one posit an answer to Spaw when nobody has yet been able to determine what the question is? Or is this one of those "42" type things. Here's the answer: "Colonblow". What's the question? But, just in case Spaw should happen to actually try the product and shit so hard that his balls fall off and get flushed away, he might find THIS LINK of interest. Bruce |
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15 Jul 03 - 08:50 PM (#984129) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Little Hawk To suggest that there is an answer to Spaw is tantamount to suggesting that there is a cure for stupidity or a good use for earwigs...ridiculous. |
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15 Jul 03 - 09:37 PM (#984154) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Rapparee Just a litt fashion hint, LH: if you paint an earwig and then let itself clamp to your earlobe you can save tons on earrings. |
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16 Jul 03 - 12:59 AM (#984208) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: JennyO The answer my friends, is blowing in the wind............. Jenny (on my way out the door) |
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16 Jul 03 - 05:41 AM (#984289) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: GUEST,mink Hey Little Hawk! My ears look rediculous without the wigs. |
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16 Jul 03 - 06:18 AM (#984306) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Dave Bryant Reminds me of the sign that a local stables used to display: DO-IT-YOURSELF MANURE |
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16 Jul 03 - 12:49 PM (#984513) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Little Hawk But earwigs stink! |
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16 Jul 03 - 08:03 PM (#984769) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Amos But so does Spaw! And I think you should realize this wasn't intended as the WHOLE answer to the WHOLE Spaw, which is metaphysically an imponderable, but only a remedy to his most salient form of distress....and to save him from the Flatulence Tax. A |
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17 Jul 03 - 12:09 AM (#984889) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: rangeroger I just don't understand why they needed to show 5 pictures of the same old shit. rr |
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17 Jul 03 - 04:34 AM (#984982) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Liz the Squeak Earwigs used to be called arsewigs....... Doesn't that bring a whole new set of rules into play? LTS |
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24 Jul 03 - 01:03 AM (#989365) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: GUEST CatsPaw MUST be sick....he hasn't answered any of the gas-attacks with bi-carbonate-of-soda. |
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24 Jul 03 - 05:42 PM (#989953) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Cluin Just don't let this happen. Warning: picture is not for the faint-of-heart! |
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24 Jul 03 - 05:51 PM (#989962) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Burke I thought I wasn't faint of heart. Turns out I am. Don't go there!! |
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24 Jul 03 - 06:07 PM (#989969) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Liz the Squeak Hands up everyone who looked at the picture and then clenched..... LTS |
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24 Jul 03 - 06:10 PM (#989972) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: katlaughing Sick? Yeah, maybe of this crap! |
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25 Jul 03 - 12:13 PM (#990510) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Amos That is one AWFUL picture, all right. All the more reason for Spaw to get Colonblow while he can!! :>) A |
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26 Jul 03 - 09:07 AM (#991035) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: John MacKenzie That is without doubt the most disgusting picture I have ever seen, and I never want to see it again. Giok |
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27 Jul 03 - 02:26 AM (#991353) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Bert Of course the real answer to Spaw is a large cork. Or maybe an inch and a half bath stopper. |
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27 Jul 03 - 10:53 AM (#991439) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Rapparee Snopes calls it false. (The link contains the picture, so if it disturbed you, just take my word for it.) |
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27 Jul 03 - 10:56 AM (#991441) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Rapparee Here's the text explaining the Snopes reasoning so that you don't have to visit the site cited unless you want to: "Origins: This item is "false" in the sense that the accompanying text does not correspond to the image: * The message reproduced above was not written or published by CBS news or any other news agency. (The poor writing, non-news format, and focus on "gross out" details mark it as a fabrication.) * The annual USAPL Pennsylvania State Powerlifting Championship contests are held early in the year (February or March), not in November. * No such injury as the one described occurred to any weight lifter at the Pennsylvania State Powerlifting Championships in the last several years. * The "weight lifter" in the photograph is posed squatting immediately in front of a doorway or wall, which would not be the case if had suffered an injury in the midst of a powerlifting match and then found himself "not able to move from the squat position." (He'd be in the middle of an arena or gymnasium floor with plenty of room on all sides.) Although a prolapsed rectum or bowel is a real medical condition, the text cited here is an obvious attempt at a "gross out" piece involving all the familiar aspects of potty humor (e.g., rectums, sprayed fecal matter, farts). How and why the image accompanying the text was produced (and by whom) is still unknown to us." |
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28 Jul 03 - 01:06 PM (#992060) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Cluin I guess that's the real poop on that one then, eh Rapaire? |
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28 Jul 03 - 02:11 PM (#992106) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Shelley C I was horribly curious about the picture, but too afraid to look, being of a nervous disposition. The text you posted, Rapaire, has satisfied my curiosity somewhat. Many thanks. I think. *g* |
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29 Jul 03 - 05:51 PM (#992846) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Burke I didn't read very much of the text or spend time analyzing the picture. I can believe the story is made up. The picture may well be also. It is so gross that I'll gladly leave it to someone else to analyze it closely and tell how it was done & that it really a lot of plastic tubing or whatever. |
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29 Jul 03 - 06:34 PM (#992881) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Bill D with digital imagery, they can do almost anything these days. The days when "pictures don't lie" are gone forever. |
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29 Jul 03 - 07:53 PM (#992930) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Cluin You is all in denial! That is definitely a pic of some guy who blew his O-ring. |
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29 Jul 03 - 09:20 PM (#992981) Subject: RE: BS: The Answer to Spaw... From: Amos You notice Spaw has stayed away from this thread? Why is that, do ye think?? A |