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16 Jul 03 - 08:17 PM (#984779) Subject: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: GUEST There's hope for you guys yet! |
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16 Jul 03 - 08:31 PM (#984786) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: WFDU - Ron Olesko Here come the jokes... |
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16 Jul 03 - 08:32 PM (#984788) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Amos I was going to add this to the "Cure for Spaw" thread but one link is enough! So how come, I want to know, is this research only aimed at men? Surely there is some sauce for the goose involved as well? A |
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16 Jul 03 - 09:16 PM (#984807) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Rapparee The incidence of prostate cancer in women is really quite low, Amos. |
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16 Jul 03 - 10:19 PM (#984835) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Amos I meant some other benefit for similar systemic stimulation, Rapaire!! A |
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16 Jul 03 - 10:26 PM (#984840) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Rustic Rebel So who are you calling a goose? |
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16 Jul 03 - 11:07 PM (#984851) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Amos I was alluding to a old expression, RR -- "what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander". But I guess goose is as goose does, and no offense intended!! :>) A |
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16 Jul 03 - 11:57 PM (#984880) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: NicoleC Well, Amos, if it makes you feel any better about it, it was long ago proven that women who continue to have active sex lives have fewer annoying side effects with menopause like hot flashes and, er, other stuff men don;t want to hear about. As far as I know, no one said your active sex life couldn't be with your most faithful lover -- yourself :) |
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16 Jul 03 - 11:58 PM (#984881) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Amos People have tried to say it, Nicole, but I suspect with very little success!! :>) A |
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17 Jul 03 - 12:03 AM (#984885) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: NicoleC I can just hear it now in dorm rooms across America: "But, baby, if I don't have sex at least 3 times I week I could DIE of prostate cancer! You don't want me to DIE, do you?" |
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17 Jul 03 - 02:14 AM (#984936) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Bert I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, from Manchester way I get all me pleasure the one handed way... |
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17 Jul 03 - 04:19 AM (#984973) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Liz the Squeak ""Men have many ways of using their prostate which don't involve women or other men," he added." Boggling right this minute....... Can they mow the lawn with it? Does it make the tea??? No? No change there then. LTS |
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17 Jul 03 - 04:38 AM (#984983) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: John MacKenzie Nurse nurse, the rubber gloves and the KY Jelly quick!! Giok |
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17 Jul 03 - 04:58 AM (#984990) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Billy the Bus I'm just an old prostate prick. Could someone please wank me to my foot... Looks down.. Well, there's an inch and a half still showing... It's damned cold down here in the south - HELL, now it's disappeared completely.. Mumble... I'm totally introverted! I'll have to get me in hand, and pull myself together... "Row, Row Bollocks Row" Sam |
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17 Jul 03 - 06:12 AM (#985012) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: John MacKenzie After that contribution, there'll be need for self-abuse. |
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17 Jul 03 - 06:26 AM (#985019) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Billy the Bus Whack, whack.... |
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17 Jul 03 - 06:36 AM (#985024) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Billy the Bus Checked me spelling - it's OK, but I'm suffering from writer's cramp. |
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17 Jul 03 - 08:04 AM (#985057) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: kendall Actually, what's good for the goose can be quite painful for a woodpecker. |
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17 Jul 03 - 08:20 AM (#985067) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Billy the Bus Kendall, Who put the finger in the woodpecker's hole? And the woodpecker said "God Bless my Soul".... Take it out.... etc.... I'm rotating, so remove it... Sam |
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17 Jul 03 - 09:50 AM (#985126) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Kim C Maybe the poison really does rise up from the goo-nads. (free telepathic belly dance for the person who can identify the origination of that comment) |
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17 Jul 03 - 09:52 AM (#985129) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: John MacKenzie Forest Gump? |
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17 Jul 03 - 09:54 AM (#985134) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Kim C Nope. Much earlier. |
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17 Jul 03 - 10:06 AM (#985144) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Amos Doctor Strangelove? A |
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17 Jul 03 - 10:15 AM (#985148) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Kim C Nope! Try again. |
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17 Jul 03 - 10:45 AM (#985178) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Bill D this is news?.... (I see it did make the Jay Leno monologue, who did as you'd expect with it) I have heard for MANY years that the prostrate needs some 'regular' activity for good health, whether mutual or solitary. 30 years ago, a friend of mine had prostrate problems because he was too busy late in the evenings to spend much time with his wife, who went to bed early. SHE was sure happy with the 'doctors orders'. I have also heard of priests having some problems... |
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17 Jul 03 - 11:44 AM (#985230) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Amos I have also heard of priests having some problems... Yeah, but they don't start or end with the prostate! A |
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17 Jul 03 - 11:46 AM (#985236) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Amos I understand there is a special variant of gin which is renowned for resolving these problems, made from the berry of the prostate juniper. A |
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17 Jul 03 - 12:17 PM (#985269) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Bill D tsk! from this page it looks like getting to the cure is worse than the problem! I had not heard of 'prostate Juniper' before, but I don't think I'll be making gin from it too soon..*grin* |
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17 Jul 03 - 12:49 PM (#985294) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Amos Bill D: Try doing a search on "prostrate juniper" also known as Juniperus squamata 'Prostrata' . A leedle joke, yes? A |
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17 Jul 03 - 12:58 PM (#985305) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: harpgirl (harpgirl, prostrate with laughter!!!!) |
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17 Jul 03 - 01:11 PM (#985320) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Rapparee Dr. John H. Kellog of Battle Creek, Michigan says " Enlarged Prostate. -- This painful affection is a frequent result of the chronic irritation in the urethra, which the gland surrounds, the morbid action being communicated to it by its proximity. A diseased action is set up, which results in enlargement and hardening. It is felt as a hard body just anterior to the anus, and becomes by pressure the source of much additional mischief. Sometimes the disease progresses to dangerous ulceration. It is attended by heat, pressure, and pain between the anus and the root of the penis. Permanent enlargement of the prostate is a very serious matter, since it interferes with the proper discharge of urine from the bladder, which ultimately leads to disease of the bladder itself, and may result even in death. This condition is the result of other forms of sexual excess as well as self-abuse." And he also says: "If it be argued that an occasional emission is necessary to relieve the overloaded seminal vesicles, we reply, The same argument has been used as an apology for unchastity; but it is equally worthless in both instances. It might be as well argued that vomiting is a necessary physiological and healthful act, and should occur with regularity, because a person may so overload his stomach as to make the act necessary as a remedial measure. Vomiting is a diseased action, a pathological process, and is occasioned by a voluntary transgression of the individual. Hence, it is as unnecessary as gluttony, and must be wasteful of vitality, even though rendered necessary under some circumstances. So with emissions. If a person allows his mind to dwell upon unchaste subjects, indulges in erotic dreams, and riots in mental lasciviousness, he may render an emission almost necessary as a remedial effort. Nevertheless, he will suffer from the loss of nervous energy just the same as though he had not, by his own concupiscence, rendered it in some degree necessary." But read it all for yourself at the University of Virginia, no less. You want me to do all of your work for you or something, huh? |
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17 Jul 03 - 01:24 PM (#985328) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Amos Well, now, it could be pointed out that you can eliminate digestive wastes without vomiting. This guy is a classic Victorian indeed! A |
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17 Jul 03 - 02:15 PM (#985369) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Nigel Parsons Amos: you can eliminate digestive wastes without vomiting That is a load of crap, and you know it! Nigel |
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17 Jul 03 - 02:33 PM (#985380) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Amos LOL!! A |
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17 Jul 03 - 03:59 PM (#985426) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Kim C No one's guessed yet? Here's another clue. God bless George Washington! |
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18 Jul 03 - 01:16 AM (#985701) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Mark Cohen Kim, I know I've heard it, it's right on the tip of my.....tongue! I'm sure I'll remember, if I just apply myself. Aloha, Mark |
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18 Jul 03 - 01:22 AM (#985702) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Mark Cohen Not Archie Bunker? |
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18 Jul 03 - 09:10 AM (#985888) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Kim C Nope, not Archie Bunker. Think along the lines of a fictional account of a real historical figure. Another clue: My heart soars like a hawk. |
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18 Jul 03 - 09:25 AM (#985900) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Amos James Fenimore Cooper? |
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11 May 04 - 12:57 AM (#1182782) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Cluin Chief Dan George? |
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11 May 04 - 10:24 AM (#1182834) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Bill D Cluin...how many threads do you have traced? |
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11 May 04 - 11:59 AM (#1182961) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: catspaw49 Ya' know.......Regardless of anything else said here, I find it painfully disturbing that anyone would use the words "prostate" and "goose" in the same sentence........... Spaw |
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11 May 04 - 02:38 PM (#1183080) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Cluin None, William. I found this one through a search. |
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11 May 04 - 04:02 PM (#1183152) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Kim C I can't beLEEEEVE none of you got my movie quote from LAST YEAR. Cluin was the closest with Chief Dan George. He was in the movie (Little Big Man), but the line about the poison and the goo-nads was delivered by Richard Mulligan in the character of George Armstrong Custer. |
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11 May 04 - 06:12 PM (#1183240) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Peace There isn't a whole helluva lot funny about prostate cancer. It is a serious killer. Men past the age of 45 ought to be checked--rubber glove and PSA test every year. Welcome to the world, fellows. |
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11 May 04 - 08:06 PM (#1183309) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: beardedbruce brucie: You have to rememeber that if there was a walk for prostrate cancer, very few of us would attend. Not the Manly thing to do, you know... |
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11 May 04 - 08:27 PM (#1183327) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Peace Prostate cancer kills lots of men. And it's a horrible friggin' way to go. It's too bad men don't talk about it in the same way women have come to discuss breast cancer. It is as common I would think, but we just never seem to mention it. I was getting the rubber-glove check about ten years back, and the doctor was new to the rural area. He was our family doctor, and my wife tole me he was absolutely good-looking. I would have called him cute, she called him good looking. My daughter was googoo over him. So, I wait until he has the finger in and he's doing that thing to push against the prostate--and I am trying not to squirm, because this is not what I'm into. Anyway, the opportunity is too good to pass up, so I said, "Dr. __________?" He said, "Yes?" I replied, "We have to stop meeting like this. My wife suspects." Keriste. He had his finger outta there before a guy could blink. I roared. He was friggin' lookin' at me with wide-open eyes, and I was doubled up laughing. Anyway, no foolin' around here. If you are a guy over 45, get it checked. And if you want to use the line, go ahead. My compliments. Bruce Murdoch |
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11 May 04 - 08:36 PM (#1183339) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: Rapparee Suppose there was a marathon (of sorts) to support prostate cancer research at the current equivalent of the Mustang Ranch? But then it might just end up being more hand-me-downs.... |
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11 May 04 - 08:41 PM (#1183346) Subject: RE: BS: Being a Jerk Off Can Have Its Rewards! From: freda underhill those mammograms are pretty lousy, but after reading this I'm glad to be a woman. |