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BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX

05 Aug 03 - 05:52 PM (#997433)
Subject: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX
From: Bill D

couldn't resist..local columnist does this every year..here are 2 days worth (I'm gonna copy some of the best ones to a "quotes" program I have)

day one

day two


05 Aug 03 - 05:57 PM (#997435)
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX
From: Bill D

I am SO clever...both links are the same

here is the real day two


05 Aug 03 - 06:03 PM (#997441)
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX
From: Bill D

Oh...I love the musical one...

"If Jimmy Cracks Corn and Nobody Cares, Why Is There a Song About Him?"


05 Aug 03 - 08:30 PM (#997539)
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX
From: dick greenhaus

My pet this year is:

Get your God off my laws!


06 Aug 03 - 12:11 AM (#997650)
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX
From: katlaughing

Oh, Bill! Some of those are hysterical! I love this one, even though my dog doesn't eat from cans:

It's My Dog's World. I'm Just Here to Open Cans.


06 Aug 03 - 03:24 PM (#998090)
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX
From: Amergin

my favourites were: "Every Time I Hear the Dirty Word 'Exercise' I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate"

"I Was God's Gift to Women, But I Have Been Rewrapped and Placed on a Closet Shelf"


07 Aug 03 - 01:36 PM (#998447)
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX
From: Mr Red

Mr Red (when incognito) wears a T-shirt that bears a short message in Braille at about breast level (RHS) and it doesn't say "heart felt" neither (hint breast, RHS and feelings refer )

As I usually say to enquiring ladies "First Braille lesson free" (they usually yawn too)


07 Aug 03 - 02:30 PM (#998488)
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX
From: beadie

In Missoula, Mt. (or is it Bozeman?) there ks a bar known as "Stockman's." This is an old timey sort of establishment, with an average size bar and seating area as you walk in the door and a rather smaller room near the back where people will sometimes gather to engage in various games of chance involving playing cards.

The signature tee shirt has a picture of a raggedy-looking cowboy and the inscription, "Liquor up front, Poker in the rear. . . . . Stockman's Bar"


08 Aug 03 - 01:29 PM (#999024)
Subject: RE: BS: T-shirts & bumperstickers-part XXXX
From: Mrs.Duck

Does it say 'Have you ever felt a right tit?' Mr Red?