16 Aug 03 - 01:34 AM (#1003084) Subject: Lyr Req: Nip It In The Bud (Barney Fife) From: Blackcatter Hi all, There's a song I keep partially remembering that I heard several years ago. Called Nip It In The Bud. It's a tribute of sorts to Barney Fife. The chorus goes something like: I've got to nip it, nip it, nip it in the bud. Nip it, nip it, nip it in the bud. I think I need to get a life and say good by to Barney Fife and Nip it, nip it, nip it in the bud. I have found that it was by "Comedians Rooster (Todd Yahn) and Roadrunner." Or at least that is what the John Boy and Billy Show website says (that's where I've heard it). And that's all the site says. I haven't been able to find anymore info than that. Any help? Especially lyrics? Thanks! |
16 Aug 03 - 02:11 AM (#1003094) Subject: Lyr Add: NIP IT IN THE BUD (from The B-52's) From: Sorcha Here ya go....... Oh-woh-oh - Nip it in the bud No-woh-oh - Nip it in the bud Oh-woh-oh - I say 'Froze you!' No-woh-oh - Nothin' I can do Can't - oh oh Can't give it in - Ho-ooh-oh ho-woooah Woh-oh-oh Nip it in the bud Woh-oh-oh Nip it in the bud You lock me out, you lock me out, huh... Lock me out, ah, lock me out... Nip it in the bud - I don't know! Give it a shove - Hey hey Head 'em up! head 'em up! Move 'em out! move 'em out! I'm no fool! Ain't got no... place to go... I don't know... I don't care... If you just go on... and get me there Oh, I don't want to ruffle your feathers I don't care if you don't go I'll just go do and beware ho-oh ho-oh... Nip it in the bud Give it a shove Hey you gotta head 'em up! move 'em out! Come take me away! Say, come take me away! Nip it in the bud... By B-52, from here:http://www.metrolyrics.com/lyrics/97169/B-52s/Nip_It_In_The_Bud/ |
16 Aug 03 - 11:17 AM (#1003209) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It In The Bud (Barney Fife) From: Blackcatter Thanks Sorcha but, That's not exactly the song I was looking for. The song I'm looking for is a nostalgic and humorous paen to the comic genius of Don Knott's classic character Barney Fife. |
16 Aug 03 - 12:27 PM (#1003240) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It In The Bud (Barney Fife) From: GUEST Not exactly what you want - but along the demented path.
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16 Aug 03 - 05:42 PM (#1003324) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It In The Bud (Barney Fife) From: Blackcatter Thanks Garg. I like that - but mostly because I see it as poking fun at the original song... |
16 Aug 03 - 08:22 PM (#1003384) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It In The Bud (Barney Fife) From: Sorcha Hmm, I thought that one had (Barney Fife)on the web page. Do you have any lyrics at all? |
16 Aug 03 - 10:18 PM (#1003424) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It In The Bud (Barney Fife) From: GUEST Who are you addressing Sorcha? |
16 Aug 03 - 11:54 PM (#1003451) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It In The Bud (Barney Fife) From: Blackcatter Hey. Lyrics I know are the chorus (above) And another part is: Oh, my Barney, oh, my Barney, had a jail and couldn't lock it. Had one bullet for his pistol, had to keep it in his pocket. Now that appears to be another song - sung to the tune of Clementine, but it also appears in the "Nip It In The Bud" and actually continues with a part that is: "His left front pocket. Episope 125 (or whatever #) His right front pocket. All other episodes - His left front pocket." The refference is that he appeared to keep his bullet in a different pocket in only one of the episodes that shows the bullet in the pocket gag. I know this is espteric, but I can't believe that the lyrics aren't out there. |
18 Aug 03 - 12:21 AM (#1003846) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It In The Bud (Barney Fife) From: Blackcatter refresh |
18 Aug 03 - 11:50 AM (#1004072) Subject: Lyr Add: Nip It In The Bud (Barney Fife) From: Sorcha Song written about Barney "Oh, My Darin' Barney Fife" This? Didn't find any more of it; think this is all of it. (Sung to the tune of "Oh, My Darlin' Clementine") In a jailhouse, down in Dixie, fightin' crime and risking life, Dwelled a sheriff and his buddy, pistol-packing Barney Fife. Oh, my darin', oh, my darin', oh, my darin' Barney Fife. He's a deadly crime-stopper, what a copper, Barney Fife. One day there came a-ridin' two bad men to rob a bank. But Fife was tricky, a dead-eye dickey. Now they're locked up in the tank. (Andy added this part:) Oh, my Barney, oh, my Barney, had a jail and couldn't lock it. Had one bullet for his pistol, had to keep it in his pocket. From: Andy Griffith Home Page. Lots of cool stuff there! |
19 Aug 03 - 09:51 AM (#1004621) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It In The Bud (Barney Fife) From: Blackcatter Yeah, the last two lines are used in the song, but not all of it. The song actually changes a few times it's not a verse - chorus - verse - chorus song. Thanks for trying Sorcha. These days it's frustrating when something ISN'T out on the Net somewhere. |
03 Jun 05 - 01:53 AM (#1498911) Subject: A Free Mudcat T-shirt! From: Blackcatter I'm refreshing this because I still can't find the lyrics. The song might mbe called the Barney Fife Boogie, but I don't know for sure. The John Boy and Billy show have not responded to my email. I rarely listen to the show anymore (for a few years) so I don't know if they ever play the song anymore. Anyone gets me the lyrics, I'll buy them a Mudcat T-shirt. |
03 Jun 05 - 02:35 AM (#1498924) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It In The Bud (Barney Fife) From: Peace At a border, down in Tuscon, fightin' crime and riskin' life, Dwelled a sheriff and his buddy, pistol-packing Barney Fife. Oh, my darin', oh, my darnin' oh, my darin' Barney Fife. He's a deadly migrant-stopper, what a copper Barney Fife. Then one day there come a-ridin' two bad Cally For Ny Ans. But Fife was tricky, a dead-eye dickey. Wow they don't look like Americans! Oh, my darin', oh, my darnin' oh, my darin' Barney Fife. He's a deadly migrant-stopper, what a copper Barney Fife. He messed with Loree, he's a goner, his life will be a living hell Booper laughs and calls him over, guess you'll be joining me as well Oh, my darin', oh, my darnin' oh, my darin' Barney Fife. He's a deadly migrant-stopper, what a copper Barney Fife. I'm not sure why, Loree didn't show him, her tattoo upon her ass Stars and Stripes will wave forever, he would've simply let her pass Oh, my darin', oh, my darnin' oh, my darin' Barney Fife. He's a deadly migrant-stopper, what a copper Barney Fife. Now this story, is ending happy, Loree's free and Booper's glad He didn't want to drive forever, especially when the woman's mad Oh, my darin', oh, my darnin' oh, my darin' Barney Fife. He's a deadly migrant-stopper, what a copper Barney Fife. Found at a google of this Loree71 vs. the Border Patrol Agent with an IQ too low to measure ... However, it ain't what BC is lookin' for. |
01 Jun 08 - 02:15 AM (#2354156) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It In The Bud (Barney Fife) From: GUEST,Fire Captain The Song is by Comedians Rooster and Road Runner. I could not find any official site for the pair, but I did find the song that you want on youtube. it can be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlB6WrfBDpg |
02 Jun 08 - 01:54 PM (#2355334) Subject: Lyr Add: NIP IT (IN THE BUD) (Rooster & Roadrunner From: Jim Dixon Amazon.com lists an album called "Brains, Beauty, and Bob" by "Bob & Sheri," which contains a cut called "ROOSTER & ROADRUNNER. NIP IT." I have listened to a sound sample, and it confirms that it's the same recording that's on YouTube. Here's my transcription from the YouTube video. (I've got too much time on my hands.) NIP IT (IN THE BUD) As performed by Rooster & Roadrunner (?) 1. [I] stare at the screen with crazed bloodshot eyes, [An] empty pop bottle, a chicken that's fried. A rerun, a rerun, I just can't break free. There's Andy and me and big old Aunt Bee. CHORUS: I got to nip it, nip it, nip it in the bud. Nip it, nip it, nip it in the bud. I think I need to get a life and say goodbye to Barney Fife. Nip it, nip it, nip it in the bud. 2. Now, Floyd always said it's a beautiful thing [To] watch Goober work and hear Gomer sing. Otis can jump rope with Madelyn Hand(?) But Andy can't get Bee to just call a man. CHORUS 3. Now, Ernest T. Bass can sure turn the(?) rocks, And Opie the birdman, he sure learned a lot. Now, Wynken tells Blynken, and Blynken whispers to Nod, And Nod tips off Barney that I'm losin' it all. CHORUS THIRD CHORUS: I got to nip it, nip it, nip it in the bud. Nip it, nip it, nip it in the bud. I fear I'll never have a life forever hooked on fearless Fife. Nip it, nip it, nip it in the bud. BRIDGE: Oh my Barney, oh my Barney, had a jail but couldn't lock it, Had one bullet for his pistol, had to keep it in his pocket, His left shirt pocket, (Episode one-seventeen, "The Shoplifters") His right shirt pocket, (Barney messed up and we noticed it. We have too much time on our hands.) His left shirt pocket. FOURTH CHORUS: I got to nip it, nip it, nip it in the bud. Nip it, nip it, nip it in the bud. Nip it, nip it, nip it, nip it, nip it, nip it, nip it, nip it, Nip it, nip it, nip it in the bud. |
03 Mar 09 - 01:05 PM (#2580397) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It in the Bud (Barney Fife) From: GUEST,johco In a Jailhouse down in Dixie, fightin' crime and riskin' life. Lived a crimestopper, what a copper? Pistol Packin', Barney Fife. One bad day there came a ridin', two bad men to rob a bank. But Fife was tricky, a dead-eye dickey. Now they're locked up in the tank. Oh, my Barney. Oh, my Barney. Had a jail and couldn't lock it. Had one bullet for his pistol. Had to keep it in his pocket. is this it? |
23 Jul 09 - 12:14 AM (#2685735) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It in the Bud (Barney Fife) From: GUEST I'm Barney Fife And law's my life. You can say it's in my blood, But when there's trouble I'm there on the double To nip it in the bud. I have a bullet in my pocket And a gun (I never cock it) And a girl named Thelma Lou. Well, let's see, There's Otis T. And Floyd the barber too. That's all I remember of it and I haven't been able to find it anywhere either. Oh, the chorus says: Andy, Andy, dinner's on the table. Come home. Andy, Andy, dinner's on the table. Come home. |
23 Oct 09 - 07:46 PM (#2751436) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It in the Bud (Barney Fife) From: GUEST Hey guys - a buddy of mine spent countless hours looking for a song from the 80s with "andy..andy..dinner's on the table come home" as the chorus. Found it! It's on the Mayberry Rap on a fan club site: http://www.freewebs.com/tagsparodies/p3.htm Enjoy! |
05 Jan 10 - 01:14 PM (#2804104) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It in the Bud (Barney Fife) From: GUEST Sweet those last posts are the lyrics I was looking for also. |
06 Jan 10 - 01:04 AM (#2804536) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It in the Bud (Barney Fife) From: GUEST,999 I think it's on YOUTUBE |
07 Jan 10 - 09:49 PM (#2806237) Subject: Lyr Add: MAYBERRY RAP From: Jim Dixon Here's a nearly complete transcription (OK, I got bored near the end) of one of the songs at The Andy Griffith Show Fan Club web site: MAYBERRY RAP NARRATOR: If it's south you're bound, Let me tell you 'bout a town That you prob'ly will not see, 'Cause it's kind of a fable And it's only on cable And they call it Mayberree. Got a sheriff in the town That was ... gone around 'Cause he's only a local jailer, And the store has a slant(?) 'Cause he lives with his aunt And his name is Andy Taylor. AUNT BEE: Andy, Andy, dinner's on the table. Come home. Andy, Andy, dinner's on the table. Come home. ANDY: Well, my name is Andy. Folks say I'm dandy. I'm a sheriff without a gun. Now, let me see, There's me an' Aint Bee, An' Opie, he's my son. Now, I got me a man Always at my command, And between us there's no strife, 'Cause he's true and he's blue An' he's my cousin, too, And his name is Barney Fife. Say, Barney why don't you come out of the back room and rap for these folks, Barn, come on now. BARNEY: All right, all right. Kind of a trick to this, ... I used to be in the choir. Mi mi, mi mi mi. All right. Stand back. Here goes. I'm Deputy Fife The law is my life. And you can say it's in my blood, 'Cause whenever there's trouble I'm there on the double To nip it in the bud. Got a gun, never cock it, Got my bullet in my pocket, And a gal named Thelma Lou. There's Goober an' Emmett An' Howard an' Otis An' Floyd the barber too. Hit 'em, Floyd. FLOYD: Ooh, ooh, boy needs a haircut, ooh. Ooh, ooh, boy needs a haircut, ooh. NARRATOR: That's a tour through the times. It's a quick ... for rhymes. We hope you enjoyed your stay. Anything you didn't see, Get yourself a TV. It's on cable twice a day. Hit it, Mayberry. ANDY: Well, would you looky there! Aint Bee, I have never seen such a good-lookin' apple cobbler, I tell you whut. Hey Barn, what's say we take Helen and Thelma Lou up to Meyers way... [There's a bit more dialog, but no more rapping.] |
22 Dec 11 - 12:15 PM (#3278428) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It in the Bud (Barney Fife) From: GUEST HAHAHA YES. I was looking for this! Thank you!!! |
09 Apr 21 - 06:24 PM (#4101599) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It in the Bud (Barney Fife) From: GUEST https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oBEyKbKjWIY&noapp=1 The song you’re looking for as sung by Bruce Frye. ?? |
13 Apr 21 - 10:13 PM (#4102148) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It in the Bud (Barney Fife) From: cnd The lyrics to the song above, performed by Bruce Frye, match those from Rooster and Roadrunner above. Otis can jump rope with Madelyn Hand(?) should be "Otis can jump rope with a bottle in hand" Ernest T. Bass can sure turn the(?) rocks should be "Ernest T. Bass can sure turn chuck a rock" |
14 Dec 21 - 09:22 PM (#4128939) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Nip It in the Bud (Barney Fife) From: GUEST,AAron My name is Fife And the law is my life You could say it’s in my blood When you say there’s trouble I’ll be there on the double To nip it in the bud TBS commercial for the show, late 80s or early 90s. |