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18 Aug 03 - 08:29 AM (#1003958) Subject: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Dave the Gnome I have recently downloaded a game called JARINAINS. I am not going to tell you where because the game is EVIL EVIL EVIL!!! It is an infringemnet of all that is right and proper and a complete indignity to all Gnomekind! Whatever you do do not play it. Do not download it. Write to your MP, Senator, Congresman, Madam or Pusher but GET IT BANNED! Thank you in anticipation. Cheers ;-) Dave the Gnome |
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18 Aug 03 - 08:43 AM (#1003967) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Rapparee Never heard of it...is it something like Whist or Parcheesi? |
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18 Aug 03 - 09:05 AM (#1003982) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Dave the Gnome I'm not saying... It is just CRUEL. |
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18 Aug 03 - 09:56 AM (#1004011) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: GUEST Hmmm, it seems as if Google hasn't heard of it either... |
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18 Aug 03 - 10:03 AM (#1004014) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: McGrath of Harlow They don't have it here either - gnomedesktop.org |
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18 Aug 03 - 10:46 AM (#1004033) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Jeanie Aha ! By my Inspector Clouseau-style processes of deduction, I reckoned this game must have been originally *French*, and I've found it here, spelt : Jardinains (i.e. something to do with garden gnomes): JARDINAINS I have no intention of playing the game - but can I claim some sort of prize for finding it for you ? Merci ! - jeanie |
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18 Aug 03 - 10:53 AM (#1004039) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Mr Happy JARINAINS? Did you spel it right? Did you mean Jar Inane? |
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18 Aug 03 - 11:00 AM (#1004045) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Jeanie Monsieur Happeeee, Inspecteurr Clouseau as alreddeeeee solved ze caisse.... Av a bootcheurs at ze poste above you ! Did you not see ? Ze gnomes francais are liberated ! |
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18 Aug 03 - 11:43 AM (#1004068) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Dave the Gnome Damn, damn, damn. Spotted my deliberate mis-information...;-) :D |
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18 Aug 03 - 01:08 PM (#1004110) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Bill D not as bad as the RT sport of dwarf-tossing |
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18 Aug 03 - 02:57 PM (#1004167) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: McGrath of Harlow See "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" for some more unpleasantness towards gnomes. |
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18 Aug 03 - 03:52 PM (#1004190) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Don Firth Dorothy Zbornak to Sophia Petrillo in a moment of exhasperation:-- "You're a hairy little gnome and we feed you too much!" Don Firth |
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18 Aug 03 - 03:53 PM (#1004191) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Raedwulf Excellente! The opportunity to play Breakout *and* splatter gnomes at the same time!!! Bliss... {Evil Grin} :)))))))))))))))))))))) |
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18 Aug 03 - 06:36 PM (#1004255) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Bee-dubya-ell Maybe we could talk the game's author into a special Mudcat version with gargoyles instead of gnomes. |
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18 Aug 03 - 06:49 PM (#1004263) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: LadyJean Should one not use the proper gnomeinclature? |
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18 Aug 03 - 07:37 PM (#1004291) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: open mike gno gnome tossing allowed? what do the little people say about that? what about gnus? no gnus is good gnus? |
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18 Aug 03 - 08:17 PM (#1004306) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Bill D I had a gnu once, got him from an exptic animal farm that was going out of business...he was pretty smart, but he was getting on in years. I had thought he & I could share our time together better if I could get him to learn little tasks like bringing in the newspaper, chasing away intruders and maybe even some stunts like rolling over, playing dead and walking on his hind legs......but it wasn't to be. He was either too stubborn or he knew it was beyond his abilities since he was not young enough....I guess you can't teach an old Gnu dog tricks. |
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18 Aug 03 - 09:14 PM (#1004338) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Rapparee "Splatter The Gnome" sounds like a heavy metal band. Maybe they can play in the Super Gnome sometime. Didn't Tom Paxton write a song about gnus? Something like "Gnus, gnus, talk about your gnus/That's mighty good gnus to me"? |
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18 Aug 03 - 09:34 PM (#1004344) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Billy the Bus STOPPIT, you lot! - I fell out of the bath and broke a rib last night. Chortle - Owww..... Chuckle - More Owww..... Cheers - Sam (Holding his side and Gnoming in the Gloaming) |
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18 Aug 03 - 11:39 PM (#1004398) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: GUEST,leeneia Bill D: loved your pun! |
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19 Aug 03 - 03:14 AM (#1004467) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: CRANKY YANKEE Not to detract from the merryment, but, we have atradition here in the USA. No published work may be banned. You don't have to play it or read it if it offends, and you may not ban anything. this principal is outlined in the first ammendment to the Constitution of the United States of America. "Is it cold where you are?" "Gno'maam, I'm from 'Gnome'" (Alaska) "BE IT EVER SO G-NUMBLE THERE'S G-NO PLACE LIKE G-NOME |
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19 Aug 03 - 03:48 AM (#1004474) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Mr Happy Bill D: LOL!! |
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19 Aug 03 - 05:37 AM (#1004506) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Mr Happy & then there's the pointy thing on a sundial: a 336600 'Gnomen'! |
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19 Aug 03 - 03:02 PM (#1004805) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Bee-dubya-ell I think the game should be renamed "petits bâtards de snide". I hate the little flowerpot-chunkin' sumbitches. It gives me great pleasure to shoot them with the lasergun while they are in the mid-bounce. It's not worth any extra points. I just like to hear 'em squeal. |
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19 Aug 03 - 06:43 PM (#1004898) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Bill D A gnome in Nome was headed home, After a day at the Zoo, The wind was rough, and cold and blough, But could see it threw... Still, at the Zoo, The new Gnu, he knew, Was having it quite tuff. Next day, he vowed, he'd ask the crowed That gathers there, to vough the Gnu As others dough, and donate with a view Of buying this poor frigid beast A mough to warm its nose and houghs, And mitigate its cough. *off to take my meds...only a teeny bit late.* |
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20 Aug 03 - 04:35 PM (#1005437) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: GUEST Sigh... I knew there were some evil people about, but on the Mudcat? I ask you. What is this world coming to? Ah well. As long as I know where I stand. About 4' under everyone else that is:-) Talking about Gnu's. Being a traditionalist I must tell one of my favourite old jokes. Q. What noise does a gnu make? A. Bnag! Got to go now. Mrs G want's to play some game she has found on the computer. Don't know what it is but she always comes of giggling manicaly and humming something that sounds nearly but not quite like the hall of the mountain king... Cheers DtG |
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20 Aug 03 - 06:59 PM (#1005528) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: CRANKY YANKEE IF YOU HAVE AN UNRULY WILDEBEAST AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO TAKE IT OUT TO THE WOODSHED AND PADDLE YOUR OWN G-NU * Pronounce this "Guh-New" Then, there's the human G-nome project. WHO G=NEW? |
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21 Aug 03 - 04:37 AM (#1005714) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Dave the Gnome BTW - Guest above was me! Who ate my cookie? :D |
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21 Aug 03 - 11:04 AM (#1005877) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: boldreynard When I lived in the city, I used a metrognome. |
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21 Aug 03 - 01:21 PM (#1005964) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Bill D bnag? Bnag? BNAG? BNAG? groaaaan! like in an Amish drive-by shooting in Uganda? "ploc, ploc, ploc, BNAG, ploc, ploc,ploc, BNAG"! |
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21 Aug 03 - 02:31 PM (#1006013) Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT play this game! From: Rapparee Did you know that gnomes make a pleasing and festive dish when served with the correct sauce? All authorities agree that there are no plates like gnomes with the hollandaise. |