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24 Aug 03 - 09:01 PM (#1007558) Subject: BS: Kneel Jung From: GUEST,John Hardly Man I really like Neil Young. Nice to see him doing something new these days, I mean, I really liked his early stuff – you know – "Shilo" and "Kentucky Woman", "Crunchy Granola". Great voice an' all… Hey, that wasn't Neil Young! That's Neil Diamond! Oh…..okay. So I really like "The Goodbye Girl" …ha ha….remember Dreyfus sitting on the bed naked playing his guitar and Marsha Mason asks him "Are you decent?" and he….. Hey man, that's Simon!!! Oh. Hey I really like him too, man! I wonder if he's still crazy after … NO! not PAUL Simon! I mean that's NEIL Simon!! Neil Simon wrote "Still Crazy After All These Years"? ? Man, that cat's versatile.. Jeez, no, I mean Neil Simon wrote the Goodbye Girl …you know? The play made into a movie? Yeah, I heard they were doing some kinda dramatic stage thing on the new tour. New tour? Whaddaya mean, "New Tour"? You know, Neil Young's new tour. I heard there's some kinda, you know, drama… So now we're back to Neil Young? Yeah man. Isn't that what we were talking about? Hey…..li'l bit of trivia here – did you know he wrote that "Love Will Keep Us Together" that the Captain and Tennille recorded? No. I did not know that BECAUSE IT IS NOT TRUE! That was Neil SEDAKA you rube! HEY! TenNEIL……NEIL Sedaka……do you suppose they were, you know, married or brother and sister or something? Yes. NEIL Sedaka and TenNEIL were married. *rolling eyes* Hey, wait, you're wrong – Tennille was married to the Captain. I'm almost sure of it. Well, you got me there. Things can get kinda weird in this world you know? I mean just think of it – what are the chances? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and I'll bet Neil Young has sung at least one song about the moon. It just doesn't get any weirder than that. That's probably one of those "syncronicity" things, y'know? You mean like the fact that Paul Simon and Art Garfunkle had the same birthday? I thought we were talking about Neil Young. But you said something about coinci….oh, nevermind. It's such a shame the four of 'em will never get together again. Hell, what is it now? Two of 'em dead? Two of WHO?! Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young! THEY"RE NOT DEAD!! You idiot! You're thinking of the Beatles! Two of them are dead….. OH yeah! Paul and…. NO! Not Paul and. NOT Paul and. Paul was never DEAD! That was just a hoax. John and George are dead. So I guess the Beatles are never going to get together again either? Either? I just told you that Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young are still alive. I mean, theoretically THEY could still get together again. Cool. You think they'd do any of Neil's early stuff? I really liked "Cracklin' Rosie". |
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24 Aug 03 - 09:10 PM (#1007563) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: Janie Hey Sweetie--time to take your medicine.... Janie |
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24 Aug 03 - 11:34 PM (#1007608) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: Sorcha Orderly, reserve a suite at the Center stat!! This man needs help! Quick, fetch the bedpans!! Nurse, needles please! |
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24 Aug 03 - 11:53 PM (#1007619) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: Bill D for goodness sake, no one tell him how many different famous guys are named Michael Jackson! |
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24 Aug 03 - 11:57 PM (#1007623) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: catspaw49 Man, that's really funny....really well done!!! Yeah, completely hilarious!!! Spaw is a really funny guy! Spaw? What the hell are you talkin' about? Just sayin' that Spaw writes some really hilarious stuff. Spaw didn't write that.....John Hardly wrote it. Oh well then it must have been Art Thieme! Art? Geeziz man, aren't you listening? Art can really tell 'em! Hey Dumbass....It wasn't Art! It was John Hardly John Hardly? Who is John Hardly? The guy who wrote that. He's really funny. Is he? How come he never puts any funny stuff on the Mudcat? He does! Lots of it! It's just that he never seems to get noticed and people go on thinking Spaw and Art are the funny ones. Man oh man....Spaw and Art......What a pair!!! That Kneel Jung thing cracks me up. Spaw and Art didn't have anything to do with that piece!!! It was written by John Hardly!!! Who? Aw ferchrissakes..........Look you dimbulb, there are lots of funny folks around here and John Hardly is one of them. They just never seem to get the same notice as Spaw and Art. Spaw and Art each said a few funny things maybe 5 or 6 years ago and now they're almost legends even though they only tell the same worn out half a dozen things over and over. Everything else they steal!!! They really have some good ones!!! Art has the "No pun in ten did" thing and of course Spaw and the possums and Neil Young.......Spaw and Art really are great!!! Just look at Spaw's latest ... the Kneel Jung piece....what a genius! ...........oy............fuckit........Yeah, he's a complete crack-up...............geeziz.............. So who's this John Hardly guy you brought up? Where can I find something funny he's written? ***************** Spaw |
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25 Aug 03 - 12:00 AM (#1007624) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: Sorcha Are you sure you aren't talking about Art Garfunkel? I thought he wrote it.........hardly worth mentioning, though. Hardly wrote it!! Well, it must have been hard...........(over to you, Spaw) |
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25 Aug 03 - 12:59 AM (#1007637) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: Bee-dubya-ell Damn right John's funny! John can't help but be funny 'cause John's a potter! Potters spend whole days throwin' pots. Now, once you been throwin' pots fer a few years it kinda gets to be automatic. Ya don't have to think about it real hard. It takes, like, 10% of a good potter's brainpower. So, what to do with the other 90%? Think up goofy shit to post to the Mudcat, what else? Bruce |
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25 Aug 03 - 01:11 AM (#1007640) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: Sorcha John is hardly potty!! You can't be potty and be a potter or a poet...........(this is getting pret' crazee) |
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25 Aug 03 - 04:45 AM (#1007677) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: C-flat If John spends his whole day throwing pots, then he must be crazy! Unless he's got someone paid to catch 'em all. Now if you want "funny" Mudcatters that Dr.Guitar is much funnier than John! |
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25 Aug 03 - 08:57 AM (#1007732) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: Amos Spaw? John? Um...I really like you guys and love your writing, and all, but....who the hell are you guys talking to??? A |
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25 Aug 03 - 08:59 AM (#1007733) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: wysiwyg John throws 'em so good no one ever throws 'em back. ~S~ |
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25 Aug 03 - 09:34 AM (#1007750) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: John Hardly Bruce, 10%??....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*phew*hahahahahahahahahahaha... ...bud, you must be putting to much detail in your work!!! When I write my never to be read memoirs I am going to title them, "Money For Nothing"! (by the way, kinda kept an eye out for you at Amish Acres time. I assume you didn't get called?) Amos, ...so, you're alone?? ...well now, isn't THAT pathetic? Catspaw, Thanks for the laugh -- man, I really liked that funny thing you wrote about ....*thinking*...........*thinking harder*............*hmmmmmmmm*...... ...Oh yeah, pencils or something? Yeah, thanks for the laugh! |
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25 Aug 03 - 09:35 AM (#1007751) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: John Hardly (making mental note: break laughter into smaller bits so as to not enlarge the page!) |
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25 Aug 03 - 10:21 AM (#1007771) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: Amos This looks like a call for containment.... ya don't wanna let stuff like this run amok all over... some people are allergic, or have small children or dachshunds... best minds of my generation... goddam shame, is what... A |
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25 Aug 03 - 10:50 AM (#1007778) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: Dr. Guitar Dear Patients, As you know, I make it my business to monitor all threads to find distressed patients in need and, indeed, Mr Hardly has been a sometime visitor there...even taking over locum duties in my unavaoidable absence. Unfortunately, there has not been a lot for me to do lately although this thread indicates that things are once again "on the turn"! As you know, my professional ethics prevent me from "soliciting" business. Who is Kneel Jung? This person sounds like a very interesting and difficult case and would he, perhaps, be a suitable subject for my continuing professional research? I am at your service if needed! Interesting and satisfying also to hear my humble name mentioned amongst such illuminati! Yours sincerely, Dr. Guitar |
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25 Aug 03 - 10:58 AM (#1007785) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: Dr. Guitar Dear Patients, Please excuse me my omission.... Surgery open all hours as usual Yours sincerely, Dr. Guitar P.S. I still fret for dear Ebbie. Can anyone reassure me that she has not looked at those sites that I directed her not to look at? |
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25 Aug 03 - 09:12 PM (#1008071) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: SINSULL Speaking of Neil Young (we are, aren't we?), there is a TV special that's been on several times for the last week - "An Evening With Neil Young". I have tried to watch or even just listen and I can't do it. He goes on and on and on in his intros. The songs I did hear were monotone ramblings. Guess you have to be a fan to get it. Maybe I am just too old. Or maybe Neil is. |
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25 Aug 03 - 10:26 PM (#1008096) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: John Hardly Oh SINSULL, surely you don't think maybe he's lost a step......got a little tarnish on that golden voice of his?! What? His chord is no longer striking one with you? |
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25 Aug 03 - 11:14 PM (#1008110) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: catspaw49 No Guys......It's just like I been sayin' all along...."Terminally Screwed" Spaw |
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26 Aug 03 - 03:35 AM (#1008171) Subject: RE: BS: Kneel Jung From: Mark Cohen I think that Joe should have closed this thread after the first post. (Which was excellent.) Aloha, Mark |