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27 Aug 03 - 12:16 PM (#1009023) Subject: BS: Fave song that is bent From: Raptor A list for your fav song that makes you laugh and think Such as ATTITUDE CHICKEN by Bob Geldof Later on that evening when I thought I'd had enough I sat down in a resteraunt of over powdered drugs I ordered up some dew-soaked lettus picked by virgin hands Nestled on a bed of pearl encrusted clams Well the waiters name was Renee and he told me how his aunt Who had 47 children and how the always planned To grow the smallest vegetables in all the kingdoms land The're poor he said but happy and thats what realy counts And every evening after thier 20 hour day they'd sleep content imagining that restaraunt far away Where fat fucks in designer suits Would order over deals the smallest portions of these Tiny morsels for thier meals Still the blood it clots and the heart gets stricken See everybodye searching for that Attitude chicken My porshe got stuck in traffic and my girlfriend said "get real" "How dare you get me stuck" and "how'd you think that made me feel" I got a yamaha 5 million a bike thats what I needed Like Paul Revere on speed Yes my girlfriend's name is anne But she says the k is silent Put the h after the a and she gets realy violent And shes got designer jewels and shes got designer clothes Which go with her designer eyes ass tits and nose And she does another line And shes talking finger lickin And thats my signal to send out for that attitude Chicken A Special breed thats bred to feed the need for greed Yes its poultry time for all you little kittens Lets get hip and do the attitude chicken Now when she comes she screams designer screams at precisely the right moment Loud enuogh so the neighbours hear and think I'm realy potent She's conciderate like that which is why I guess I love her Her uniqueness or her freedom to find some other lovers and express her self sexualy in atempting to discouver The inner self that every modern woman in the land Has the democratic right to Which I as modern man Of course respect and understand and indeed can empathise with Appreciate, articulate feel for and sympathise with and any referance that I might make to her sexualy Has been vetted and aproved by the woman's commisary Still the plans get hatched and the plots they thicken See everyones looking for that attitude chicken Neatly packaged politics for all the little minds It's the speacial intrest lobby for these multi-cultured times The Politicaly Correct are the nazis of our time When it's the freedom of ideas that makes man civilised Lets drag out the old scapegoat if he's still alive and kicking And go riding of in glory for that attitude Chicken Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Attidude Chicken I'd rather be a hammer than a nail Raptor |
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27 Aug 03 - 01:03 PM (#1009065) Subject: RE: BS: Fave song that is bent From: Amos That's hilarious, Raptor. Thanks, A |
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27 Aug 03 - 02:19 PM (#1009118) Subject: RE: BS: Fave song that is bent From: Raptor Thank BOB GELDOF! Any songs like that that you know? Raptor |
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28 Aug 03 - 05:23 AM (#1009458) Subject: RE: BS: Fave song that is bent From: Dave the Gnome Lots of Leon Rossellson songs - very humorous but often with a darker meaning! That good I can't remember any at the momnet but must get out the CD as soon as I get home:-) Cheers DtG |
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28 Aug 03 - 06:53 AM (#1009482) Subject: RE: BS: Fave song that is bent From: Alasdair Ummm, I took the word "bent" rather literally and have penned a pink version of the Wild Rover, which I will call The Wild Homo... I've been a wild homo for many a year And I've spent all my money on s & m gear But now I'm returning with Christian Dior And I never will play the wild homo no more And it's no, nay never (right up your kilt) No nay never no more Will I plaaaay the wild homo No never no more I went into an ailhouse I used to frequent And I told the landlady her husband was bent I asked for his number she answered me nay This is my public house and he's not f***ing gay And then from my pocket I took sovreigns bright And the landlady's eyes opended wide with delight She said as for my husband he's gone to the gym But wile you're waiting there's always the stable boy Tim And now I'll return to my Dad and my Mum And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son And if they'll embrace me as oft times before I'll bake them a quiche that they'll truly adore What do you think? Al |
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28 Aug 03 - 05:32 PM (#1009835) Subject: RE: BS: Fave song that is bent From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie Dear Abby by John Prine |
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28 Aug 03 - 06:04 PM (#1009843) Subject: RE: BS: Fave song that is bent From: Amergin medical love song by monty python.... |