28 Aug 98 - 03:22 PM (#36268) Subject: LYR HELP: She Just Ain't Built That Way From: Gene Have pieces of old time tunes running thru my head--- This one is a NOVELTY tune about the difference between a man and a woman! Possible title: SHE JUST AIN'T BUILT THAT WAY Singer: Unknown I remember the tune clearly But I only recall the following lines A woman can ......... She can ............. But, she can't strike a match in the dark like a man 'Cause she just ain't built that way; And she can't jump over a fence like a man 'Cause she just ain't built that way. From the 40's era, maybe.
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04 Sep 00 - 04:05 PM (#290906) Subject: RE: LYR HELP: She Just Ain't Built That Way From: GUEST,Gene REFRESH--
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29 Sep 09 - 10:15 PM (#2734676) Subject: Lyr Add: BECAUSE SHE AIN'T BUILT THAT WAY Mitchell From: Jim Dixon From the sheet music at Baylor University: BECAUSE SHE AIN'T BUILT THAT WAY Words and music by J. F. Mitchell, 1886. "As sung by Billy Rice of Thatcher, Primrose & West's Minstrels"
1. Why is it a woman can't climb up a tree?
2. Don't give to your wife any secrets to keep,
3. Don't "mash" every girl that you see on the street
4. A woman cannot hit a barn with a stone,
5. I don't think my mother-in-law is a saint
6. A woman can never jump over a fence |
30 Sep 09 - 01:34 AM (#2734727) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Because She Ain't Built That Way From: Gene 'preciate the post JIM...a local music pal cross town found an Mp3 2 or 3 years ago by Asa Martin...on some old 78 site. The original post was so long ago I forgot about it... ====She Aint Built That Way by Asa Martin country/folk A tongue in cheek tune about the perplexing ways of women. Asa Martin straight-faces these lyrics like a true old time singer. Gene |
30 Sep 09 - 06:34 PM (#2735371) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Because She Ain't Built That Way From: Joe_F I suppose the last couplet alludes to the 19th-century tradition of men wearing jeans so tight that they could strike a match on the seat. These days, among young Americans at least, it would be women that are "built that way". The height, or depth, of fashion for young men seems to be crotches down around their knees. |
21 May 20 - 12:50 PM (#4054200) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Because She Ain't Built That Way From: and e It is printed in Green's Census and Diary Almanac, 1880 (printed in 1879). It is not presented as a song but as a series of poems by different newspapers about women not being built that way. See google books here: https://books.google.com/books?id=CrtNAQAAMAAJ&newbks=0&printsec=frontcover&dq=%22She+Ain%E2%80%99t+Built+That+Way%22&q=%22She+Ain%E2%80%99t+Built+That+Way%22&hl=en&source=newbks_fb |
21 May 20 - 01:01 PM (#4054203) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Because She Ain't Built That Way From: GUEST,Starship Gene, Asa Martin's take is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib3-ezcg8e8 |
21 May 20 - 07:13 PM (#4054270) Subject: Lyr Add: MOLLY AIN'T BUILT THAT WAY (Walsh&Barker) From: Jim Dixon I found this on Spotify. This singing duo (one of them plays piano) made 11 short films for British Pathé between 1935 and 1941. MOLLY AIN'T BUILT THAT WAY As recorded by Walsh & Barker on "Vintage British Comedy, Vol. 9" (2011) and "The Classic Comedy Collection 3, Vol. 3" (2011) Now, I know a gal; she's a marvelous gal, and her mother will tell you so. There's not many things that gal can't do, and nothing this gal don't know. She can smoke a cigarette; she smokes them night and day, But she can't strike a match on her trousers yet, 'cause Molly ain't built that way. She'll go for a country stroll and romp among the hay, But she never stays there till the last train's gone, 'cause Molly ain't built that way. Ha-ha, ho-ho! There isn't very much that gal don't know. She can swim like mermaids swim; she's marv'lous in the spray, But she can't wag her tail like the mermaids do, 'cause Molly ain't built that way. Oh eeny-meeny-meeny-meeny-my-o! That'll be enough of that-o! When the rumba was the craze, she got red-hot, they say, But she cooled down when she tried the split, 'cause Molly ain't built that way. She went riding in the Row for twenty miles(?) one day. Now she breakfasts off the mantle shelf, 'cause Molly ain't built that way. Ha-ha, ho-ho! There isn't very much that gal don't know. She will let you see her home; …(?) will let you stay, But you can't stay there till breakfast—oh, no!—'cause Molly ain't built that way. [Piano break] Oh, that dimple in her chin she does love to display, But she doesn't show all of her dimples, no, 'cause Molly ain't built that way. Oh, she'll let nice boys hold her hand without the least dismay, But she never lets nice boys hold her—mm, pocketbook—'cause Molly ain't built that way. Ha-ha, ho-ho! There isn't very much that gal don't know. She has got a little dog; they go for walks each day, But she can't do the things that the little dog does. 'cause Molly ain't built that way. |
01 Sep 23 - 06:42 PM (#4180460) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Because She Ain't Built That Way From: and e "NOT BUILT THAT WAY." 1888, The Stag Party. See online here: https://archive.org/details/1888cathestagparty/page/n227/mode/1up?view=theater |
01 Sep 23 - 06:42 PM (#4187000) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Because She Ain't Built That Way From: and e "NOT BUILT THAT WAY." 1888, The Stag Party. See online here: https://archive.org/details/1888cathestagparty/page/n227/mode/1up?view=theater |
02 Sep 23 - 06:52 AM (#4180475) Subject: RE: ADD: Because She Ain't Built That Way From: Felipa but a lot of women can jump fences, climb up a tree, hit a barn -or a church - with a stone, stay in a house all alone. And boys can work and think (and not all can climb trees, etc). The song needs re-written. |
02 Sep 23 - 06:52 AM (#4186999) Subject: RE: ADD: Because She Ain't Built That Way From: Felipa but a lot of women can jump fences, climb up a tree, hit a barn -or a church - with a stone, stay in a house all alone. And boys can work and think (and not all can climb trees, etc). The song needs re-written. |