05 Sep 03 - 06:02 AM (#1013217) Subject: Lyr Req: If I were a vulture From: Tattie Bogle Does anyone know all the words to this parody of "If I were a blackbird"? As sung by Renee in the Middle bar at Sidmouth: it's hilarious and rather rude, but not I think, too rude to be posted or censored! Chorus goes: If I were a vulture, I'd circle and spin, I'd follow the milk-cart my love's riding (driving?) in And if ever I catch him with one of his tarts I'll fly down and gobble his masculine parts. Can't remember any more! |
05 Sep 03 - 03:30 PM (#1013517) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If I were a vulture From: Herga Kitty It was written by the late "Auntie" Beryl Offredy, who was a member of Herga, but I haven't got the words... Trayton might be able to help though. Kitty |
05 Sep 03 - 04:28 PM (#1013545) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If I were a vulture From: Joe Offer This is the kind of song that makes men nervous... |
05 Sep 03 - 05:59 PM (#1013578) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If I were a vulture From: Tinker and women smile.... |
06 Sep 03 - 10:30 AM (#1013886) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If I were a vulture From: Tattie Bogle Thanks Kitty. I could always write to Renee as she gave me her address (and promise to send words, but hasn't!)I in turn said I would send her pics of her last year's rendering of same song, but haven't yet! Will be sending same pics to TD at MBS. Especially milkmen, Joe. Broadly, Tinker. Tattie B |